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Chapter 3: Auditions Part 1

Finally the auditions had started up and it was almost time for the Titans to go in. It's not like they were nervous or anything...

"I'm so nervous!" Beastboy nervously said whilst biting his fingernails.

...ok so maybe he is, but no one else. So, first up from the Titans was Raven.

"Hello Raven! How are you today?" Paula said in her always happy go lucky voice.

"Let's just get this over with" she answered in her always, well, not so happy go lucky voice.

"Fine. Start when ever your ready." Simon said seeming uninterested.

So then Raven started to sing. Although, it wasn't really so much singing as it was reading the lyrics like you would a poem.

"Your a Heatbreaker, Dream Maker, Love Taker don't you mess around with me..." she said.

Then Simon stopped her and started saying his bit.

"So Raven. You didn't really sing...so your a no." he said.

"Umm...I like your cloak." Paula said.

"Dog, dog dog dog!" Randy stated as Raven walked out.

Next up was Beastboy, and he was still biting his fingernails.

"Ok Beast Boy! Start whenever your ready!" Paula said.

"Get your motor running, head out on the highway, looking for adventure, and whatever comes our way! Born to be wild! Born to be wild!" Beastboy sang in a very squeaky voice.

"Ok...no" Simon said.

"Green is a good color for you!" Paula said with a rather creepy grin on her face.

"Dog! Dog!" Randy said.

After Beastboy left, Slade entered.

"Hi Slade! Start whenever!" Paula yelled.

"Devil went down to georgia looking for a soul to steal. He was in bind, he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal." Slade began to sing whilst playing a fiddle really badly.

"Well, although you are better then Kalan Porter, your still a no." Simon said.

Paula just stayed quiet.

"Dog..." Randy said as Slade left.

Then Kitten walked in.

"Hi!" she said in a voice more annoying then Billy Nemeros's.

"Hi!" Paula said back.

Then Kitten started to sing in a voice so beautiful she could be called a goddess. Just Kidding! It actually sucked completely.

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic!" she sang.

Simon just stared.

"Umm..." was all Paula could muster.

"Dog! Dog!" Randy said.

Now considering Kittens name is, well, Kitten and considering that her Dad is a a bug, you might expect that Kitten has some cat genes in her. At the word dog she got on all fours and ran out of the room screaming meow at the top of her lungs.

"Wow, that was wierd." Simon said still a little scared of Kitten.