Lord of the Rings: Middle Earth High
Summary: Merry and Pippin troublemakers, Aragorn and Arwen going to the prom, Legolas, Faramir and Éowyn in drama club, Boromir and Éomer football players, and Gandalf a science teacher? It's Middle Earth High, of course!
Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own LOTR.
Chapter 2- Punishment
"Now, Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck, do you know why you're in here?" Gandalf asked the two troublemakers once they were secluded from others.
Uh oh, Merry thought, he called us by our full names! We must be in big trouble.
"Ummm..." Pippin merely said, unsure of how to respond.
"We, uh, slipped on some milk, and that is really a serious offense in the cafeteria, but, we didn't really mean to, because we weren't watching, but we won't do it again, Mr. Gandalf, uh, sir..." Merry stuttered out his mediocre excuse, trying to get out of trouble.
"Both of you are incorrect, especially you, Pippin." Gandalf said. "You are in here for initiating a food- actually; I'll just read the list off. For initiating a food fight, disruptive behavior, cafeteria misbehavior, littering, and throwing food or trash. Any questions?"
"Yes," Pippin said raising his hand, "what's all that mean?"
"Don't you pay attention in English class?" Gandalf asked him.
"Sometimes." Pippin replied.
Gandalf sighed. "Hmm, I will have to talk with Denethor about that. Look the words up in the dictionary."
"Okay." Pippin said, not wanting to argue. He took out a sheet of paper, and started copying down the offences.
"Oh, never mind." Gandalf said, grabbing the paper and tossing it in the recycling bin. "Anyways, let's talk of your punishment."
"Punishment?" Merry and Pippin said in unison.
"Yes," Gandalf said. "I won't be giving you a detention, but you will have to serve on lunch duty in the cafeteria for a month."
"A month?" they both cried again.
"Yes, a month. And you are lucky." Gandalf said. "You are now excused." The two began to walk out the door. "And if I ever see this again, know that you will be dealt with more severely."
"Yes sir." The both replied again simultaneously, and with that they were off to the dreaded class: English with Denethor.
A/N: Another chapter done! Gosh, I had to look through my own student handbook to find all of those violation terms. Poor Merry and Pippin, serving on lunch duty. Sorry about the short chapter. The next will be longer. Anyways, here's to the reviewers!
GoldenFaielf: Thanks for the review and the wonderful ideas! I will try to use them soon! Keep reading and reviewing!
Lariencalaelen: Okay, why am I giving myself a review? Oh yeah, my weird best friend Pamela was over at my house, read this story, and insisted on reviewing the story under my own penname. Pamela, you are so weird. Review me on your own computer!