Chapter 6:

A Strange Surprise

"CALVIN" screamed a soldier named Harry Potter.

"What... wait, aren't you from a book" asked Calvin.

"Yeah, the wizard world got pretty boring, so, I read your comic book, and heard that you were having a war with girls, so, I decided to join your army" said Harry.

"Oh, well, what were you about to say" asked Calvin.

"ADVA KADADVRA" screamed Harry Potter, as he pulled out his wand.

"WHOA" said Calvin, as he dodged the spell.

"You're a traitor" said Calvin, and he pulled out his water balloon gun.

"Your right" said Harry, but then he pulled off a mask, revealing Susie's face.

"What the..." said Calvin.

"Yes, it's me" said Susie.

"How did you do that spell" asked Susie.

"It wasn't a spell, it was just my amazing special effects crew" said Susie, and there were some nerdy guys standing behind her, waving.

"SAY HELLO, TO MY LILL' FRIEND" screamed Calvin, as he pulled out his water balloon gun.

"Hi little friend" said Susie, as she was petting his gun.

There was an utter silence.

"I didn't mean to really say hello to my friend, it was just from a movie, see , I was supposed to shoot you after that" said Calvin.

But then, Calvin could see nothing but slush.

"I knew what you meant you meathead, that was just a distraction" said Susie.

"But so was this" said Calvin, as he pulled out his snowball gun and shot Susie with it.

"HA" laughed Calvin.

But then he was hit with another slush ball and sent flying backwards, skidding on the ground.

"I'll get you for that".

"I'm sure you will" said Susie.

"PREPARE TO..." screamed Calvin, as he jumped in the air.

"Wait, got to reload" said Calvin, freezing in midair as if he had paused the fight.

"OK... DIE" screamed Calvin, but he was shot out of the air with another slush ball.

"Man I just can't win" said Calvin.

"You're right" said Susie, but then she was plastered with a water balloon.

"That, was for lying to me that you were Harry Potter.

Then suddenly, he felt a gun pointed to his back.

He turned around, and saw the whole P.A. army with their guns pointed to his back.