Darkwarrior17: Sorry it took so long. I've been kind of busy with homework and camp plus I haven't gotten a lot of reviews. That's very discouraging. But enough about my problems. Here is chapter 4.
REMINDER: Changes between places will be marked with a "ping!"
Guns and Swords
IV
Evil Revealed
In a cold dark cell somewhere in the northern region of the Nintendo world, the remaining smashers were going insane.
"Oh mama mia, I'll never see Peach again!" Mario sobbed.
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP! We heard you the first time and the second time and all the times after that!" Ness shouted at him. "It's not like we don't have anyone on the outside."
Mario: "Eh?"
Ness: "Oh so now you're Canadian, huh? Haven't you realized Kirby's not here?"
Mario: "No."
Ness: "Good grief."
D.K.: "Rarough!"
Pikachu: "Pika pi…"
Jigglypuff: "Jiggly?"
Pikachu: "Pika pika pika… chu!"
Yoshi: "Yoshi!"
Mario: "I'm living in a ZOO!"
Ness: "Pansy. Wait, someone's coming!"
"Your psychic ability is beyond what I imagined. Very good." said a cold, dark voice. The torches around the cell flickered and went out simultaneously, and everything was plunged into pure black.
"Don't bother trying it on me, or you will be in a coma for weeks." The voice continued, this time from another area of the room.
"Who the hell are you?" (A/N: I give up) Ness whispered.
"Oh come now, isn't it obvious?" the voice answered from yet another part of the room. The voice echoed making it impossible to tell were it was coming from.
"Why on earth would we know?" Mario shot back at it.
"Just a second. Let's see. One, two, three, four, five, six…" the voice paused. It suddenly got angry and yelled "Where is the pink ball!"
"Jiggly?"
Bam!
Something was now holding Jigglypuff to the wall of the cell. "No, not you, moron! The one called Kirby."
There was silence from the cell.
"Oh, so we're going to play it the hard way, huh? Well, no food for you till you tell me where he is!"
"You have interesting ways of getting what you want." commented Ness. "If you want to know something, then tell us something we want to know."
"And that is?" The voice was now normal.
"First off I want to know what is happening. Secondly, where are the others? And thirdly, who are you?" Ness finished.
"That's three questions to my one, and I hold the upper hand. Which is the most important to you, and I will answer that."
There was a pause and some whispering from the cell. Then Ness said "We will not tell you unless you answer two questions. Plus we can also tell you something you probably want to know."
"I'll be the judge of that. Tell me and you may or may not get two answers. What do I need to know?"
"That Kirby has four brothers that he can summon with autodial on his cell at any time." Ness replied.
"Why is that important?"
"You will see. Just keep watching the news."
"Alright then where is Kirby now?"
"The only place that he has complete sanctuary from idiots with dart guns, which is the woods. Either that or he is roaming the area, trying to do something I'm not even sure of. Now, what are you doing and who are you?"
"Straight to the point, I see. Well, what I am doing here is sort of like getting revenge while being the biggest fan of yours in the world. You don't get it do you?"
The smashers slowly shook their heads.
"Okay, this could take some explaining. The main reason I did this is to kill the Master Hand. That is already done. You didn't know that, did you? Ha, suckers. Well, the other reason is to make sure your talent does not go to waste. So, I decided that you could fight for me for my own profits. There is a great show coming, and your little friends will be the stars! Mwahaha! Have you figured out what the pattern to who is missing? You haven't? Good, this could be fun. I'll give you a hint. Some do not quite fit into the categories. No help? Well then I'll just have to tell you!" He said this in a taunting voice that made Donkey Kong want to tear down the bars and kill the voice.
"The people who I have selected for the tournament do have a pattern. Much to the contrary of what you think. No I'm not just taunting you. All the people chosen carry a weapon that puts them into two categories. One group carries a gun and the other a sword. Except for Zelda and Captain Falcon; I threw them in to even up the teams. And Ganondorf carries a sword but never uses it. I guess I just like him."
"There are still uneven teams." Ness pointed out.
"Yes but thanks to cloning tech I can make a few more." The voice replied. "The next question: Who I am. Who am I?" It almost sounded as if he was searching for the answer himself.
"Ah yes." The voice said almost to himself. "I remember. I used to be called…" he paused again. "Hector. Hector Hand was who I used to be. Until the accident…" the voice was now rambling to itself and it had lost the evil feel to it. "That was years ago. In the lab…creating monsters…with him." His voice went harsh and evil again. "I was the greater one till it blew and destroyed my brain… It's all his fault!" He suddenly stopped and all the torches flared up, revealing a… hand?
"That's right! It is I, the amazing Crazy Hand, Brother and Destroyer of the Master Hand! And that is why your psychic abilities will not work on me!" He began giggling like some sick mind who had just stolen candy from a baby.
Ping!
"Hi-Ii!"
"Hi-Ii!"
"Hi-Ii!"
"Hi-Ii!"
Ping!
Peach's castle had a magnificent stain glass window that pictured Peach. That's where the robbers entered.
Peach was dining with Luigi and Toad when they heard a crash. Thinking it was Bowser, Peach and Toad hid in different spots of the castle while Luigi went to investigate.
"Hey Bowser, I know you're in here." he said as he walked onto the glass covered floor of the front hall.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPhwaaaaaaaa!" was what Peach heard from her hiding spot. "Bowser?" she whispered coming out. "Bowser?" she said a little louder. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPhwaaaaaaa!"
Ping!
Newscaster: "Here we are at the infamous King Koopa Bowser's Castle, who is suspected to have kidnapped Luigi and Princess Peach. The only witness is Toad, the short, mushroom-headed, unappreciated racer, who has been helping Mario since some of the earlier games. Anyway, let's go to the Chief Of Police."
Chief: "Right now we have surrounded the castle and are sending in a S.W.A.T. team to bring 'em out."
"Um, sir?" Some S.W.A.T. personnel was tapping at the chief's shoulder. "It's not the Koopa, sir."
"WHAT!"
"Bowser has been taken too, sir."
"Get the press out of here!"
The newscaster suddenly pointed up and exclaimed, "What the hell is that up there?"
The camera suddenly zoomed in on four different colored dots, now floating out of the castle.
Chief: Shoot them! Bring 'em down!"
There was a lot of shooting until a flame ball came from one of the balls and a long shoot of flame from another.
"What the…AHHHHHHH!!!"
There was only static on the television screen.
Beeeooop
"Hey I was watching that!" Popo wined.
"I don't care it will warp your mind! Now get to the table and get ready to eat." Nana shot back.
In the kitchen of the Inuit home in the mountains was Mr. G&W. He and the ice climbers had been living together since their games had become dormant. He flipped some sausage from his pan onto a plate. "Beeeeep" He shouted. Then the door bell rang, playing a bunch of little blurbs of old video game music. "Beep" He said as he went to get the door.
PHWAAAAAAAAA!
"Mr. G&W?" Nana asked and went to the door herself.
PHWAAAAAAAAA!
"Nana, I'm starving!"
PHWAAAAAAAAA!
Darkwarrior17: There. That took me forever. Pleezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz review. Come on I'm desperate. Sigh. Oh well. My sister, the wonderful genny62890 cough™cough, says that people won't understand the "Hi-Ii!". It's just when you tap the L button in the first version. Not sure about the second though. Anyway, see you soon.