C-kun: Wow … We haven't updated in such a long time … Gomen ne, minna-san. I'm just too lazy and I was supposed to be the one to type in chapter 3. Please forgive meeeeee. Oh yes, this is "LC." I've decided to actually use some other penname since I keep changing my username on FF. So, I hope you enjoy this chapter of Battle of the Bands.

Disclaimer: If we owned Naruto, then why would we be here? And we would have amazing artistic skills that we do not have … How horrible. Alas, all belongs to Kishimoto-sama. Ah yes, and Haruka Kanata belongs to Asian Kung-Fu Generation, since I, C-kun, cannot make up any lyrics since I'm no good … And I think K-chan, formerly known as BD, is too lazy or stressed. Lyrics from animelyricsDOTcom.

Chapter III

Everyone is the class watched as Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Chouji walked towards the instruments … Well, actually, Naruto ran up to the microphone.

"Ewww, I don't wanna hear him sing. WE WANT SASUKE-KUN!" Ino said loudly. All the girls, excluding Hinata, agreed, shouting, "WE WANT SASUKE-KUN! WE WANT SASUKE-KUN!" Naruto just stuck out his tongue at them as Sasuke walked to the bass guitar, Chouji sat at the drums, and Shikamaru plugged the electric guitar into the amp.

"1, 2, 3, 4..." The music began with Sasuke and the bass guitar. Girls were already screaming for him. Shikamaru and Chouji joined in as Naruto waited until …

"Fumikomuze akuseru kake hiki wa naisa sou dayo

Youru wo nukeru

Nejikomu sa saigo ni sashimi zero sa sou dayo

HibI wo kezuru …"

"WHAT THE HELL IS HORRIBLE NOISE!" Anko ran up to Naruto and yanked the mic out of his hand. "What kind of vocalist are you!"

Naruto looked at her sourly, "HEY. I was singing!"

"That's not singing, that's … THAT'S THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF SINGING! ARE YOU TONE DEAF!"

"Maybe I am!"

The two argued while the class watched. Sasuke took off the bass and gently set it down.

Then an unknown voice came from the door. "That's how these people here sound like, eh? Well, Chii-sama, we'll have no problem winning battle of the band." Everyone turned to see a boy and girl standing at the doorway. The boy was leaning against the wall while the girl stood behind the wall, peeking in the room.

"Ano … Aoi-kun, we shouldn't be here. Chii-sama will yell at us again." The girl said quietly.

"Yeesh, Ko-chan, you're such the worry-wart. Chii-sama will understand that we're gathering information about them." He tilted his head towards the Konoha highschoolers. He had beauty that rivaled Sasuke's with his long scarlet hair that was tied in the back while his bangs messily flitted in front of his face. His eyes, matching his hair, gave a look as if he was a bad boy, but he wore such formal clothing: a white flannel, black pants and a tie to match.

Anko got even more pissed. "What the hell are you people doing here! Go back to your perfect, little school!"

"Yea," Naruto shouted, "What the old hag said!"

"Old hag! I'll show you who's an old hag!" Anko gave Naruto the biggest wedgie he ever had. "Who's an old hag! Huh!" Naruto screamed in pain as the everyone laughed.

"Yeesh. They're not even worth our time. C'mon, Ko-chan, let's go." The one called Aoi said. He turned around, his hair swishing elegantly as some of the Konoha girls sighed, and he turned the corner. The one called Ko-chan took a step into the room, blushing. They could see that she, like Aoi, wore formal clothing, the same white flannel with a tie anda black skirt. Her short dark-brown hair just barely passing her chin clashed with her green eyes.

"Gomen nasai. Aoi-kun was rude. Sorry for eavesdropping on your class, Anko-sensei," she bowed towards Anko, though she was still torturing Naruto. "Oh, and the song was good… Until the singing. You'll need to work on that." With that, she left. The Konoha girls muttered, "Who does she think she is?" or "Did you see what she was wearing?"

Sasuke, though not the talking type, asked Anko as she tortured Naruto, "Who were they?" As he stared at the spot the girl called Ko-chan was just standing a few minutes ago.

Anko tossed Naruto to the side and answered, "Those are students from the private school, Okiwa."

"The one famous for art and music?" Sakura piped. Anko nodded.

There was silence… Then a grumbling sound. Everyone jumped at the sound.

"Gomen nasai… I'm hungry. When's lunch?" Everyone stared at Chouji.

Lunch

"Finally. My favorite subject!" Chouji sighed contently as he ate his huge lunch which included steak, ribs, chips, a soda, ice cream, a sandwich, tacos, pizza, mac-and-cheese, and even more things that I, C-kun, couldn't identify, but would love to eat.

Neji sat opposite of Chouji, with a disgusted look in his face as the food splattered around the place. "Don't get any of your intoxicating food in my hair. It took me so long it make it beau-ti-ful." Neji bit into the apple he brought with him.

Naruto frowned. He had to wait two more minutes until he can eat his ramen. "I don't know why they make us three minutes until you can eat it. It's not instant ramen if you have to wait," he complained.

"Baka, stop complaining and just eat it if you're too impatient to wait." Sasuke retorted. He had nothing to eat, nor was he hungry, but girls, including Sakura and Ino, keep bringing box lunches. Now he had a pile up to his head.

"You want those?" Chouji asked, pointing at the lunches. Sasuke shrugged.

Shikamaru sat at the table… He just sat there.

Kiba was eating some weird food and shared some with Akamaru, whom he found out was hiding in his bag. "No Akamaru, that's your half. This is mines."

Hardly five minutes into lunch and Kakashi was walking towards the boys. "Hello, boys! Sorry I'm late. I saw a homeless guy out at the front who was begging me for food an--"

"LIAR!" Naruto shouted. He had finished his ramen in one minute, 24 seconds. A new world record.

Kakashi scratched the back of his head. "Now what makes you think that? Anyway, to the point. I've heard that you met some students from Okiwa. So did you?"

"Yes." Shino answered.

"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!" Naruto shouted, pointing at Shino.

Kiba nodded. "You weren't here before." (C-kun: Oops … Too lazy to go back.)

Shino not listening, was talking to a bug that was on his finger. "Who's a pretty bug? You're a pretty bug. You're a beautiful bug. You're the bestest eberrr." Everyone stared, as they slowly got up from the table and tiptoed away…

C-kun: Oh, ho ho ho. Not funny? Too bad. I don't care. I'm lazy right now. I want my sleep. I just wanted to update this before K-chan starts pestering to me that I still need to type this after how many years?