"Ow! Why does my back hurt?" I opened my eyes and noticed that I was outside, sitting in a tree." Where the hell am I? Did I sleep walk again? I thought I got over that?" Then a child's voice said from behind me," Why are you talking to yourself?" I screamed and fell out of the tree and looked at the one that said that. A child with a tail stuck to his butt was hopping around in the tree and cheering, "Yay! I finally did it! I finally scared the you!"
"What the hell? Shippo? No. Abbie! Why are you dressed up as Shippo?" Then the child looked at me with confusion. Then another voice from behind me said, "InuYasha, are you alright?" Then I jumped and screamed again."Damnit! What the hell? Why the hell do people insist on scaring me!"
"Are you sure you are alright? You're usually not this jumpy." the voice said from behind me.
I turned around and I saw a young girl dressed in a Japanese school uniform. "Kagome? No. Megan. Why are you dressed up like Kagome again?"
"InuYasha? What are you talking about? Who is this Megan person?" the young girl asked with a confused look on her face."Yay! And who is this Abbie person you speak of?" ask the child. "Wait a minute! Did you call me...InuYasha?" I asked. Then the young girl responed,"Yeah. That's your name. Isn't it?"
"They keep calling me InuYasha."I thought." Wait a minute!" I looked at my hand to see if my theory was right. I had claws instead of fingernail. Long silver hair instead of short brown hair with silver bangs. I also was wearing a red kimono." My wish came true! I am InuYasha!" I thought to myself. "Let me get this straight. You are Kagome Higurashi"pointing at the young girl." And you are Shippo the kitsune."Pointing at the child.
"Wait a minute! I never told you my last name!" Kagome yelled cautiously. "Yay. And you haven't hit me yet." Then both Kagome and Shippo surrounded me. "Who are you and what have you done with InuYasha!"
"Your answer is as good as mine. I have no idea! I go to sleep in a bed and I wake-up in a tree. My name is Stephine, but my friends call me Inu. It is short for InuHanyou. I have no idea where InuYasha is. He is probably in my body in America." Both Kagome and Shippo sat in awe and stared at me.
At Stephine's house:
"Why do I feel so strange?" The light started to flicker. "What the hell? Why is the sun flickering and what am I lying on? It's soft. Trees aren't soft." InuYasha opened his eyes to see a drawn poster of InuYasha at the foot of a bed with bold letter on it." Is you brain broken or something? Don't drink and drive!"
A/N: I actually have a drawn poster on my wall near my bed like that and it won in D.AR.E. Club.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" InuYasha turned around to notice an older woman with black hair standing by the door. InuYasha was taught American Sign Language by Kagome, but this woman was going really fast. "Slow down woman! What are you trying to say?" he signed slowly. She signed back," Wake-up now! You are going to miss the bus."
"Umm... I am confused. What? Where?" he signed with confusion. Then she signed with anger,"Cothes. There" pointing at the pile of clothes." Shoes. There." pointing at the shoes." Door. There." pointing at the door."Katelyn and A.J. there." pointing at the two people outside the door. InuYasha put on the top shirt and pants that matched and managed to put on shoes. The woman handed me the thing she called a "book bag" and a small black bag she called a "purse".
"Hey Steph. Sup?" asked the girl called Katelyn. She held out her fist like she was going to punch me so he was getting ready to block. "Ummm... Steph, you all right? Don't you remember our handshake? Or did you forget it like you do with everything else?"
"Ummm... Who is this Steph you speak of?" InuYasha asked. "It's you nick name." responded the boy named A.J. "Are you all right?" he asked. "Yay. Just peachy." InuYasha responded back.
"Okay what happened?"Katelyn asked. "Oh never mind! Tell me when we get on the bus." Then a large yellow steel box thing holding humans stopped in front of us." What the hell is this?" I screamed. "It's the bus! It's the thing that takes us to school and we ride in the back." responded Katelyn with a confused/angered voice. I was getting ready to enter the bus thing, until a boy stepped in front of me." What the hell are you doing? Get out of my way!" I screamed. I tried to push him out of the way but he wouldn't budge." Why couldn't I budge him?" InuYasha thought.
Then a woman in front of the boy yelled at him and told him to go to the back of the line. He looked at InuYasha with a stupid look and another boy went next to him and laughed in the back of the line. InuYasha finally got on the bus and spotted Katelyn in the back waving her hand at him." Who were those boy up there?"
"You should know. They are one of our worst enemies. Tyler and Adam. Okay. Now I know there is something wrong with you. Who are you?"Katelyn yelled. Then InuYasha responded, "Well I have no idea where or when I am."
"Okaaaaay! Who the fuck are you!"Katelyn said in an angered voice. "Geese! You don't have to bite my head off! My name is InuYasha." Katelyn stared at him for a sec and then she started to crack up laughing." You don't believe me. Do you?" he asked
"No it's not like don't I believe you and all. It's just that you are in a girl's body." Katelyn then pulls a mirror from her book bag and holds it in front of InuYasha."...WHAT! GIMME THAT THING!" He put the mirror in front of his face and he stared in awe at the girl with short brown hair and silver bangs staring in awe at him in the mirror.
The bus suddenly stopped in front of a building." Here we are. We are now at school." Katelyn responded with a evil smile." For some reason I don't like that look."
In the Fudal Era:
"Say what now!" said a confused monk named Miroku. "You herd me right. I am not InuYasha. Do you want me to prove it?"
"Yes!" Miroku. "Well to start... your first and last name is Miroku Houshi, your main weapon is the "wind tunnel", your father died when you were young, and you are a lecherous monk that likes Sango. Shall I go on? The list goes on." Miroku just stared in awe and Sango blushed like crazy." What are you talking about? That letch does not love me. He loves other girls!"
A/N: I know a lot of information about the InuYasha gang. If you people have a question, just e-mail me.
"Just you wait and see, hunn. Damnit! Megan and Missy are wearing off on me!" Everybody stared at each other then at me. Then there was a sharp pain to my neck so I slapped it." Swashed again." answered the bug in a sleamish voice." Well if it isn't Myoga the flea.Whachu want!"
"Lord InuYasha! Are you all right? You have never used the word "whachu" before. What dose it mean?" I gave Myoga a evil glare."Noneya!" Myoga looked very confused at me."Noneya? What does that mean?"
I gave Myoga a side smerk."None of your business! Now whatchu want?"
"Well I was just informed that Naraku is plotting his next attack on you." Myoga finished. "As I can tell. I'll bet anything that Naraku is behind this whole thing."
"Good he didn't say it.phew!"Wistpered Myoga. "Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me. I almost forgot. So in other words... you just ran away." I smiled and turned to Kagome and the group." I memorized InuYasha's favorite things he says or the things he says all the time."
With InuYahsa:
"Okay. Last class. Mr. Wilson? Upstairs. What are up with these fucken stairs? There fucken pissin' me off! Up and down these fucken stairs all day. OMFG! Do these human have fun torturing these kids like this?" InuYasha turned arouned and stared to talk to a girl named Chrissy but she is a cat half demon and she wanted him to call her Neko."Yo Neko. What's with humans and stairs?"
"Your asking ME this? I don't understand mortals ether." Both Neko and InuYasha walked in Mr. Wilson's class. "So where do I sit?" Neko pointed InuYasha over to a empty desk and snikered."Over there by Ritchie." InuYasha walked over to the desk and sat down. The boy next to InuYasha was called Ritchie and he turned to face him and said teasingly," So how is it in the world of InuWasha?" Then another girl that sat in front of Ritchie said," No. It's called In A Shoe!" she snickered. "Ehhhh shad up!" InuYasha replied.
After class was over, there was this annoying bell. Dehdehdehdeh...dehdehdehdeh."OMFG! That is got to be the most annoying thing I have ever heard in my life!" InuYasha said to Neko. "I know! I hate it too. I hate everything else, but no one seems to care...sighoh well." Neko said in a depressed voice.
InuYasha got all of my things out of my locker and turned around and he was facing a boy with blond hair and a strange scent." Who the hell are you?" The strange boy gave InuYasha an evil glare, smiled and replied," Hello InuYasha! I'm Chaos, but that won't be a concerned for very long. Because soon you will be dead! Along with Stephine!"
To be continued?...
Disclamer: So was this better? I gave you more to read. I left you in a cliffhanger so I can see how much you people want to read my story. So please review. No flames please. E-mail me if you still want to know more about InuYasha. Quiz me for all I care! No naming off episode names or episode numbers! I don't memorize that. Just info!
