Lord of the Rings: Middle Earth High
Summary: Merry and Pippin troublemakers, Aragorn and Arwen going to the prom, Legolas, Faramir and Éowyn in drama club, Boromir and Éomer football players, and Gandalf a science teacher? It's Middle Earth High, of course!
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I still don't own LOTR, but now I don't own the song, either. BUT- I do own the lyrics! Go me!
Quick A/N: The song should be sung to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from the movie "Mary Poppins." Sing along if you'd like! If you haven't seen that movie, then that's just sad, and I say that you really need to get out from that rock you live under. But read through the lyrics anyways! By the way, it will change from regularformat to script format, but that shouldn't confuse anybody. It's easier to read and was also easier for me to write. Hope you guys like!
Chapter 11- Scary Terrorizing Mortifying Frightening Horror!
The students now were about to enter, once again, Denethor's dreaded class, and were explaining everything about it to the new students.
"That class is scary!" Pippin exclaimed.
"Terrorizing!" Legolas continued.
"It's mortifying!" Aragorn cried.
"Frightening horror!" Faramir added.
"Iiiiiiiiiit's-" Arwen, Éowyn and Rosie started singing…
Everyone: "Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror!"
Legolas and Aragorn: "The lectures are so boring that it's almost like a murder!"
Faramir and Boromir: "The teacher is a pyro and he smells like a gas burner!"
Everyone: "Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror!"
The Girls: "Um-diddle-um-diddle-um-diddle-ai! Um-diddle-um-diddle-um-diddle-ai!"
Arwen, Éowyn and Boromir: "The class it is so boring that sedate us it does strive!"
Faramir: "The teacher is so crazed he tried to burn his son alive!"
Frodo: "And if you talk out of your turn, he'll threaten you with a knife!"
Everyone: (song stops abruptly) "What?"
Frodo: "It could happen!"
Everyone: (song starts again) "And know if you go in there, there's a chance you won't survive! Oh! Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror!"
Legolas and Aragorn: "The lectures are so boring that it's almost like a murder!"
Faramir and Boromir: "The teacher is a pyro and he smells like a gas burner!"
Everyone: "Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror!"
The Girls: "Um-diddle-um-diddle-um-diddle-ai! Um-diddle-um-diddle-um-diddle-ai!"
Sam and Rosie: "So always make sure that you come and sit down there on time!"
Pippin: "And know that Denethor may think complaining is a crime!"
Merry: "The restroom tax you have to pay has always been a dime!"
Everyone: "But when you leave that class, you see, you'll always feel sublime! Oh! Scary, terrifying, mortifying, frightening, horror!"
Legolas and Aragorn: "The lectures are so boring that it's almost like a murder!"
Faramir and Boromir: "The teacher is a pyro and he smells like a gas burner!"
Everyone: "Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror!"
The Girls: "Um-diddle-um-diddle-um-diddle-ai! Um-diddle-um-diddle-um-diddle-ai!"
Arwen: "We know that we go everyday and it's a horrid bore!"
Éowyn: "It almost seems like class is just another awful chore!"
Éomer: "But if you feel uncertain there is no need to dismay!"
Everyone: "It's only 'bout an hour out of each and every day! Oh!"
At this time, everyone except for Gimli, Théodred, Goldberry, and Tom, who were still watching entranced, formed an enormous kick line, and were kicking with the beat of the song while singing as fast as possible.
Everyone: "Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror!
Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror!
Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror!
Scary, terrorizing, mortifying, frightening, horror! Hey!"
And with that they all struck outrageous poses, ending their song.
"That was fun!" Pippin said.
"Yeah, that was fun. We've never sung before, only with Galadriel in class," Rosie said.
"Fun. Take it while you can before we go in there," Boromir warned.
"So, ready to go?" Éowyn asked as she helped Legolas pull Gollum out of the corner where he'd been hiding the entire performance.
"I'm not so sure…" Goldberry replied, her face stricken at the horrors described in their song.
"Yeah, do we really have to pay a tax to go to the bathroom?" Théodred asked Merry.
"Yep! Hope you brought lots of quarters!" Merry said as he patted his pockets, full of coins. Théodred's eyes became saucers, and he ran off to the bathroom before he would have to pay. When he returned, all of the students walked in to Denethor's classroom, arm in arm, ready to face whatever perilous lectures or torture awaited them.
A/N: After reading other people's so many times, I have finally tried my hand at writing a little song fiction! I know the rhymes aren't the best, but hey, I'm only human! Does anyone like? Dislike? Review and tell me what you think! For those of you that don't like song fictions that much, worry not, this is only a one time thing, and it probably won't happen very often, unless the characters feel like breaking into song again. They're quite unpredictable. I got the idea for using this song from "Supercallousedfragilemidgets" by The Phantom. That songfic is so funny! Go read it! Anyways, hope everyone liked this chapter, and sang along with the lyrics! I was scrolling up and down, singing them over and over…
HERE'S TO THE REVIEWERS!
Countess Jackman- Thanks for all your reviews! Greenday is awesome. I had to put them in Ch. 9. I wanna go to MEH too! I had a dream, once, that I did. I think it was the first day of school, and we were signing up for classes. Funny stuff! That Gollum "ah" thing is hilarious! Now whenever either my friend or I say "my precious," then we start laughing! I can't believe you dislike Arwen as much as me! Virtual high-five! Those ideas are hilarious! I'll use them! By the way, prom is in the spring, so maybe about chapter… 30!
empath89- I'm glad you like the story! I hope I updated soon enough to keep your interest.
ForeverFaramir- No problem reading your fic! It's good! I liked the update, by the way. Poor Faramir, sent out of the city. I'm glad you liked the insults in Ch. 9. They were fun to write. Please keep reading!
Rana Ninque- I'm glad I'm not dominating the story with one character. I don't like the stories where, unless listed as so, one character is in every single scene, taking over the story. The searches really are messed up. For instance, I look for my friend, Lady Varda, and it says there are no results, but if you look under the LOTR section, her story is there with her pen name. The only problem with the two main characters is who to put in, if no one is dominating the story! But I won't drop it, don't worry! I love this story!
druidgoddess113- It's kind of like my school, kind of… Everyone is scared of my English teacher too! Cool! But sadly, we've never someone's science experiment blow up, anyone's hair turn red from it, any Hobbits doing backflips, or had a food fight. Hmm… ##Takes out notebook labeled "Diabolical Plans" and starts scribbling##
Lily Took- Well, I would want some payback after being in a lunch war! Ah, well, too bad for them… Anyways, I'm glad you liked the story! Keep reading!
princessbuttercupstwin- Thank you! I like the idea with Legolas and the stalkers. I'll use it!
Lady-Eliwen- Well, I don't want to keep you from studying, but I'm glad you like it! Writing this is actually stress-reliving, too! We've recently had midterms at my school, so I've been writing A LOT. Luckily, they finished today (Yay!), but I'll still keep posting. I like the idea with Denethor and the fire alarm. I was already thinking of having the fire alarm go off in one of the classes, but I guess great minds think alike!
kingmaker- Hmm, a true geek, ya, my school has a lot of those. I guess everyone really fits in here. I like the idea with Galadriel and Celeborn. I was thinking of Gollum… "Ahhh! Nasty Elves!"
GoldenFaielf- It's no problem mentioning you; after you review so much! I like the idea with Gollum and Bilbo getting trampled, and the students scraping gum off… something. I'm sad to say that I won't be able to use many ideas in the coming chapters; I have the story laid out until about Chapter 21, entitled "Winter Break Begins!" After that, I'll use the ones that you and many other people have submitted, so just keep reading!