Laurie: Ok, here's the thing. I have gotten bored with the idea of going with the tv series so I'm going to finish the Apprentice and then go on with my new idea. I'm going to create a new villain but that's all I will tell you. So since I totally forgot about how the Apprentice goes I will put it in how I feel. Sorry if you get angry, but it's all I can do. There's going to be at least 20 chapters of this, so yeah.

Beast Boy: I like chocolate milk!

Raven: Yeah….I'm doing the reviews:

Lindsey: Here it is! Now you can read all you want

Goddess of Mystery: BB IS HOT! High five!

AlyRaven: GET FUNKY!

Beast Boy: I like chocolate milk

Cyborg: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Starfire: (bites Cyborg's butt)

Robin: EW! NO THANKS! Disclaimer: Laurie doesn't own the Teen Titans

Zoe: Cyborg, no more Futurama for you!

Laurie: I feel sorry that Kagome stopped breathing…Huh? Oops, Inuyasha episode I'm watching right now… Let's begin! Oh yea, TREASUREPROTECTOR, to be in the poop group we need to name you after a food or beverage. I shall call you chili pepper! I'm putting this chapter in the way I want it to be! YAY

"Robin? Robin! Please answer me!" Starfire yelled into the communicator. "Starfire, you've been doing this for 45 minutes, give it a rest"

"Maybe if I just try one more time…" "Star, if he really was going to answer you, he would've done it by now. Besides, you're kindagiving me a headache." Beast Boy said sadly. Starfire sighed and went back to the tower.

Suddenly, the communicator went off. "The thermo blaster!" Zoe yelled once it went off. "Zoe, do you know where Robin and Laurie are?" Cyborg asked Zoe.

Zoe just looked at the ground. "Well, yeah, sorta..." Zoe sighed. She knew that they would find out eventually. Cyborg nodded and the titans left to whereever the signal was coming from.

Once they got there, they saw someone with the thermo blaster running away. "Titans go!" yelled Cyborg. The titans ran after the person, and when the thief was cornered, he turned around. "That's not Slade, its" "Robin" Starfire sighed.

"No way! Robin- why are you doing this?" Beast Boy said, walking up to Robin. Robin just stood there staring at the Titans until Robin threw a disc at the Titans. When the smoke cleared, Robin was gone.

"Dude, where'd he go?" Beast Boy asked, still dumbfounded that Robin stole something. "Well, maybe its time a told you a long, long story…" Zoe said.

Back at the tower the titans were all listening to Zoe's story. "And that's how you fry anchicken with your feet. Now more importantly, Robin is Slade's apprentice. And we have little tiny probes inside us." Zoe said. "Glad you told us before something bad happened." Cyborg said.

"Look, truth be told, you guys weren't supposed to find out about the probes until Robin steals something else. But now we can catch Slade off guard." "So, should we go stop Slade now?" Beast Boy said. "Yeah, but before we do, I just wanna say one thing or else it'll be on my mind all chapter, its no big deal really…DISGRUNTLED RADIOACTIVE CLONES!" Zoe yelled.

"Okkkaaaayyyyy…." Raven said. "Ok, now we can go kick Slade's butt. YAY! Uh, Starfire, you ok?" Zoe asked. Starfire was slouched in the chair, she was obviously upset.

"Look, Starfire, Robin didn't have a choice. It was either let you guys die, or become his apprentice." Starfire nodded. "That's not all that is on my mind. Laurie is on my mind also. Who knows what has happened to her." "There's one way to find out." Cyborg smiled.

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"Slade, I will get out, it's only a matter of time." Laurie snarled. "Hm, Laurie, you realize that those probes could be undetected for years, perhaps even decades." "Is that your final answer?" Laurie chuckled. Slade narrowed his eyes. "You know something don't you." "Who me? I.Do.Not.Know.What.You.Mean?" Laurie mocked. Slade just growled and went to Robin.

As he went up to Robin, he attached the thermo blaster to Robin's arm. "Don't think of this as punishment, I promise, you will learn to like it. I checked your elevated heart rate, and your adrenaline. You liked stealing for me, didn't you? Your going to keep stealing, and your going to keep getting that feeling, and you'll eventually see things my way. Who knows? I might become a father to you." Slade said, eyeing Robin. "I already have a father." Robin growled.

"Then why don't you call him here. Why don't we just bring the wholearmy while were at it." Laurie yawned. "I've had enough with your blabbering! NOW SHUT UP!" Slade said, smacking Laurie upside the face. "Heh, you call that smack? I've seen better from bullies." Laurie smirked. "I won't ask you again." "You never asked me to do anything." Laurie grinned.

Slade seemed pretty fed up and was about to smack Laurie again when Robin kicked Slade in the head. Slade just jumped up and kicked Robin, knocking him down. Robin just jumped back up. "I will get out Slade, and when I do, you're going down." Robin hissed.

"Hm, that's sounds like a threat Robin. Betrayal, destruction. You and I share very similar qualitites." "I hate to interrupt, but Robin doesn't seem anything like you. He doesn't wear make-up."

At this, Slade turned around. "How, how did you get out?" Slade screamed at Laurie. "Well wouldn't you like to know?" Laurie just smirked. "She had some help." Zoe grinned. "Well, I still have one trick up my sleeve." "Oh BS Slade." Zoe grinned. "Guys get out of here! Slade has"

"-Dude." "we know" "Zoe told us." "And we don't care" Beast Boy, Raven, Cyborg and Zoe all said together andgrinned. Slade then turned on the probes, making the infected Titans go down. "Robin! Go to the source!" Laurie yelled, and Robin seemed to get the message. He ran over to the circly orange probe thingy and jumped on it for about 5 seconds until he was infected.

Robin then used all his strength to walk (crawl) over to Slade. "New deal, Slade. I lose my friends, you lose your apprentice. And I know how you hate to lose." Robin then fell to the floor. Slade looked at Robin for maybe 6 or 7 seconds, then he ripped off the switch to the probes, making it malfunction, and the probes stopped attacking.

Slade then tried to kick Robin, but Robin grabbed Slade's leg and then threw him across the room. Robin and the rest of the titans ran up behind Robin. "TITANS! GO!" Robin yelled, and the titans dispersed, Cyborg used his solar-cannon to hit Slade while Starfire used her star-bolts to throw Slade off.

Beast Boy transformed into an ox and hit Slade, throwing him off guard again. Raven used her demonic powers to throw things at Slade while Laurie, Zoe, and Robin all took turns kicking, punching, and well, hitting Slade.

Laurie punched Slade in the stomach, Zoe punched Slade in the chest, and Robin kicked Slade in the head, making his helmet crack, Zoe then punched Slade in the head, making his helmet finally fall off.

Slade grabbed his open face and ran to the computer and he then pushed a self destruction button. Slade then turned around. All you could see of his face was a shadow. As the building was going to collapse, The titans regrouped. "Another day Robin, another day." Slade smirked, and then he was gone.

The titans all ran for the exit and then went back home. Back at the tower, the titans were removing the probes. "All right ya'll. The Teen Titans are officially probe free." Cyborg said. Beast Boy then jumped up and started getting jiggy wit it. "GO BEAST BOY! YOUR PROBLESS! NO PROBES NOW! GO BEAST BOY! GO BEAST BOY! GET FUNKY! Uh, uh, that's right…" Beast Boy said doing the moonwalk. "How did we know that BB was gonna do that." Laurie laughed. "Because we rule!" Zoe answered.

"Tru dat!" Laurie grinned. "Well, this isn't exactly my style but…We just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we…celebrate?" Raven asked. Robin just stared at Raven while Beast Boy, Cyborg, Zoe, and Laurie all jumped up and said, "An all you can eat…" "One of a kind…" "BREAKFEST EXPLOSION!"

"Sorry I asked." Raven sighed, as Beast Boy and Cyborg dragged Raven into the kitchen while Laurie and Zoe followed.

"Who wants tofu waffles?" Beast Boy asked. "Man, nobody wants tofu waffles!" Cyborg argued. "I do! Pass me the soy milk!" Beast Boy yelled. "I'm telling you, you're not getting anywhere near the soy milk!" Cyborg screamed. Laurie and Zoe were just laughing at this point.

"Man, pass me the soy milk!" Beast Boy yelled even louder than before. "Is there any meat in the tofu?" Cyborg asked. "No theres no meat in the tofu, its TOFU!" Beast Boy screamed. "Then nobody likes it!" Cyborg mocked.

"Uh, Cyborg, give Beast Boy the damn soy milk, I'm getting a headache…" Laurie sighed, rubbing her head.

Laurie: All right! I finished it! HUZZAH!

Zoe: YAY! Go Zoe, I'm probless, no probes now. No probes now. YAY!

Laurie: ANYways…. I can't wait to see THE END PART 1 ON SATURDAY!

Zoe: ME EITHER! (Laurie and Zoe skip around together screaming while the other titans stare at them.)

Laurie: Well, at least were not wearing pink!

Zoe: (goes into fetile position) pink...so...evil…

Laurie: Aw crap… Please R&R!