Chapter 3:
The Questioning
Calvin walked into a room with a lamp hanging over a chair.
In the chair sat a girl, who had sand all over her.
The girl was bound to the chair and there was a side table with a tape recorder on it.
Calvin hit the button on the tape recorder and the questioning began.
"What do we have here" said Calvin.
"I'M A P.A. SOILDER AND I'M PROUD OF IT MEAT HEAD!" said the girl, struggling to get out of her chair.
"Do you have a name?" said Calvin.
"No, once we join the P.A. we get rid of our identity and get a number" said the girl.
"Do you have a number?" asked Calvin.
"Yeah, it's P.S. #736" said the girl.
"What does P.S. stand for?" asked Calvin.
"Well the "P" stands for three different things: Pink, Pretty, and Powerful" said #736.
"And the S?" asked Calvin.
"It stands for soldier" said #736.
"So P.A. must stand for Pretty Pink and Powerful Army" said Calvin.
"Your smarter than you look Barf-For-Brain" said #736.
"Actually, my name is Calvin, Supreme Dictator For Life" said Calvin.
Then Calvin saw smoke coming up from behind the chair.
#736 had used a laser to cut the rope that bound her to the chair.
"What the..." said Calvin.
"DIE!" screamed #736 as she jumped up in the air, reaching to her back for her gun.
As she was flying through the air, Calvin said "Sorry, but your water balloon gun is right here".
Calvin shot 2 water balloons at #736 and she was hit in the stomach and knocked out of the air.
"Nice try" said Calvin.
"Now, since you won't cooperate, we'll just give you a little potion I like to call The Truth Telling Serum" said Calvin.
Calvin tipped #736's head back and gave her the serum.
"Now just talk to the tape recorder" said Calvin.