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(LC) I MUST COMMENT! We are stupid! BWAHAHAH! What must you comment on Kohaku-chan? (BD) No comment...besides the fact that when I move in (which is 4 years from now)...I'm doing all the cooking. DON'T YOU DARE GO NEAR THE STOVE!
Chapter 2: Tackle Football!
"Alright class! Lets pick our team captains. Um... lets see... Uchiha and Uzumaki. You two are the team captains. Now! Pick your teammates!"
"Sasuke-kun pick me pick me!" Sakura shouted.
"No! Sasuke-kun! Pick me!" Ino said while pushing Sakura out of the picture.
"How troublesome." Shikamaru mumbled to himself again.
"I PICK YOU, SHIKAMARU!" Naruto shouted, pointing at him. Shikamaru looked at Naruto as if he wanted to kill and eat him. Naruto's left eye twitched a bit.
"Damn you, Naruto..." Shikamaru said, making his way to Naruto's side.
Sasuke mumbled something and Shino went to his side.
"Did he even say Shino?" Kakashi asked everyone.
"Yup! That's Sasuke own language. I'd like to call it 'Baka Language'." Naruto said. "AND I PICK SAKURA-CHAN!"
Sakura ran up to Naruto and began to beat him senseless.
"DAMN YOU, NARUTO! I WANTED TO BE IN SASUKE-KUN'S TEAM! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Sakura shouted.
Everybody in the class sweat dropped at the sight of Sakura beating Naruto senseless.
"Oi! Sakura-chan."
"BAKA!"
"Haruno, if you don't calm down, I'll send you to the office." Kakashi said in a bored voice. Sakura stopped beating Naruto senseless and all the teams were picked. Now here's the list!
NARUTO'S TEAM! 1st: Naruto 2nd: Shikamaru 3rd: Sakura 4th: Neji 5th: Kiba 6th. Choji
SASUKE'S TEAM! 1st: Sasuke 2nd: Shino 3rd: Hinata 4th: TenTen 5th: Ino 6th. Rock Lee
(If We forgot Anyone else, SORRIES!)
"Dammit, I'm the only girl!" Sakura shouted at Naruto. He hadn't picked any other girl because he just wanted Sakura.
"I'm sorry, Sakura-chan." Naruto apologized. He gave her a puppy dog look. Sakura didn't fall for it.
"I'll kill you, Naruto!" Her growled, her inner self seemed to be taking over.
"Now now. If you kill Naruto, then I'd have to play football, and I don't want to damage my beautiful face." Kakashi said. Everyone stared at him, then set off for the football field
"What kind of teacher is he?" Ino whispered.
"A P.E. TEACHER!" Kakashi shouted at after her back.
"I can't believe he heard that!" Ino tried not to shout.
"I HEAR MANY THINGS, YAMANAKA!" Ino fell over.
After a few minutes, war was on. Sakura and Ino fought over who got to tackle Sasuke.
"YOU'RE IN HIS TEAM, INO-PIG! I GET TO TACKLE HIM!" Sakura shouted.
"BUT I'M A BETTER TACKLER, BIG FOREHEAD! I GET TO TACKLE HIM!" Ino shouted back.
"NUH UH!"
"UH HUH!"
They kept on arguing as Hinata stopped to let Naruto pass her to make a touchdown.
"HINATA! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO STOP THE ENEMY! NOT LET THEM PASS!" TenTen said.
Shikamaru was asleep on the ground while Choji sat next to him with a bag of chips. Neji... was combing his long hair?
"Hey, I have to keep it clean and neat, y'know?" Neji said.
Lee was practicing his ballet, Shino and Kiba were arguing about who had the better pet. SHINO WAS TALKING?! 0_0!
"NO WAY! BUGS ARE BETTER THAN ANY DOG!"
"Nuh uh! Dogs are better than those icky bugs!"
Naruto and Sasuke were having a tea party with Kakashi.
"Would you like some more tea, Uchiha-san?" Naruto asked politely.
"Oh, thank you very much, Uzumaki-san." Sasuke picked up his tea cup for Naruto to refill.
"Oh, Uzumaki-san, Uchiha-san, it's so nice to have you here!" Kakashi said in a "girly" voice.
The bell rang for the next class as everyone went to their own locker room.
**Band Class **
Naruto and the gang were in another class together. They only had band class because they were gonna be in the Battle of the Band and they had to practice.
"Okay, sign up your band name, who's playing what instrument, and the song you're all playing." Anko said to the class. Yes, Anko was the teacher.
Everyone signed the slip and they were now gonna get their instruments. First up was Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Choji. Who's playing what instrument, what's their band name, and what song are they gonna play?! No one knows...
(LC) BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I leave you there. Kohaku, some other people, and I are the only ones who knows! BWAHAHA! Kohaku won't be comment right here, since she said she didn't have nothing to comment on. Now... I leave you to the reviewing. REVIEW!
(LC) I MUST COMMENT! We are stupid! BWAHAHAH! What must you comment on Kohaku-chan? (BD) No comment...besides the fact that when I move in (which is 4 years from now)...I'm doing all the cooking. DON'T YOU DARE GO NEAR THE STOVE!
Chapter 2: Tackle Football!
"Alright class! Lets pick our team captains. Um... lets see... Uchiha and Uzumaki. You two are the team captains. Now! Pick your teammates!"
"Sasuke-kun pick me pick me!" Sakura shouted.
"No! Sasuke-kun! Pick me!" Ino said while pushing Sakura out of the picture.
"How troublesome." Shikamaru mumbled to himself again.
"I PICK YOU, SHIKAMARU!" Naruto shouted, pointing at him. Shikamaru looked at Naruto as if he wanted to kill and eat him. Naruto's left eye twitched a bit.
"Damn you, Naruto..." Shikamaru said, making his way to Naruto's side.
Sasuke mumbled something and Shino went to his side.
"Did he even say Shino?" Kakashi asked everyone.
"Yup! That's Sasuke own language. I'd like to call it 'Baka Language'." Naruto said. "AND I PICK SAKURA-CHAN!"
Sakura ran up to Naruto and began to beat him senseless.
"DAMN YOU, NARUTO! I WANTED TO BE IN SASUKE-KUN'S TEAM! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Sakura shouted.
Everybody in the class sweat dropped at the sight of Sakura beating Naruto senseless.
"Oi! Sakura-chan."
"BAKA!"
"Haruno, if you don't calm down, I'll send you to the office." Kakashi said in a bored voice. Sakura stopped beating Naruto senseless and all the teams were picked. Now here's the list!
NARUTO'S TEAM! 1st: Naruto 2nd: Shikamaru 3rd: Sakura 4th: Neji 5th: Kiba 6th. Choji
SASUKE'S TEAM! 1st: Sasuke 2nd: Shino 3rd: Hinata 4th: TenTen 5th: Ino 6th. Rock Lee
(If We forgot Anyone else, SORRIES!)
"Dammit, I'm the only girl!" Sakura shouted at Naruto. He hadn't picked any other girl because he just wanted Sakura.
"I'm sorry, Sakura-chan." Naruto apologized. He gave her a puppy dog look. Sakura didn't fall for it.
"I'll kill you, Naruto!" Her growled, her inner self seemed to be taking over.
"Now now. If you kill Naruto, then I'd have to play football, and I don't want to damage my beautiful face." Kakashi said. Everyone stared at him, then set off for the football field
"What kind of teacher is he?" Ino whispered.
"A P.E. TEACHER!" Kakashi shouted at after her back.
"I can't believe he heard that!" Ino tried not to shout.
"I HEAR MANY THINGS, YAMANAKA!" Ino fell over.
After a few minutes, war was on. Sakura and Ino fought over who got to tackle Sasuke.
"YOU'RE IN HIS TEAM, INO-PIG! I GET TO TACKLE HIM!" Sakura shouted.
"BUT I'M A BETTER TACKLER, BIG FOREHEAD! I GET TO TACKLE HIM!" Ino shouted back.
"NUH UH!"
"UH HUH!"
They kept on arguing as Hinata stopped to let Naruto pass her to make a touchdown.
"HINATA! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO STOP THE ENEMY! NOT LET THEM PASS!" TenTen said.
Shikamaru was asleep on the ground while Choji sat next to him with a bag of chips. Neji... was combing his long hair?
"Hey, I have to keep it clean and neat, y'know?" Neji said.
Lee was practicing his ballet, Shino and Kiba were arguing about who had the better pet. SHINO WAS TALKING?! 0_0!
"NO WAY! BUGS ARE BETTER THAN ANY DOG!"
"Nuh uh! Dogs are better than those icky bugs!"
Naruto and Sasuke were having a tea party with Kakashi.
"Would you like some more tea, Uchiha-san?" Naruto asked politely.
"Oh, thank you very much, Uzumaki-san." Sasuke picked up his tea cup for Naruto to refill.
"Oh, Uzumaki-san, Uchiha-san, it's so nice to have you here!" Kakashi said in a "girly" voice.
The bell rang for the next class as everyone went to their own locker room.
**Band Class **
Naruto and the gang were in another class together. They only had band class because they were gonna be in the Battle of the Band and they had to practice.
"Okay, sign up your band name, who's playing what instrument, and the song you're all playing." Anko said to the class. Yes, Anko was the teacher.
Everyone signed the slip and they were now gonna get their instruments. First up was Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Choji. Who's playing what instrument, what's their band name, and what song are they gonna play?! No one knows...
(LC) BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I leave you there. Kohaku, some other people, and I are the only ones who knows! BWAHAHA! Kohaku won't be comment right here, since she said she didn't have nothing to comment on. Now... I leave you to the reviewing. REVIEW!