authors notes: more lucia and matier fun! i'm trying to stay in character while writing this in humour.
I hope you like and review. i know a lot of authors have their friends to help review, but hopefully you guys will like this enough to laugh or smile.
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Lucia jumped over the zig zagging roofs and lithe as her demonic powers allowed her, was able to fly boundless without wings for awhile until the moment she could tap into demonic powers. Her chicken devil trigger always bothered her. This was because her feet turned into bird's feet. Otherwise, she liked the fact that she could have white wings. At that moment, she spotted two large goats coming her way.
"Zay iz cuming dis way! I must keel de intruders of diz village and purge dem away!"
She said that with such glee that when she spied upon the demon hunter named Dante, she was immediately upset!
"Zon of Spaahhda!" she screamed. Dante didn't pay much attention to her due to the fact that he had his hands full. Drawing out Ebony and Ivory simultaneously allowed him to shoot continuously at the advancing goat demons. They looked rather horny with their tongues hanging out of their mouths. When he did not pay attention to her, she immediately took the advantage and charged the second demon goat, her knives soaking inside the hairy demons body. Their mouths opened up before they died, moaning and groaning loudly.
They were back to back, the demon hunter and the protector of Vie du Marri. The red haired defect demon cried, "Zon of Spahhda, why are you in dis area? I taught dat you vould go to da other zide of de village. Dere are monsters eberywhere!"
"Yes, Lucia I know this." Dante replied casually. He placed his guns back into his pockets and looked at the red haired defect, "Are you alright now?"
They felt around them the opening of the demon portal and momentarily stood back. Lucia looked from the demon hunter to the portal then nodded her red haired head, sniffing out loud.
"Such concern, demon hunter, I am glad you are not making zo much fun of me."
She began to sniffle again, while Dante refrained the urge to roll his eyes and instead sighed aloud, "Lucia, how many times do I have to tell you that Devils Never cry?"
She sputtered, tears fell from her emerald eyes down her tanned cheeks, "But but but!" she screamed, "Matier never told me!"
Dante started to walk away. He really didn't have time to play psychiatrist to her. He had hoped Matier had stayed her crying and there were demons at the portal. Again. Lucia cried, "Wait! Ware are you going?"
"You see that portal that just opened up?" He paused, just slightly to say this, "I'm on my way over there. To stop the evil from coming to your village."
"But! But! I am expendable! I am de the one dat should go! I am de one that should die!"
"Obviously, no. It's my job, remember? Matier hired me."
He walked away, hoping she didn't interrupt him with anymore "buts", and was thankful that she just remained there standing.
When she saw that Dante had entered the portal she felt another presence behind her. A voice called out and she knew immediately who it was!
"Chi!"
It was her enemy, Arius!
"ARIUS!" She screamed, "You are de one responsible voor Kre-ating meh! But Dante told meh dat DEVILS NEVER CRY!"
She cried louder, her tears streamed down her cheeks to prove to the distorted Arius that she was not a devil like him. That devils do shed tears! Arius now deformed spat on the ground, his black mustache almost covered his mouth.
"You believe dat man? He iz only trying to tell you something you want to hear!" He started to run at Lucia, the long snake tubes that came out of his body snapped at the chicken devil triggering female.
"I know now dat I am NOT a devil! I am proud dat I am a defect! Yes! I am proud!" she cried louder, her tears kept coming. The snake tubes that hit her hurt her a lot and she slammed back into the crumbling walls around her. "OW! Dat hurt very much, Arius! You should not treat a woman so bad! Abuser of all women! Pervert!"
She threw her knives at him, so fast that they looked like tiny pebbles and made damage at the deformed Arius.
"You will pay for making my cloned zizters not defects! You will pay for dat, Arius!"
They went into a long battle, the creator and the defect female demon. They circled each other several times and in the end, Arius turned into this huge ugly glob that made Lucia take a few more healing orbs to get strength back. But it was Lucia's determination and Dante's words that Devils NEVER CRY! That made her keep going.
When she killed off Arius, she went back to her village to find Matier. "MATIER! MATIER!"
"Yes, child I am here." The little brown woman said in the kitchen, she was making baguettes and cutting cheese, "Did you see the Zon of Spaahdaa again?"
"Yes, he helped me and you too, Matier!" She ran to Matier and hugged the little old woman. Took her up in the air and threw her up in the air.
Matier screamed aloud, "Mah goodness, child! Let me down!"
"Matier, I love you so much, my mother! You gave me de reason to keep living! Dat I am not useless! I am so sorry voor not believing in mah self."
Matier chuckled, "Dat is good, child, good. Now, let us get the villagers around the feasting table so you can have some dancing with dem to celebrate!"
"I vould love dat very much, Matier. I am very hungry, so hungry I can eat a horse! And oh, no chickens please! It iz like eating my own flesh!"
Matier chuckled again, "Oh child child, how good dat you have cum to your senses. Now ware iz de Zon of Spaahhda so we can invite him to de feast to meet de other villagers!"
Lucia made an 'O' face, "He went to the demon portal, Matier! Oh and he gave me dis!" She handed Matier, her mother the coin.
Matier squinted her eyes, "I zee. It is Spahhhda's old coin. Yes, you must wait for the demon hunter to come back home when he is done from killing the demons dat try to get to the human world."
"Yes, Matier! I will!"
She hugged the old woman and they both kissed each others cheek. Matier sniffled, "Ah it iz good dat you know every thing now, my child. After the feast, you will be able to take one of the village boys to visit Zon of Spahhda's home. He will need de coin back."
"Matier, we should pay him more dan de coin! How about all de coins from our bank?"
"Good idea, my child. We shall have to pay him with the Vie du Marli coins. As payment for services done as he helped us purge de village of Arius and his secretaries."
Just then, the mention of secretaries made Lucia cry.
"Oh dear." Matier shook her head, "Dere iz nothing to be done, Lucia, your sisters the Chi are not ever going to be defects like you."
"I know, Matier, I know, but ah only wish to have sisters!"
Suddenly the sound of lightning and thunder surrounded the entire village. Matier's round eyes were big as saucers, "Oh my! The Zon of Spaahhda should be kicking some ass! I am so proud of hem! Now stop dat crying for now. You will have your sisters okay? They will not look like you, but fear not, my child. You will meet your sisters at the Devil Never Cries business."
At this news, Lucia's face lit up, "I will? I will have zizters!"
"One or two," Matier smiled at her daughter, "Now, get going and tell the village boys to come and get their baguettes and cheese. I'm almost done!"
Lucia beamed, her brown face lit up, "Yes, mother!"
The sun shined on the village of Vie Du Marli that day. You could see the figure of a red haired demon woman jumping up and down the rooftops in a happy dance. Her eyes shimmered with happy tears as the sun played with those human tears.