Darkwarrior17: Well, all I have to say this time is this: lets hope this chapter doesn't take as long as the last.
Guns and Swords
VIII
The Clones
The next day was cloudy and extremely threatening. This is the perfect condition for T.V. watching, and that was just what the Crazy Hand wanted.
"Two more fights today." He said to Grothlik. "Two fights today and it will decide the semifinals."
"Yes sir." Grothlik said to his master.
Noticeably his mood had changed from a few days ago. Whether it was because of the reviews from the audience or he had made some sort of plan for the Balloon Bandits (see chapter five), it was known throughout the castle that he was up to something. Unfortunately for everyone around him, what he heard next shattered whatever security he had.
"Um, boss, uh, something happened to the prisoners."
"What!" The Crazy Hand shouted, wheeling towards Grothlik.
"Well, uh, I was going to the dungeons to feed them, but they're not there."
There was silence in the room. A vein throbbed on the Crazy Hand.
"Um, boss?"
Ping!
"And don't come out till you figure out how they escaped!" The Crazy Hand said, throwing Grothlik into the dungeon where the other Smashers were kept.
Ping!
"Ladies and gentlemen… We welcome you to the second day of… Guns and Swords! I'm Troy Isaacs and this is my assistant Chlöe."
"Hello everyone."
"Today's fighters will be Ganondorf and Young Link Vs. Clone Fox and Clone Falco. What's up with these clones, Chlöe?"
"Well, Troy, thanks to the miracle workers at Crazy Castle, we have managed to make clones of the Smashers, though we are only using these two. We chose them because they were the easiest to clone, due to their animal features and simple brain."
Ping!
Fox: "Hey!"
Ping!
"Anyway, we've engineered these ones to be slower, yet stronger than the original ones, so the fight will be different even if they were facing Marth and Roy."
"Actually there is a slight chance of that. If they both win their next fights, they'll be fighting each other." Troy informed. "Now what about the other fighters?"
"Well, they are from the same video games. Young Link has been in all the Legend of Zelda games, along with Ganon, or Ganondorf's other, dog-like appearance. Ganondorf is the villain of all of the Legend of Zelda games, except Majora's Mask. He has is a powerhouse that can K.O. most characters in a single move. Y. Link on the other hand, has weaker but much faster moves than his partner or his older form, regular Link."
"Oh, and it looks like it's about to begin."
The arena was Venom, pretty much Corneria, only you fight on the wings. Another small arena, but it's not the smallest.
"Get ready… Fight!" The Crazy Hand shouted, with a vein still throbbing.
Both Ganondorf and Y. Link were forced to jump out of the way as both the clones fired the blasters at them. Y. Link jumped onto the middle platform and fired his fire arrows while Ganondorf jumped down onto the second wing. C. Fox jumped down after him, only to be kicked back off the cliff. By the time C. Fox had made it back on Ganondorf had gone onto the higher wing, and he was holding an item box.
Wham!
Ganondorf threw the item box, spreading out a beam sword, a bunny hood, and a flipper. He quickly threw the flipper to the edge of the wing, where C. Fox was trying to get on.
Bonk!
Fox was sent downwards off the cliff for the second timein less then thirty seconds. Ganondorf then picked up the Bunny Hood, and then tossed it off the cliff.
"What a stupid weapon." He sneered, and picked up the beam sword.
Meanwhile, Y. Link and C. Falco were having a close range fight, with Y. Link slashing away with his sword while C. Falco was landing blow after blow after blow of his fist. C. Falco finally got really good hit that sent Y. Link sprawling. He was about to K.O. him when Ganondorf came up to him and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Never, ever hit a man when he's down." Ganondorf whispered in his ear.
WHAAM!
C. Falco was sent flying to oblivion, and probably a little farther.
"Ha! What a loser. It only took one blow from me and-
Wham!
Fox had come up from behind and hit Ganondorf with a jumping kick.
"Tch… that wasn't power, that was speed that made that hurt. Are you going to tell me where you got such speed?"
Wham!
"I guess not…"
Whoosh!
Ganondorf aimed a punch at Fox. It was blocked, and then…
Whamwhamwhamwhamwhamwhamwhamwhamwhamwhamwham! WHAM!
The last hit sent Ganondorf onto the other wing.
Such…speed… how did he get that speed…Ganondorf thought as C. Fox razed his blaster at him. What… he wearing the bunny hood. Could that be it?
"I wish I had an unlimited Bunny Hood for all the fights I'm in!"
Time suddenly stopped. Every thing stood still.
"Congrats, Ganondorf, you're the first to make any wish. And I must say, it's quite a good one." Rasaara's voice crackled in his ear. (see chapter five regarding the wishes)
"Rasaara… you're the one giving out the wishes?"
No you dimwit, I am. Now if you'll shut up for a second, I'll grant your wish for you
"Our trainer… he's there too?"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE! DO I LOOK LIKE A HE TO YOU! JUST FOR THAT I SHOULDN'T GRANT YOUR DAMN WISH!
"Yes, she is in the room with me." Rasaara said, chuckling. "Just a sec… It's done. Behold, the unlimited Bunny Hood!"
It was golden. It was beautiful. It was…
"Sissy." Ganondorf said.
"Don't worry, no one can see it. Your speed will just be upgraded, a little more than the original, but not too much. Now put it on… and we'll begin!"
Time started.
C. Fox was coming in for the kill. He leaped…
Blzoow!
Ganondorf hit him with the beam sword he had been holding with him. Fox hit the bumper that was disappearing and went straight back towards Ganondorf.
BAAAAAAM!
C. Fox lives two, Ganondorf three.
C. Falco on the other side had managed to grab a star before Y. Link and was pounding him towards the edge. Y. Link quickly grabbed a bomb and threw it C. Falco. Momentarily distracted, Falco grabbed the bomb in midair.
"What a catch! Did you see that?"
Y. Link came forward in a sudden charge and slashed C. Falco down with his sword. The bomb was turning red now, and Y. Link jumped away as C. Falco was blown up into the air. C. Falco was not knocked out, but his percent was at 155. Y. Link was at the edge of the left wing when C. Falco hit the ground. Y. Link tried to grab another bomb, but this time C. Falco went forward in a Fire Bird, knocking Y. Link off the edge. Y. Link's "up B" move made it so he could grab onto the edge, but C. Falco jumped down and was standing on Y. Link's knuckles.
Ping!
"Not nice of masters to throw us in here likes this. I should chokes the life outs of him, yes we shoulds, heh heh… But first wes have to find the neck precious… Oh that stupid hand…" Grothlik had found the opening in the pipe and was following it to where he hoped the Smashers were. Unfortunately, he had gone in all the same directions that the Smashers had gone, and he was gaining fast.
Fortunately, they could hear him coming.
"Oh, yeeessss, we will kills him." Grothlik voice echoed through the pipe.
Ness:…
Mario:…
Yoshi:…
Pikachu:…
Jigglypuff:…
D.K.: Rowaaor!
"Stupid…bastard." Ness hissed at him.
"What was that, eh?" Grothlik said turning, looking into the darkness. "I…see you."
Ness jumped out suddenly and fired.
"PIKA FIRE!"
Ping!
"Hey, you going to let me up, or should I blow you to oblivion?" Y. Link said.
There was silence from the clone bird.
"O.K. then, loser." Y. Link said, pulling out his grappling hook.
Tweeeee! Ctchh!
"Moron." He said, throwing C. Falco down… down… down.
Wham!
Ganondorf was thrown back a few feet by C. Fox's "Fox Illusion" but quickly recovered and swiped down at C. Fox, who narrowly avoided it. Ganondorf then charged forward, bowling C. Fox onto the edge of the wing.
It was then that Ganondorf saw it. It was a small craft, and it was very fast coming right at him.
"Dodge it, you fool, dodge it!" Rasaara's voice crackled on the radio.
Ganondorf jumped back and shielded, and he watched C. Fox slowly advancing toward him, and then…
Twee! twee! twee! twee! twee!
Bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!
Fox was launched off the edge, hit the ship that had shot at him, and fell, to put the score at C. Fox at 1 life, C, Falco at 1 life, Ganondorf at 3 lives, and Y. Link at 3 lives. The clones had, obviously, failed.
Ping!
"Oooooooooh, you've done it now. Luckily my species is quite flame resistant." Grothlik smirked.
"PI…KA…CHUUUUUUUUU!!!"
BRZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
"Apparently, it is not electricity resistant." Ness said to the now completely black Grothlik. "Alright, we're going to have to take him with us. Tie him up and put him on Yoshi."
"But I'ma riding Yoshi!"
"You ever heard of walking?"
"Eh, no."
"Good grief."
Ping!
The clones were not giving up easily now. They had gotten Ganondorf to a percent of 197 and Y. Link at 220. Ganondorf had lost his Beam Sword in an effort to get Falco off the cliff. And Y. Link was now getting shot at by both the clones.
"Look, a barrel's on the right wing!" Troy shouted.
"Finally!" Ganondorf said, grabbing the barrel and throwing it at both of his enemies. The barrel knocked both of the clones over Y. Link and out of the barrel came a Tomato and a Baseball Bat.
"You, grab the Baseball Bat now, while I grab the Tomato." Ganondorf said, starting to run for the items.
"Why do you get the Tomato? My percent's higher!"
"Just grab the dang thing!"
Bam!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"See? I've got the higher percent!" Ganondorf said, though the quick comeback of the clones had surprised him a lot. He quickly grabbed the Tomato and was about to grab the Bat when Y. Link grabbed it first.
"No way. These two are mine."
He ran up to C. Fox, hit over the head and began-
THE FOLLOWING SEQUENCE IS TO VOILENT FOR A PG STORY. WE WILL GIVE YOU THE SOUNDS ONLY FOR SOME TIME.
AUUUUUUUUUGHH! AHHHH! AHHHHH! AHAHA! ARGGGGG! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OOH! OOH! OOOOOOOOH! OWOWOWOWOOWOOWOW! AIEEEEEEEEEEE
THANKYOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. WE WILL NOW CONTINUE AS ORIGINALLY PLANEND.
Both C. Falco and C. Fox were off the cliff. They were about to get back on when the Baseball Bat shot down at them!
buh BAM!
They were ancient history.
"AAAAAAAAND THE WINNER OF THE 3rd FIGHT IS GANONDORF AND YOUNG LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Crazy Hand shouted.
"And we'll be back in five minutes with Tourney Talk, where we will analyze the crucial parts of the fight. After that Samus and Captain Falcon are fighting Link and Zelda. This is Troy Isaacs and Chlöe Larson, on The Tournament of The Century, Guns and Swords!!!!!!!"
Darkwarrior17:Haha! It took me only two days! Go me, go me! Haha! Well anyway, thank you everyone who reviewed.