Lord of the Rings: Middle Earth High
Summary: Merry and Pippin troublemakers, Aragorn and Arwen going to the prom, Legolas, Faramir and Éowyn in drama club, Boromir and Éomer football players, and Gandalf a science teacher? It's Middle Earth High, of course!
Disclaimer: Would you stop rubbing it in? I DON'T OWN LOTR!
Chapter 15- This is a Test
"Alright, keep your papers face down. People, this is a test. No passing notes, no talking, and no wandering eyes," Théoden said as he passed out test papers. He suddenly realized he had forgotten something on his list of "no's."
"And no Morse Code this time, Faramir!" he reprimanded.
"Aw, darn it!" Faramir muttered under his breath.
"You have a time limit of 30 minutes. Ready, and begin!"
& 1 minute later…
"Legolas!" Gimli whispered. "Two already!"
"I'm on 17!" Legolas replied as he scrawled away at his paper.
"I'll have no pointy-ear out-scoring me!" Gimli quietly exclaimed as he began to ferociously scribble around his paper.
"Nineteen!" Legolas updated the score.
"Twenty!" Gimli replied.
"Twenty-one!" Legolas countered.
"Twenty-two!" Gimli answered.
"Twenty-three!"
"Twenty-four!"
"Twenty-five!"
"Twenty-six!"
"Twenty-seven!"
"Twenty-eight!"
"Twenty-nine!"
"Thir-"
"Would you guys shut up?" Pippin interrupted. "I'm trying to concentrate!" he exclaimed as he got back to his work of filling in the bubble sheet so it looked like a smiley face.
&10 minutes later…
Legolas whispered again. "HA! Done the essay!"
Gimli looked frustrated. "That still only counts as one!"
"No talking!" Théoden yelled, and the two shut up.
& After class…
Legolas walked up to Gimli. "Final count," he said, "Forty-two."
"Forty-two?" Gimli asked. "That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling like yourself. I, myself am sitting pretty on forty-three!"
Legolas was about to start cursing that he had lost to a dwarf, however, he was interrupted by manic laughter coming from outside. All the students rushed to the nearest window to see Gollum driving off in Théoden's red Cadillac. "HA HA! STUPID FAT HOBBIT CAN'T GET US NOW!" (more insane laughter).
"Poor damaged soul…" Éomer said, shaking his head. "He never had a chance."
"Well, at least he didn't get Gandalf's new Mustang," Faramir said helpfully. As if on cue, the students saw the black car speeding by, attached to the Cadillac by a long cord.
"I swear, man, you're cursed," Haldir said as the students walked off, leaving the twi teachers to weep about their stolen cars.
A/N: That was short, lol. Just a short lil' thing to help the story along. Hmmm, football is coming up next chapter! I need ideas for the mascots! MEH will be playing MHS (Mordor High School), so any ideas will be great! I was thinking of the Eagles and the Wargs, but what about all you readers think? Ah yeah, thanks to X-EvEnStAr-X and InterLinea for the ideas about the Legolas/Gimli contest and Gollum escaping…again. Love yall! Anyways, reviews, reviews, let's see…
Countess Jackman- Thanks! By the way, Éowyn and Aragorn. I still dislike Arwen, but what about Faramir? Ah well, doesn't always have to be canon, lol.
mz-turner- Yes… Legolas is cute… ALRIGHT! Anyways, sorry this Chapter 14 was so overdue, I kept meaning to work on it… Well, here's another chapter!
Princess Rue of Mirkwood- (to all the reviews!) Thanks! I'm so glad I don't focus on one or two characters much. Unless listed as such, that can get very annoying. Thanks for putting me on your faves! BTW, you went shopping in Athens? I want to go to Athens!
One Feather- Yay! Well, what did you expect, Gollum to be on the football team? Just kidding, I can just see him sitting there, typing away…
Faerlas- Thanks! I was watching TTT and thought, "Hey! I could use this!" Glad you liked!
Person- Well, here you go!
empath89- Thank you! Here's an update!
quillian91- Yay! Gollum is funny… Thanks for the idea! Seems like everyone wants bad things to happen to Gimli during football…
Eleniel of the Stars- It would see like Éowyn, no? Here's another chappie!
Dramatica- (to all!) Thanks! I agree, LOTR was such a good book. I took a while to read… but still! Ah yes, we did have to dissect the froggies. It was… interesting. That's all I'm sayin'…
kingmaker- Thank you for the compliments! Glad you liked the movie dialogue; I think it worked well. LOL, Legolas seems like the Alex Sanchez user mold. Well, Gimli would probably say the same about Legolas. Anywho, thanks for reviewing!