Okay, let's point out that I'm lazy.
Hermione: You are a lazy person!
Who else could've told me off but the brilliant Hermione...who shall suffer in a later chapter...make sure I don't forget...bweh heh heh...ANYHOO
On to bigger things!
Hagrid: I'm not amused.
Sigh, what I meant was that it's time for another chapter...obviously...okay, McGonagall randomly died. That was the opener...um, now for the random fight scene...it's dark and gloomy in an alleyway of darkness!
Who is fighting who? Does it matter? Of course not, because all we care about is the violence. ("YAY violence!").
So, who do we have here? Mundungus?
Fletcher: Oy!
Shouldn't you be off stealing purses from old ladies or something of that nature?
Fletcher: grunt I dunno...
: As bright as ever...
A mystery person? Well, duh, the repeated '?' was clue eh? Er, I mean, who could it be? Well, the only person that was violent towards Fletcher. Its Mrs. Figg! (Well, I suppose Harry wants to kill him too, but it was my original plan that it'd be Figgy, but we all know that Harry wants a piece of him too. We've all read HBP have we not?)
Okay, enough of the author rants.
Figgy: Like I said in the last book, I'm going to KILL you Mundungus Fletcher!
And we know it's true, because the word 'kill' is in caps. She means business.
Fletcher?...uh...help?
And suddenly Figgy died of a heart attack. Random? Well of course it's random! I'm not going to waste my time trying to write an alleyway fight between some old lady and a drunken thief.
Random Witness: oh no! what now?
But Mundungus wasn't paying attention, due to taking advantage of the now dead Mrs. Figg by stealing her possessions...including her cats?
Fletcher: Several of them!
Sigh, but not to worry. Our protagonist will return and shall smite him his vengeance.
But due to a lack of time (not to mention effort) i'll be ending this chapter...with this...uh...um...wait! i got it! Um...ah never mind, just read the next bloody chapter whenever the crap i write it...oh, props to Tommy who suggested i use the word 'smite'.
(yay, David and Tommy!)