Lord of the Rings: Middle Earth High
Summary: Merry and Pippin troublemakers, Aragorn and Arwen going to the prom, Legolas, Faramir and Éowyn in drama club, Boromir and Éomer football players, and Gandalf a science teacher? It's Middle Earth High, of course!
Disclaimer: I remember now- I can own the plot! Go me!
Chapter 12- The Mordor Gang and Extra Strength Advil
"Who are they?"
Denethor asked it, the minute they all walked in the room, referring to the new students.
"Hello to you to," Lothíriel whispered.
Goldberry stepped forth. "Hello, um, sir, we're new students. We just came to school today."
"Good! More victims to torture, I mean, more students to teach! Come on in and have a seat!" Denethor said as the students all did so. "Now," he continued, "we have some more new students! I have contacted Mordor High, and their head principal, Sauron, has agreed to let some transfer students come here to Middle Earth High!"
"Mordor?" Frodo asked nervously.
"I have a question," Pippin said without raising his hand. "Isn't Mordor a part of Middle Earth? Why don't they come to our school, since it's called Middle Earth High?"
"Oh, come on now, Pippin, you don't really think we could fit 100,000 Orcs in our school, do you?" Denethor answered on a whim.
"Orcs?" Sam asked nervously.
"Yes, Mordor, and Ringwraiths, and Orcs…" Denethor said.
"Mordor and Ringwraiths and Orcs, oh my!" everyone chorused. "Mordor and Ringwraiths and Orcs, oh my! Mordor and Ringwraiths and Orcs-" Everyone stopped short as two Uruk-Hai, an Orc, a Ringwraith, and a Goblin walked in.
"OH MY!" everyone yelled in their surprise.
"Welcome to Middle Earth High!" Denethor said gleefully. "Don't be shy, introduce yourselves!"
"I am the Witch-King of Angmar," the, obviously, Witch-King said in a hoarse voice. It then followed with Lurtz and Shagrat the Uruk-Hai, Sharku the Orc, and Stripes the Goblin.
"Wonderful!" Denethor said. "Now sit down, anywhere you'd like." With that, Lurtz and Shagrat sat down on either side of Frodo and Sam, making the hobbits wish that they weren't quite so small. Sharku sat down by Aragorn, making him a little nervous. Stripes sat by Pippin, and finally, the Witch-King sat by Éowyn.
"So today, I'll be talking about verb tenses," Denethor said. "Now, there is past tense, present tense, future tense, past perfect tense, present perfect tense, future perfect tense, past progressive tense, present progressive tense…"
"Lecture time…" Faramir whispered as everyone went back to their daily English class "activities."
"I'm bored, 'Ro," Elladan said to his brother in the back of the classroom.
"Me too, 'Dan," Elrohir replied.
"What'cha wanna do?" Elladan asked.
"I dunno. But I'm so tired! I shouldn't have stayed up last night," Elrohir said.
"What were you doing, again?" Elladan asked.
"Pasting the pages of ada's grade book together," Elrohir said.
"Oh yeah," Elladan said. "Now I remember."
"Lecture… making me tired… can't concentrate…" Elrohir drowsily said. "AHA! I'll take these!" he suddenly exclaimed softly, holding up a bottle of Extra Strength Advil pills.
"Where'd you get those?" Elladan asked.
"Found them on ada's desk a few weeks ago," Elrohir answered. And with that, he took out three of the pills and swallowed them.
"Let me see that!" Elladan said as he grabbed the bottle from his brother. "'Ro, you know you just swallowed three 400 mg pills of Extra Strength Advil?"
"Well, what's that supposed to mean?" Elrohir asked.
"I don't know, but it sounds bad," Elladan answered.
"Well, I don't feel bad," Elrohir said. "In fact, I feel quite better then I have in this class for a long time! In fact, I feel like singing!"
"Don't," Elladan warned, clamping a hand over his brother's mouth.
Elrohir peeled off his brother's hand and began jibbering at the top of his lungs. "Why not?" he asked. "I want to sing! Everyone else sings! Even Gollum sings! But no one likes my singing voice! WHY? Hey, speaking of singing, remember that Christmas medley that we just did in Chorus? Man that was crazy! It was-'"
"Elladan! Be quiet and take your seat, now!" Denethor interrupted, mistaking Elrohir for his twin.
"But he's not-" the real Elladan started.
"I don't want to hear it, Elrohir!" Denethor yelled at Elladan.
"Don't want to hear what?" the real Elrohir shouted. "If someone were asking my opinion, which I note, they're not, I would say that we don't want to hear you lecture us every single-"
"Alright! I'm calling Gandalf!" Denethor yelled. "Elladan, stop yelling and sit in your seat!"
"Elladan? But I'm-" Elrohir started.
"QUIET!" Denethor bellowed. He went to the wall and pressed the button to Gandalf's room. "Yes, Gandalf, I have a little troublemaker here by the name of Elladan." This time Elladan didn't even try to clear his name. "Please come and deal with him," Denethor finished.
Soon enough, Gandalf got to the classroom and pulled out the correct Elladan into the hallway. "Fool of an Undómiel!" he said sharply. "What were you doing that was so bad that I had to come down here during my coffee break?"
"Nothing, sir, honest!" Elladan said innocently.
"Don't try to fool me, little troublemaker!" Gandalf replied. "I still remember last time when you glued me to my seat last time I was in Imladris!"
"That was an accident!" Elladan exclaimed. "And, and… it was all Elrohir's idea!"
"Indeed! Now, I'm going to let you off with a warning, since I wasn't there. But next time this happens, whatever did happen, there will be severe consequences!" Gandalf said.
"Like…" Elladan asked.
"Like lunch detention for a week!" Gandalf said menacingly.
"Yes sir," Elladan said sadly as he walked back into the classroom.
"Sorry about you getting in trouble, 'Dan," Elrohir said to his brother.
"That's alright. It's not your fault no one can tell us apart," Elladan replied. "But you still shouldn't have taken those extra strength pills."
"Pills? What pills?" Elrohir asked, holding up an empty bottle.
"There were no pills?" Elladan asked rhetorically through his clenched teeth.
"ELROHIR!"
A/N: I got the name Stripes for the Goblin from my cat, who is currently bugging me here at my computer and messing up mty typinfg. My friend Lady Varda and I were watching the Fellowship of the Ring, for I dunno, the 5th or 6th time, when we got this joke that one of the Goblins in Moria looks like my cat. Hence: Stripes the Goblin! Sharku was the Orc on the Warg Aragorn got attached to in TTT, by the way. Oh yeah, the Advil thing with Elladan and Elrohir was a story from mz-turner's own experience, submitted in a review… sometime back in Chapter 5, I think. I loved it! Thank you, mz-turner!
By the way, we are up to the 51st review! YES! Does little dance in office chair and puts on party music But I only got eight reviews for the last chapter! C'mon people, I'm trying to get to 100! Reviews practically keep me alive! Now come on, would it hurt two more of you to review? Two? I know there are more readers out there. Therefore, I have decided to hold my chapters ransom. Until I get at least 10 reviews after a new chapter is posted, the next chapter won't be posted! Grr, I'm a tough authoress. Keep reading, and reviewing yall!
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