I'm gonna say right now, that I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender and that I am just mind controlling them to be complete idiots.
I also do not own any company, product, idea, character, etc. in this storythat I use to help the characters of Avatar to be complete idiots.
(big grin)

Zuko: Uncle! I need to come up with a word that rhymes with orange!

Iroh: Why?

Iroh's looking at his tea boxes, upset that Sokka never taught him the advanced counting skills of Count Aloticus.

Zuko: Because the Avatar's friend's father's sister's brother's son's uncle's sister's daughter won't love a man's aunt's son's uncle's wife's brother's evil half nephew unless he can rhyme a word as simple as orange!

Iroh: Shush, Zuko! I'm trying to count my tea boxes...

Zuko: Helloooooo! Can we focus on me?

He eyes started to fill with tears.

Zuko: Don't you care about me uncle?

Iroh: Of course, Zuko-

Zuko threw his arms into the air and started sobbing uncontrollably.

Zuko: DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE!

Lightning flashes and there is a loud boom of thunder. Suddenly there is an orange fat guy floating in front of him.

Zuko: Who are you?

Floating Orange Fat Guy: My name is William Alfiedotheroson the 26th, but you can call me Joseph. And I am your magical genie!

Zuko: Ummm...OK...Joseph. How did you get here and how are you floating?

Joseph: Hellooooo! Did you not hear the words "magical genie"? It's not waterbending, it's magic. I can fly, can you fly?

Zuko jumped in the air, flapping his arms stupidly in an attempt to fly.

Joseph: Didn't think so.

Tinkerbell flies by.

Joseph: Show off.

Zuko: How did you get here?

Joseph: I don't know. Normally you're supposed to go through this cave and find this magical lamp after touching the forbidden treasure when you were told not to and run for your life from a lava wave of doom. But something wierd happened and now I'm here, and since you're the first person I saw, you are my master.

Zuko: I'm...your master?

Joseph: Yep. And you get 3 wishes. Not one, not two, not 3,276 1/4, but three.

Zuko: Cool. I wish I had a pink pony!

Joseph snapped his fingers and a pink pony appeared in front of Zuko.

Iroh: (singing) My little pony, my little pony, my little pony tales!

Zuko: Now I wish Katara was in love with me!

Iroh laughed.

Zuko: What is so funny?

Iroh: The genie can't make anybody fall in love with you.

Zuko: How would you know that?

Iroh cleared his throat. "Umm...Internet?"

Zuko shrugged his shoulders.

Zuko: Works for me...

He turned to Joseph.

Zuko: Is that true Joseph? You can't make Katara fall in love with me?

Joseph: (happy) Nope!

Zuko: WHAT! What kind of stupid rule is that!

Joseph: The stupid rule that only someone who wanted to be orange would make.

Joseph looked over at the tea boxes.

Joseph: Do you know that you have 235 cases of tea?

Iroh: WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE ABLE TO COUNT FAST EXCEPT ME? DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE!

There was another flash of lightning and more thunder, and then a purple fat girl was floating in front of them.

Floating Purple Fat Girl: My name is Elizabeth Sindargothosy, but you can call me Charlotte! And I am your magical genie. Normally you would have to find a lamp-

Zuko: We got this story already! Can somebody just make Katara fall in love with me!

Aang pops in from no where.

Aang: Why do fools fall in love?

And then he's gone.

Charlotte: Love? We know love!

Joseph: We're in love! Isn't that right Charlotte.

Charlotte: Right Joseph.

They float toward each other and begin kissing leaving Iroh and Zuko to stand there watching them.

Iroh: Well this is awkward.

Zuko: Hellooooo over there! I'm your master and I command you to stop!

Joseph: I can't listen to you, Master. It's against Da Rules.

Zuko: WHAT!

Charlotte: We're going now.

And they poofed away.

Iroh: Very awkward.

Zuko: I've gotta make Katara fall in love with me. How am I gonna- GASP! I got it!

Iroh: Got milk?

Zuko: This whole time I've been going about it all wrong! I've been trying to rhyme orange, when I should rhyme PURPLE!

Long awkward silence.

Iroh: ...but nothing rhymes with purple either...

Zuko: GASP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!