Laurie: Well I'm just bored, theres nothing to do, and I just got my butt kicked by Raven
Raven: Don't forget to say theres a new character in here
Beast Boy: When did you get back?
Raven: Its been more than a day, its been 29 hours since I left
Robin: Can I read the Disclaimer? YAY
Laurie: You did last time, read the reviews
Robin: Alright... YAY
Lindsey: Yesh, toothbrushes rock, and I like the songs too, I made them up! YAY
AlyRaven: Heres your chance to be a superstar! Smile for the camera! YAY
Laurie: Why do you keep saying yay?
Robin: Nevermore, YAY
Raven: HEY! THATS MY LINE BITCH!
Robin: Oh crap (gets kicked in his happy place) EEP! YAY...?
Laurie & Beast Boy: AHAHAHAHAHA! LOOZUR!
(Doorbell rings)
Laurie: (gasps) Zoes here! Zoes here! Zoes here! YAY YAY YAY YAY! (opens door)
Zoe: What is up?
Laurie: Zoe, please read mah disclaimer!
Zoe: Can do! Disclaimer: Laurie does not own me, the teen titans, green day( or blue day) or & Zoe: Lets begin!
Laurie: This chapter is dedicated to...
AlyRaven! Oh yeah, your famous, and you like Simple Plan, oh yeah, uhuh, I get to make you a song, oh yeah, uh huh.
My other peeps can be dedicated a chappietoo! Just review! (Hey that rhymed!) Oh yeah, this is gonna be a very long chapter, I'm listening to Green Day and The Used right now...YAY! Oh yeah, before I forget, Deep Six isnt happening yet. So too bad.
As Laurie remember Red X, Raven looked at Laurie with concern. "Everything alright Laurie?"
"Huh? Yeah, everythings peachy keen!" Laurie smiled
4 and a half weeks later
"Congrats Robin, you can get your cast off now! YAY!" Said Laurie. "HOORAY ROBIN! NOW WE MAY CONSUME KICKING THE BUTT OF THE SLADE!" squealed Starfire. "Uh Star, I think you mean resume..." Robin said. "Oh." Said Starfire.
1 week later
As Laurie was doing the dishes (ugh, chores) she started singing songs...
Rainin Down on Da 4th of July! MARIE! Bumpa bumpa bumba... MARIE! Bumpa Bumpa baa.. Raining down on the 4th of July...MARIE!
"Damnit Laurie shut the hell up!" Raven yelled as she looked up from her book. "What? Its in mah head! Would you rather listen to one of my cds that i bought yesterday? "If it'll get you to shut up." Raven said in an angry voice. "Alright then!" Laurie said as she jumped up and grabbed a cd out of her cd case and put it in the cd player. Cyborg and Beast Boy were playing video-games and Robin was with Starfire, learning how to remember how to walk.
As Laurie put in a cd, music started to play. Laurie then went back to doing the dishes.
Do you have the time
to listen to me whine?
About nothin and everythin
all at once
I am one of those
Melatrametic fools(sp)
neurotic to the bone
no doubt about it
sometimes I give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
am I just paranoid
or am i stoned?
I went to a shrink
to analize my dreams
she said its lack or sex thats bringing me down,
i went to a whore
it said my lifes a bore
so quit my whining cause its bringing her down
sometimes I give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
am I just paranoid
or am i stoned?
grasping to control
so i better ho---------ld on
sometimes I give myself the creeps
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
it all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
am I just paranoid
or am i sto----------ned?
(guitar solo)
"Woohoo that was fun song!" Laurie said as she put the soap into the dishwasher and turned it on. As the next song came back on, Laurie jumped on the table and started dancing. Beast Boy got into the grove too and did the same.
ooh,
Im on a mission
i made my decision
to lead a path of distruction
at this, everybody(including Beast Boy) and started worrying about what Laurie was listening to. "Relax guys, I'm just listening to the good songs. Everyone looked at Laurie in horror. "Laurie, lets not listen to THIS song." said Raven as she turned to cd to the next song. Laurie frowned but got back into song and went crazy with moshing (runs into the vacuume cleaner, "OWOWOWOW")
Im having trouble trying to sleep
Im countin sheep but running out
as time ticks by
still i try
no rest for cough drops in my mind
on my own
here we go
(guitar solo)
my eyes feel high there gonna bleed
dried up and bulging out my skull
my mouth is dry
my face is numb
hooked up and spun out in my room
on my own here we go
(another guitar solo)
my mind is set on over drive
the clock is lauging in my face(muahaha)
crooked spine
my sense is dull
past the point of deleruim(sp)
on my own here we go
(third guitar solo)
my eyes feel high there gonna bleed
dried up and bulging out my skull
my mouth is dry
my face is numb
hooked up and spun out in my room
on my own here we go
(last guitar solo)
At the end of this song, Laurie turned off the cd. "Um, Why'd you turn the cd off Laurie?" Cyborg asked. "Because the other songs are The Used and some more Green Day and they have some bad songs in there that would freak you guys out. The Used has this one song and it has a poem in the beginning about commiting suicide and sex and killing and-" "Alright! I think thats all I wanna hear!" Raven said, throwing up her arms. Before The Titans could do anything else, the siren went off and Starfire came into the room. "Its Slade! Lets go!" Everyone (even Laurie) went to go to some place guarding one of the chips.
...Someplace where the chip is...
As one of the Robot Slade thingys was about to take the chip, the Titans just arrived (I can't remember all of the episode, so I'll just make it up) they immedietly started to attack the robots. Eventually, As one of the robots that had the chip was about to get away, Beast Boy in anteater form grabbed the chip with his long tounge. But the robot thinking fast, stepped on Beast Boy's tounge, making Beast Boy drop the chip. The robot then picked up the chip and ran away.
Beast Boy went back to human form and held his tounge. "That tasthed stho nasthty." Beast Boy managed to say(lisps rock!). Laurie laughed. Robin didn't seem to happy that they got away. "Its alright Robin, we'll get em next time! reassured Laurie.
2 days later...
Laurie was walking through the streets, it had been a long night last night. Chasing Red X, chasing where Slade was, etc etc. Laurie was feeling very tired but had to go to the store to get some more food cause the Titans had run out. Laurie was trying not to blab that Red X was actually Robin, which was hard. Everyone pressuring Laurie to tell them who it was. Laurie kept saying she didn't know and Robin was being nice to her whenever she saw himin the halls.
Laurie heard screaming and went to go see what it was. It was near the same place where they saw Slade before hand when Robin broke his leg. "Slade!" Laurie yelled. Slade turned around. Laurie opened up her communicator. But before she could say anything, Slade jumped up and grabbed Laurie and ran off through the alley. Laurie tried to break free, but Slade was too strong for her.
5 hours later
"Where's Laurie? I told her to be back before 9:00!" yelled Cyborg. Beast Boy seemed really upset about Laurie. Raven was nervous too.Laurie wasn't very strong, and she was a Titan. They should've trained her. Robin was too busy to notice anything, but he was aware. He thought it was Slade and Starfire seemed very sad. "Do not despair friends, friend Laurie shall return soon...I hope..." Starfire sighed.
Slade's lair
Laurie fell unconscious just a few minutes before. Slade had enough time to tie her up in chains and put her in a steel jail cell. Once Laurie become aware of where she was, the only thing she was worried about was what the Titans were to say. Laurie looked around till she found Slade.
"Crap, SLADE, WHY AM I HERE? Oh wait, I know already!." Laurie said. Slade grinned (at least I think he did... Alright! We now can see his mouth!) "Well, of course you wold know. Now tell me, who is Red X?" Slade asked. "Tch, like I'm gonna tell an idiot like you." Laurie said. "Tell me or I will make sure you never see the Titans ever again." Slade spat. Laurie laughed. "I'll never tell you anything!" Laurie yelled. "Then I guess I'll make you tell me." Slade said as he grabbed a lethal looking paralyzer looking thingy majig.
Before Laurie could debate, a huge vortex comes up and a girl about 12 that had long brown hair with purple streaks with purple eyes and a Simple Plan shirt and black jeans on fell out of it. She jumped up immedietly and looked around at the scene before her. Slade and Laurie seemed pretty astonished at the scene before them. The girl turned and looked at Slade with a lethal device and Laurie tied up in chains.. She grinned, showing her teeth which had braces on.
"Never fear!" She said. "Super Zoe is here! MWAHAHA!"
'Super' Zoe then jumped on the table and karate kicked Slade, knocking him out. "Whoa, are you from my dimension?" "Duh! AlyRaven StickLad...I mean Laurie! I mean...I dunno what I mean..." said Zoe. Laurie's eyes grew big when suddenly Slade awoke and attacked Zoe. "AGH!" She screamed as she was paralyzed by the lethal thingy jigger majig.
Laurie looked at Zoe and sighed. She was too, thrown in the jail cell. "At, least, I, tried..." She managed to say.
Well, thats long...What will happen next? I didn't really show Red X but I did mention him! R&R dudes and dudettes!