the real vampire: Yes we are back with the next installment, and back to school :( But on the plus I got a letter and signed piccy from Matt Austin (aka Bridge) and haven't stopped grinning yet! I know what power rangers wear under their suits...

claire: And she's off again (she literally hasn't stopped talking PR since she got this photo!) AnywayI want to say a huge thank you to the real vampire for writing this all out and to you guys for supporting her! You're all fabby! Anyway enjoy the newest chappie! And it's tastefulness! lol

Shout-outs:I haven't got time to do personal shout-outs this time (I'm going partying, yeah, I know, school night, but...) so just a huge THANK YOU to everyone who has reviewed so far! Keep them coming!

As I said last chapter, please don't be put off by the title - it was on the list and who are we to argue with the list! It has been done tastefully! So here's chapter 4, read, enjoy and as always, review!

the real vampire and Claire

I Fuck You

Conner unlocked the front door and Kira followed him into the kitchen, which was really just an extension of the living room. Conner's parents were with Kira's – away on a business trip to New York for two weeks

"You want a drink?" Conner asked.

Kira shrugged then pulled him close for a kiss. "Hey hey," she said as his hands moved lower. He quickly pulled away.

"Sorry, I…"

Kira put a finger to his lips then kissed him again, more passionately.

"Are you sure?" Conner whispered.

Kira bit her lip, then looked up into Conner's hazel eyes. He would never hurt her. Kira made her decision, "Yes," she whispered back – and knew she would have no regrets…

xxx

When Kira opened her eyes she was met with a solid wall of red. She lay there for a minute, disorientated. Then the memories of last night hit her and she blushed slightly as she remembered. Had all that really happened?

Her answer lay in the arm that was draped over her waist and the faint tickling sensation on the back of her neck. Conner. Twisting a little she saw that Conner had curled his body around hers, one arm under her neck and the other lying across her middle. His head rested lightly on her shoulder and Kira realised that it was his breathing that was tickling her neck.

She smiled and for a long time just lay there, enjoying the feeling of Conner's body so close to hers. Then, slowly so as not to wake him, she disentangled herself from Conner and eased herself out of bed.

Kira found an old shirt of Conner's (red; no surprise there) and pulled it on as she crept downstairs. The clock caught her eye – 11:30am. She smiled as she began to make breakfast.

xxx

Kira was humming to herself as she waited for the toast to brown and didn't hear the front door open.

"Conner?" Ethan called as he walked into the living room.

Kira turned around, shrieked and dropped the plate she had been holding. It smashed on the floor.

There was the sound of pounding feet and Conner burst in, in just his boxers. He froze when he saw Ethan.

Ethan looked from Kira, dressed in just a pair of pants and Conner's over-large shirt, to Conner's face, which was rapidly turning red. He grinned.

"What are you doing here? And how did you get in?" Conner asked in an attempt to hide his embarrassment.

"You forgot about our 11'o'clock meeting with Hayley at the Cyberspace about summer jobs then?" Ethan replied.

Conner slapped a hand to his head, "Oh shit. I'm sorry."

"No worries. And as for how I got in – the front door was unlocked." He smirked, "I guess you forgot to lock it last night in the, ah, heat of the moment."

Kira gave him an icy glare while Conner turned an even deeper shade of red.

"Do you fancy repeating that?" she asked in a menacing tone, taking a step towards him.

Ethan, still grinning, stepped back, his hands held up defensively, "Now now, there's no need for that." He shot a pleading look at Conner as Kira carried on walking towards him. Conner shook his head – Ethan would get no help from him.

Ethan then made a quick, sensible decision and ran for it. "See you love birds later," he yelled as he disappeared, slamming the front door behind him.

Conner looked at Kira and they both dissolved into helpless giggles.

"Did you see his face?" Conner gasped.

"I thought he was going to faint for sure when he first saw me," Kira laughed.

Just then smoke began to pour from the grill. "Oh no, the toast," Kira said in horror.

By the time they had retrieved the toast from the grill it had been reduced to a black mess. "Char-grilled bread anyone?" Conner said solemnly and they both began giggling again.

Once the laughter had subsided Conner slipped his arms around Kira's waist and pulled her close. "So what next?"

Kira smiled up at him, "I don't know – a first date would be nice."

Conner gaped at her then realised what she meant. "We kinda skipped the preliminaries didn't we?" he said with a rueful smile. Kira nodded. "Well how about a proper date then?" he asked.

"A proper first date?"

"Uh huh. A nice meal then the cinema. How does that sound?"

"A nice meal at a real restaurant?"

"You got it. You can choose it."

"And the film? Kira asked, blinking her hazel eyes at him.

Conner laughed, "You can choose that too – as long as it's not a chick flick. I'm not sitting through anything like 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' ever again!"

Kira was about to say something else but Conner already guessed what she was going to say. "I'm paying," he added quickly.

She smiled, "I know; I wasn't going to say that. I was about to say that I won't put you through the torment of a chick flick; you don't have to worry."

They both clearly remembered the time the rangers had gone to the cinema and Hayley, Kira and, disturbingly, Dr. O had voted to see 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days'. Trent and Ethan had given in and Conner was embarrassed to find himself one of only a handful of males in the cinema. He had amused himself by flicking popcorn at people until Kira had whacked him around the head. Eventually he had fallen asleep and Dr. O had had to put up with Conner's head on his shoulder for the rest of the film. There had been no more group outings to the cinema since!

Conner grinned, then his brow creased up, "How do you know I'm paying?"

"Because you're a gentleman," Kira said with a twinkle in her eye.

Conner opened his mouth to protest but Kira whispered, "Shut up Conner," and kissed him.

Conner shut up and returned the kiss.