Laurie: Alright! I'm so pissed off right now…

Beast Boy: Why?

Laurie: Cause…I dunno why but I am…

Beast Boy: Ok…Weird.

Raven: Im pissed too.

Starfire: Well then I shall sing you a Tameranian folk song…

Everyone(except Star): NOOO!

Starfire: (sniffles)

Laurie: If you sing anything in Tameranian I will kill you!

Starfire: But I still can do the butt whoop on you.

Laurie: True, but I can get my friends on you! Group! Assemble!

(4 girls show up, 2 with blonde hair, two with brown hairone with blonde streaks, and one with curly blonde hair)

Laurie: Becca! Sarah! Lindsey! Melanie! Mona! Attack!

Mona: Attack the-uh, I forget her name…But get her anyway! (kicks Starfire)

Melanie: Bitch! (punches Starfire)

Lindsey & Becca: Grr! (hits Starfire in the face)

Sarah: agh! (trips, falls, gets back up, hits Starfire)

Laurie: ahahaha!

Zoe: (walks in) Why is Starfire in a big heap of blood?

Laurie: No Reason! The poop group did nothing! Group! Disperse!

(Becca runs into the wall, Sarah hids in the closet, Melanie runs out the door and hits the car, Mona runs into the bathroom and locks the door, and Lindsey hids behind Laurie)

Zoe: Erm, ok…poop group?

Laurie:Its our group name! Ahahahaha!(runs into the door, Lindsey follows) ow…(jumps up) Hey Raven! Im not mad anymore! Now lets go meditate! Uh Raven? (Raven gives Laurie a bad look) Or I could read the reviews…

Lindsey: Updating now, duh! And you can hurt me, ya stupid strawberry!

AlyRaven: lol, good, then why'd you make a fanfiction of it?

And I guess the Disclaimer speaks for it self…I don't own the Teen Titans, so there. And this chapter is dedicated to…

Lindsey! Rock on mah strawberry friend! Yeah! Lets begin!

As Laurie and Zoe calmly (ya right) waited for the Titans, Slade came back from the bathroom. "Ah much much much better!" Slade said, whipping the sweat off his face and putting his mask back on. "Now Laurie…And…Zoe…Tell me…Who is, Red X? He wants a partnership, but of course, you already know that." Slade sneered. "I'll never tell you anything!" Laurie and Zoe both yelled. "Well then, I'll just have to make you tell me."(déjà vu, no?) Slade said, as again, he pulled out his lethal paralyzer thingy.

As he did, he opened the cell and grabbed Laurie and then closed it. "I'll deal with you later." Slade said to Zoe. Zoe narrowed her eyes and grunted. Slade then picked up Laurie and strapped her to a bed so she wouldn't escape. "Laurie, tell me now!" Slade warned. Laurie just stuck out her tougne. "Fine, then." Slade said as he raised his device thingy and electrocuted Laurie. She screamed in pain (Well duh it would hurt, they suck! Damn!) and Zoe looked on in horror. "Stop! Alright I'll tell you! I'll tell you!" Laurie said in pain. Slade stopped using the device thingy majig and looked at Laurie. "Tell me…" Slade hissed. Laurie just smiled. "Then you will feel the burn." Slade hissed. "What? All I did was smile? Geez." Laurie sighed. "Then tell me!" Slade said. "Alright, alright I will, Red X is Ro-LOOK A UNICORN!" Laurie yelled.

"Where! I love unicorns!" Slade squealed as he turned around, looking around the room. "I don't see anything…Hey! What the fuck?" Slade gasped, because when he turned around, Laurie wasn't in the bed anymore. Slade turned to the cell, to see Zoe gone too. "Jesus! This is fucked up!" Slade yelled. "Then we'll just have to fuck you up then, huh?" Laurie said, carrying a bat and Zoe carrying another lethal device thingy. "Zoe! Lets go!" Laurie yelled, as Laurie and Zoe both went at Slade. Laurie hit Slade in the head with the bat twice and Zoe electrocuted Slade in his happy place. "Looks like you won't be having any fun for a while now, huh?" Zoe smiled.

Slade was totally knocked out from all the pain he was just in and Laurie and Zoe took this moment to strap up Slade to the bed. When they we done, Laurie and Zoe high fived each other and started laughing. "Wow, now I have nothing to fear! Hey Zoe, wanna be a Teen Titan?" Laurie asked. Zoe gasped. "Really? Seriously? YA YA YA YA YA YA YA!" Zoe squealed up and down. Laurie nodded her head. "Sure, you helped me kick Slade's butt, you should be one!" Laurie smiled.

Suddenly, a wall blew up and the Titans (except for Robin) came running in. "All right Slade, your under----arrest? What the heck?" Cyborg yelled, scratching his head. "Me and Zoe just kicked Slade's butt! Real bad!" Laurie said and Cyborg smiled. "So where is Slade anyways?" Beast Boy said looking around. "Oh hes in the bed, strapped down of course!" Zoe said pointing to the empty bed. "Agh! Crap! Where is he!" Zoe yelled, looking around, then slumped to her knees. "There goes my way to becoming a Titans…Crap." Zoe sighed. "Its alright, uh-" "Zoe" "-right, Zoe, if Laurie says that you did kick Slade's butt, then that's all the info we need, welcome to the team, we just need to make you a communicator!" Cyborg said. "welcome, new Titan!" Starfire squealed, giving Zoe a gigantic hug. "Erm, thanks Starfire, now, can you let me breathe again?" Zoe managed to say. "oops, my apologies fellow Titan Zoe. Now please, would you like to be my friend?" "Uh, sure…?" Zoe said. Starfire jumped up and down squealing. "Hey, how come I never get hugs from you Starfire?" Laurie said.

"Oh, my apologies, friend Laurie, would you like one?" Starfire said. "Erm, not right now, I'd like to live for another 5 minutes, thanks." Laurie said. "Alright guys, wheres Robin?" Laurie asked. "We don't know, but lets get back to the Tower…" Beast Boy said. "MM mm MM" Raven said, with a giant red X on her face, covering her mouth. Then everybody went back to the Tower.

When they got back, they told Robin about what happened. "I had no idea Red X would pose such a threat, I should've been there." Robin said. "You bet you should've been there, look what he did to my doo! I'm looking at two months of bad hair days!" Beast Boy yelled, because his hair had this red sticky goo in it from when Red X messed it up. "Mmm mmm mmm!" Raven said, because the x was still on her face. "I don't know Raven, that's kinda a good look for you." Beast Boy joked, and Raven didn't look too happy.

"Hold still Raven." Cyborg said, as he pulled off the x on Raven. Beast Boy, Laurie, and Starfire all screamed as Raven held in the pain. "ow." Raven said "Even if you haven't been there, it wouldn't have made any difference." "Or would it? Just kidding, continue." Laurie joked. "The dude knew how to bring each of us down, I guarantee he had a gadget with your name on it." Cyborg said. "Agreed. You need not feel guilt. We are undamaged." Starfire reassured. "Hello!" Beast Boy said, pointy to his hair. "Mostly undamaged. And we are all eager to learn what you have discovered about Slade." Starfire added. "Yeah, dude." Laurie said. "Nothing. The lead was a dead end. I'll have to start over." Robin said, as he left to get to his room.

Alright, I'm not sure if that's how it all went, but who cares? The only episodes I'm ever gonna really do is Masks, Apprentice 1 and 2, Terra, Titans Rising, Betrayal, Aftershock 1 and 2, Birthmark, The Prophecy, and eventually The End 1, 2, and 3. Of course, I haven't seen the last three yet, but I will soon. After we finish Masks, we'll go right to Apprentice 1 and 2, and I'm just gonna make it ups from a summary of it. So the scenes and stuff wont be right, and stuff. But it will be heading in that direction. So if its not right, in the words of Homer Simpson, "Please don't sue!" lol. Told ya this would be longer! R&R!