Lord of the Rings: Middle Earth High
Summary: Merry and Pippin troublemakers, Aragorn and Arwen going to the prom, Legolas, Faramir and Éowyn in drama club, Boromir and Éomer football players, and Gandalf a science teacher? It's Middle Earth High, of course!
Disclaimer: I don't own LotR. 'Nuff said. He he, I stole that disclaimer from my friend Trish Shakespeare, but I'm planning on returning it. Maybe…
Chapter 9- Verb- It's What You Do!
"Mae govannen, class," Elrond said as he walked inside.
"Suilaid, Elrond," the class answered in unison.
"Hannon le." Elrond said to the class. "Now, today we will be working on Elvish verbs."
"Verb! It's what you do!" Pippin stood up and shouted.
"Thank you, Pippin, for that proclamation," Elrond said. "Now today, as I previously said, we will be working on verbs, NO COMMENTS!" Elrond said, stopping both Pippin and Merry from interrupting again. "And so, today we will be playing a game!" Elrond said to diluted clapping. "So, stand up, and when I say the word, you'll do the action," he explained as the students reluctantly rose from their seats. "Ready, and cen!" Elrond barked.
The students pondered the verb for a minute, then just stood still and stared straight ahead, for the word meant "see."
"Alright then, cab!" Elrond said.
And the students started ridiculously jumping around, for it meant jump, as Elrond held back his laughter.
"Ped!"
Arwen immediately followed this command. "Oh my gosh! Did you hear about Rosie and Sam? They're-"
"Arwen, I said speak, not glavra," Elrond said to his daughter. "Well, linna!"
"1 2 3 4! DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!" Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam sang/yelled.
"We only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!!" Gollum sang, or more accurately, screeched.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!!!!!" Aragorn sang, as best he could, while Faramir, Boromir, and Éomer started rapping, Éowyn was on a random rock song, and Legolas and his fellow Elves started on some country song.
But they were all drowned out by the very high-pitched opera solo Arwen began singing, and the glass vase on Elrond's desk began to quiver, and suddenly it broke into tons of scattered fragments. And when the windows started to shake, Elrond yelled "DARO!" And in doing so stopped all the singing before something else was broken. "Alright," he said, "osgar!"
"What's that mean? What's osgar?" everyone whispered nervously.
Finally, Legolas, whose native tongue was Elvish, figured it out. "But osgar means amputate!" he yelled.
"How are we supposed to amputate something?" Frodo asked.
"Err, nevermind… how about eitha?" he asked, forgetting that he had just asked the students to insult each other.
"Stupid, fat hobbit!" Gollum yelled at Sam.
"Sam, are you gonna take that sitting down?" Frodo asked Sam.
"Why, you two-faced devil!" Sam replied to Gollum angrily.
Gimli and Legolas were quite busy saying:
"Dwarf!"
"Elf!"
"Dwarf!"
"Elf!"
"Stupid bloke!" Éowyn yelled at her brother.
"Do you mean that?" Éomer asked.
"Of course not," Éowyn said to him. "Yes…" she whispered to herself when he turned away…
Suddenly:
RIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!
The bell rang, freeing the students from, jumping, speaking, singing, insulting, and amputating of any kind.
So much for verbs.
A/N: HAPPY NEW YEAR! A little late, I must say, but oh well. For the occasion, it's time for Elrond's big debut as the Elvish teacher and Galadriel's as the Chorus teacher! Yay! I've tried my best with the Elvish in Elrond's class; I've taken snippets of it from the movies, books and even other people's fanfictions. My friend and I are trying to learn Elvish, maybe just a bit, or maybe like Viggo Mortenson, who knows it fluently! So cool! Anyways, here are the translations:
Mae govannen: Welcome
Suilaid: Greetings
Hannon le: Thank you
Cen: See
Cab: Jump
Ped: Speak
Glavra: Babble
Linna: Sing
Daro: Stop!!
Osgar: Amputate
Eitha: Insult
By the way, has anyone seen that "Verb, it's what you do!" commercial? Just wondering! Anywho, thanks to all reviewers! Please review, and constructively lacho (flame) if necessary! Namarie!
Khalil: Thanks for your two reviews! The canoeing idea gave me inspiration for something big in this story, a new idea… NO, I'mnot telling! He he… Sophomore of a Took!
mz-turner: Wow! Loyal fan indeed. Tom Bombadil is cool. I was sad when they left him out, even in extended edition. ##Sobs## Anywho, HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT MEH???? It's my fave story! And I haven't forgotten about Before It All Began, either, but I'm just REALLY bored with it. Sorry to all those Before It All Began fans, I'll try to get it chapters 9 and 10 up soon as possible. By the way, I applaud you for staying up 2 nights in a row without your parents finding out, too! Don't worry, your secret's safe with me! PS: Thanks for letting me use your little story! Coming up in Chapter 11!
Matrixelf: I'm glad it's funny! And thanks for letting me know it was under the LOTR section! I was worried, my poor little fanfic out there, somewhere in the wilderness of this site…
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Arvodowen: Glad you like it! Thanks for the idea about Legolas and Gimli having a fight in the middle of Gym class! I have started writing it, and it's coming up in Chapter 12!
Rana Ninque: Bwahahaha! I know of Lothíriel! It says so on the Encyclopedia of Arda. Yes, that is what I do in my spare time, read the Encyclopedia of Arda. He he. And no, Goldberry and Tom aren't married yet… I suppose you're right, Boromir and Théodred wouldn't be dead yet, because none of them have been on the quest yet, and the War of the Ring hasn't started… it's all very confusing, oh well. By the way, that junk that happens with the stories not showing up is really weird. Like I said in my Ch. 6 note, it happened with one of my POTC stories as well. And sometimes a lot of things don't show up on searches either. The fanfiction people really do need to fix that. But anyways, thanks for your review and please do keep reading!
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ForeverFaramir: I had to put Faramir and Éowyn together! I am a big fan of that ship! I'm working on a story with the two together, but it isn't posted yet. By the way, I read your story, Meetings. Please update it! I found it very good. Anyways, please keep reading!
Trish Shakespeare: Yo, sup home slice! He he, nice alien smiley! Listen all you pooheads out there, she is an alien! It's true, it's true! Bwahahahaha! He he, sorry, I think I had one to many chocolate bars today. But thanks for your review, Mir- Trish Shakespeare!
Ryuujin Dragon King: Yes, precious, I'm glad it's funny! Love Gollum, he's hilarious and very fun to write. About the Spanish stuff, I just started taking it this fall! That was just a little piece of fun I added in, and whenever we are taking roll in my Spanish class, we always say "presente" at our name. I guess our teacher will teach us tenses and such later. But now I can go back to class and impress her by saying "presento." Thanks! About that bit with Rosie, now that I look back on it, I notice it doesn't really make much sense, but it's really a trivial detail. But now I'm laughing, because it's true that she looks back and says something like, "Hey, look who that is! He's been in my class the whole time!" Ha ha! I like that bit with Boromir. Funny how five words can make a person laugh so hard. Anyways, thanks for the review and keep reading!
Crirawen: Thanks for the idea about Lothíriel! If you've read Chapter 7 again, you'll notice that I've put in a section about her. Thanks a bunch! Here's an Orc for giving your great idea! ##Hands over Orc## Err, never mind… ##Takes it back## Keep reading!
GoldenFaielf: Your backflip idea made its debut last chappie! And your miniskirt idea is next! Yay! I hope you liked it! Here's two Orcs for the great ideas! Oops, I'm out of Orcs, you can have Gollum instead! He he, nevermind that either; you can just have my TV, and my computer, and my room, and my house… I am forever in your debt for all these hilarious ideas!
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