'Chaos on Connie's Team'

Team 1: Connie, Fulton, Luis, Charlie, Dwayne, Russ, Goldberg

"Do you know anything about catching animals with the rope?" Goldberg asked.
"Well sure I do..I'm a cowboy you idiot. And if I catch em there's only one thing. You have ta kill em." Dwayne said.
"Why is it I have to do the dirty work?" Goldberg squealed.
"Cause your the dirty one." Dwayne said.
"Thanks man." Goldberg said.
"It's getting awfully dark." he said changing subjects.
"Yea, we should have gotten Fulton's lighter." Goldberg said.
"Fultons lighter! The thing gives off like this much light!" Dwayne said seperating his index and thumb a millimeter apart.

(Back where the team is at)
"You're not doing it right!" Connie said taking the lighter from Fulton. They grabbed some logs, and twigs, and tried lighting it on fire, but so far no luck. "I'm doing it just fine!" Fulton said grabbing it back.
Connie pushed him hard, and he fell back.
"What are you gonna cry again! Huh huh! Big bad Fulton gonna cry!" Connie said.
"No.." he said clearly wiping away tears.
"You guys calm down. Goldberg and Dwayne are gonna get us some food." Charlie said.
"Wait a minute..." Russ said "Who are we sending"
"Dwayne and Goldberg..."Charlie repeated.
"Why is it of all the people here we send the ones with the lowest IQ?" Connie said.
They all looked at each other clearly thinking the same thing.

"What was that you were saying about Dwayne, and Goldberg?" Goldberg said out of nowhere.
He had a white, small, furry, rabbit in his hands with it's feet wrapped in rope. They had yet to kill it so it was struggling to get free.
"You brought food! I knew you would!" Charlie said.
"Sure you did. We brought the food now there's one problem..who's gonna kill it?" he asked.
They all looked at each other, then back at the rabbit. "Well I can't kill it. Look at it! It's too cute." Luis said coming over and petting it.
"It's very cute." Connie said to herself.
"Remember people we're hungry, and we have no food." Russ reminded them. Then he looked at the rabbit.

"Couldn't you have gotten something really ugly that way when we kill it we don't have to feel bad"
"It's the only thing we could find." Dwayne said "Either that or we eat each other"
"All in favor of killing the rabbit raise your hand." Fulton asked.
Everyone looked at each other again.
"Good so we'll name him Bugs." Connie said taking the rabbit from Goldberg and undoing the knots. Goldberg moved close to her face.
"Do you want to eat tonight Connie? Huh? Cause I sure as hell am not gonna go out there now to get us something else to eat." Goldberg said.
"First of all your problem isn't food, it's finding you some breathmints. And second look at him!" Connie said raising the animal to Goldberg's face.

"Do you want to kill a poor, innocent, young rabbit!" she asked.
"Well...I am hungry." he said.
"You monster..." she said slowly. She undid the rope slowly.
"You don't want to do that. It was a pain in the ass to catch." Goldberg warned her.
As soon as he said that the rabbit jumped wildly around, then sprung onto Connie's face not letting go for it's life.
"Ahh!" she screamed "Get it off me! Get it off me"
Everyone jumped, and tried to get the rabbit off of her while at the same time trying not to get bitten.
"Connie stay still!" Fulton screamed grabbing his lighter.
Russ slapped it out of his hands. "You're gonna burn her too you idiot"
Goldberg ran to fetch his mosquito spray by then Luis finally grabbed the rabbit.
Goldberg didn't notice and sprayed the mosquito spray into Connie's face.
She screamed again "Goldberg what the f"
That was interrupted by Luis screaming because the rabbit bit him. "

The bitch bit me!" he said looking down at his hand and screaming louder than Connie. The rabbit ran off into the woods.
Connie looked up, her face was red from the screaming. Thankfully she didn't get scratched or anything, but her hair was a mess from running around.
They all looked at Connie because it was sort of her fault the thing got away.
"Nice going. Not only do we not have food, but you almost got eaten by the rabbit, and Luis will probably get some kind of disease." Goldberg said.
Luis' eyes widened.
Connie grabbed the mosquito spray, and hit Goldberg over the head with it.
"You did more damage than the damn rabbit!" Connie yelled.
"You guys calm down. The good thing is that the rabbit is gone. Now the bad part is we have no food, Luis is bleeding, Connie's a mess, and we lost the lighter...nice..." he said.