Woot, another chapter of utter crap...
Let's see...I know, more GoF fun!
Suddenly, a large man makes his way towards our hero, the pretty girl and the mop. The manly man, Draco, ran away.
Draco Run
See Draco Run
Run Draco Run
Draco Ran Away
Draco sucks
"You know what we need?" Harry asked the mop.
"Wha?" Ron slurred.
"A rocked out version of "Weasley is Our King"," Harry grinned.
"I'd hit you if I could see properly," Ron grumbled from within the orange mass of what we all hope is just hair.
"Oh don't mind him; he's just too poor to afford a haircut!" Hermione smiled to the readers.
Anyhoo, the big man arrives. It's Mad-Eyes Grizzly man! Er, i mean, Mad-Eye Moody.
"Hello, Harry. I'm horribly scarred; I have a dark, deep, but awesome Irish voice, I have a Gi-normous walking stick, and a crazy plastic eye! But don't worry, I'm not evil or anything," Moody smiled, scarring the little children.
Ron, who couldn't see anything just said, "Wha?"
"How'd you get that eye anyway?" Harry asks stupidly.
"I lost it in the war so I got a bit creative! Ah, the wonders of plastic and glue!"
"I'll say!" Hermione smiled, and left before anyone could figure out what she meant.
"I have noticed she can't stand up straight anymore...anyway..." Harry mused to himself.
Moody begins to stomp away, but trips on his wooded leg and remains on the floor.
"Argh, help me!" Moody panicked.
"Ah! What do we do!" Harry gasped.
"Eh, just leave him there, he'll give up in a few seconds," said Dumbledore as he approached them.
And sure enough, after a few sad attempts and a lot of wiggling, Moody eventually fell asleep.
"Weird," Ron muttered.
Just so everyone knows, I seriously do not like the new Dumbledore, the old one was superior by far. The new one has a weird voice, and is crazy.
"Dreams take us to mountains, and waters of rives and the deepest ocean, time is important, make haste, 3 turns should do, and blah blah blah," Dumbledore began to rant.
"Sigh, how long will this take?" asked the mop.
"Don't worry! If I know Dumbledore, he'll fall asleep..." Harry smiled idiotically.
And sure enough, again, Dumbledore slowly fell the ground, still rambling, but slowly and quietly falling asleep next to Moody.
Ron and Harry just shrug and walk away.