Laurie: Ok, were gonna hold off Apprentice for a chapter
Robin: Thank the lord!
Laurie: Anyways…Rae-Rae please read the reviews!
Raven: You're not Mother-Mae-Eye
Laurie: So? DO IT ANYWAYS!
Rae-Rae: Fine…Just call me Raven
Zoe: OK Rae-Rae!
Rae-Rae: Ugh…
NumbuhZero: Why are you throwing waffles at me? I'm updating! Just please don't make me eat them! I like blueberries on them! NOO!
AlyRaven: You got yelled at cause you knew and didn't say anything
Laurie: There we go…Anyone want to read the Disclaimer?
Robin: I will if we get to skip Apprentice and skip right to Terra episodes!
Terra's statue: I'll read it if we skip all my episodes!
Raven: I'll read it if we skip all of my episodes about my destiny!
Laurie: Wow, I just realized something…
Zoe: What?
Laurie: Slade has to do with all of those episodes I'm gonna do…
Zoe: Oh yeah…Creepy
Laurie: ya…HEY! I KNOW WHO CAN READ MAH DISCLAIMER!
(Raven, Terra's statue, and Robin get all excited) I'll get Slade to do it! (Runs out of the room, Rae-Rae, Stone, and RBW all sigh (those are my nick-names for em))
(Everyone stares at the door for about 25 minutes)
Zoe: Erm, she's not coming back is she? Oh well, Disclaimer: Laurie doesn't own the Teen Titans. Now I havta go save her butt before she gives away vital information about us…
As Starfire walks away from Robin's room an into the common room, Zoe and Laurie are running around the room. Zoe seems to be chasing Laurie and Laurie seems to be eating something. "LAURIE! YOU PROMISED YOU'D GIVE ME MY CHURROS!" Zoe screamed. "MY CHURROS! NONE FOR YOU! PLAY TRICK ON YOU I DID!" Laurie yelped and jumped behind Starfire. "Laurie. Give Zoe her churros, NOW!" Raven demanded; she was trying to meditate. Beast Boy and Cyborg were bothlaughing like crazy. "Come on Zoe, make em' laugh, maybe they'll forgive us, huh? Besides, they'll hate us even more when Terra becomes Slades you know what." Laurie whispered to Zoe.
"Ok, who the hell is Terra and is she like, gonna be his slut or something?" Beast Boy jumped up. Zoe and Laurie stared at each other for about five seconds and then burst out laughing. They were literally on the ground and running in circles laughing. Raven stopped meditating and kinda looked scared. Laurie suddenly jumped up and Zoe followed. "Hay, does anybody have a red sharpie?" Laurie asked. "Oh! I have a sharpie of red! I'll go fetch them!" Starfire giggled and ran to her room. "Them?" Beast Boy said, confused. Starfire then returned with lots of different sharpie colored markers. "There are 300 different types of the sharpies I have." Everyone looked at Starfire for a few seconds.
"Sweet! Can we use all of them!" "Sure friends Zoe and Laurie" at this, Zoe and Laurie grabbed all of the sharpies and started drawing all over themselves. For some reason, Zoe used every color except for the pink. Laurie jumped up and grabbed the red with the pinks and handed the pinks to Beast Boy. "Here Beast Boy, this'll make you look more attractive!" Laurie laughed. Beast Boy's ears steamed. "If I use these, I could look gay!" Beast Boy yelled. "Why should I use these? Youand Zoeuse them." Laurie shook her head and Zoe got into a fetal position. "No pink…please no pink…so evil…"Zoe mumbled over and over again. "Its ok, Zoe, no ones going to make you wear it, it's alright. I'll give them back to Starfire…" Laurie said, as she comforted Zoe until she was her normal, hyper self again.
Laurie picked up all the 20 kinds of pinks and gave them back to Starfire. She then picked the purplish indigosharpie and with the red sharpieshe ran to her room. After about 15 minutes of Zoe quietly talking to herself and drawing people, names, and decorations all over her arms, Laurie entered the room, quite proud of herself. Laurie had a black torn up leotard and a purple blanketsubstitutingas a capeon her. She used the red marker to put a gem on her oshnachakra and to draw the marks of Scath all over her. She used the purple to make her hair look like Raven's. And since her hair was long enough, she looked like Raven in Birthmark, (except for she didn't have purple eyes, but blue eyes).
Everyone but Zoe was confused. "Erm, why are you Raven that looks like she was in a Tornado?" Beast Boy asked. "Yeah and why are all these markings all over you?" Raven asked, clearly stunned. All Laurie said was, "Nevermore." Raven seemed clearly pissed. "Ok, this isn't funny." Raven said, as the refrigerator blew up. "Aw come on Raven, this is what your destiny makes you look like!" Zoe jumped up, showing Laurie her arms. "Cool, hey, look, you need ahappy facedrawn right there." Laurie said, pointing to Zoe's big open space on her elbow. "Thanks! You need the mark of Scath over your fake gem!" Zoe said, drawing it on Laurie's fore-head. "Thanks!" Laurie grinned. Raven looked at them, very upset. Laurie and Zoe looked at Raven, and ran for their lives. "RAGE SHALL CONSUME HER! HOW STUPID I BE! PROTECT ME STRONG STRAWBERRY!" Laurie yelled and she and Zoe ran into their own rooms and locked the door.
Laurie then opened the door as Raven was running up to her and said, "The Skies will burn, flesh shall turn to stone, and the sun shall set on your world, never to rise again!"then sheslammed to door. Raven looked very confused, but decided not to kill them-yet. Raven then went to the roof of the Tower to meditate.
(Zoe and Laurie come into the room, Laurie looks badly bruised)
Robin: What's with the creepy poem?
Laurie: Its to lure you away from the evil Trigon! (Looks at a pissed Raven)…I saw it on Tv once.
Zoe: And Raven will hear it soon…
Raven: I've already heard it dumb one.
Zoe: Then, erm…DON'T MAKE ME WEAR PINK! (runs out)
Laurie: Whatever happened to the churros?
Raven is up at the tower and laughing manically. She looks out to the sea and takes a bite of a churro. "Heheheh…" She snickers.
Laurie: Well now I've seen everything, except a drink's namethat's longer than "Diet Vanilla Cherry Lemon Coke."
(Everyone looks at Laurie)
Laurie: What? Anyways, R&R!
