So, we randomly join our hero, Harry flippin Potter...oh, wait, his middle name is james, not 'flippin'...
Anyhoo, Harry is with Ron at the moment.
"Poor, Poor Ron," Harry said sadly.
"What? Because i never get the attention, i'm a sidekick, and we all know that i'm going to end up dying?" Ron questioned angrilly.
"No, i was referring to your financial situation," Harry laughed, "Heh heh, you're poor."
"You prick," Ron groaned.
At this point Hermione appears out of nowhere.
"Holy crap, where'd you come from?" Ron asked stupidly, "Did you apparate?"
"You know, I'm going to knife you one of these days," Hermione replied viciously.
Ah, don't we love these three people? Poor, stoned Ron. Clever, boring Hermione. And of course Brave, Emo Harry.
"What the crap do you mean, emo?" Harry raged.
flashback to Harry in a dark room. Harry is currently listening to rock while cutting his wrists.
Harry: Only Green Day understands me!
end flashback.
The trio we all love.
"Um, didn't McGonagall just die, Harry?" Ron asked.
"Shut up, poor person!" Harry roared.
At this point, i've decided that this will be Harry, Ron, and Hermione's 7th year part 2!
Reader(s): What the crap?
It means that the three were held back, just so this story would have some sort of a plot. I mean if i has more of a plot than Napolean Dynamite, i'm satisfied. And that shouldn't be hard.
"lets make our way to the platform!" Hermione smiled.
"Did you have enough to pay for your ticket ron-ron?" Harry asked.
"I hate you," Ron mumbled.
And that's all i feel like typing for today, so come next chapter whenever.