Before I say anything, I'm SOOOOOOOOO sorry it took so long to update! I had internet problems again, but the comp guy came today and fixed them! YAY!
IMPORTANT MESSAGE I'M TOO LAZY TO FIND OUT THE NUMBER: LALALA! I have no life…so I'm on a writing frenzy! I've read too many romances and they are affecting my writing and haunting my brain…and guess what? They are all about Raven and Beast Boy…including the next chapter for High School…YES, PEOPLE I HAVE STAR'S NEXT CHAPTER OF HIGH SCHOOL! But, it will be moved (soon, I hope) to her account, linkinparkh2over, I think it was…OK, that was the Shippo side of me just now…don't mind that! I'll make another comic up because I can't remember any more famous ones…
Pichu: running around holding holding a book HA HA HA! At last!
Shippo: OOOOO! Wha'cha get, Pichu?
Pichu: It's whisper whisper
Shippo: wide eyes . GIMME! I wanna see!
Pichu: OK, but we hafta run or…
Raven: PIIIIIIIIIIICHU!
Pichu: Oh no.
Shippo: Crap!
Pichu: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Raven: GIVE ME THAT YOU LITTLE RUNT!
Shippo: Just give back the dang book!
Pichu: After all these minutes of trying to get it? I think not!
Raven: AZARATH METRION ZIN—!
Pichu: On second thought…! throws book over shoulder and runs with Shippo far away
Raven: Heh…that was easy…picks up book (says "Raven's diary" on it)
ELSEWHERE…
Hayate: WOOF! WOOF!
Ed: Gimme that watch you little—!
Al: Nii-san! Don't hurt the doggy!
Gasp It's a conspiracy of IHOP to steal the precious items of others! (Dun dun dun!)
Heh…heh…not very good…I'll do a real one now ('cause they're funnier) and because I'm feeling nice! And I know that "funnier" is not a word before Koga's lecturing me about that…
Chibi Neko: asleep in coffin I will be asleep for the next 30 years…
Nyago: holds up a ringing alarm clock Wake up!
Chibi Neko: --; You can find me in 30 years. Good night.
Kirby: plugging ears from still ringing alarm clock Shut that thing off! OK, where's the Harp of Ages!
Nyago: holds up Harp of Ages You mean this?
Kirby: Yeah yeah, just give it.
Nyago: 50 cent fee!
Kirby: Eh heh, nevermind…
Nyago: Just kidding!
Kirby: OK, then, how much? $100?
Nyago: It's free!
Kirby: It better be!
Nyago: gives him Harp Be careful with it!
Kirby: drops it Oops…
Nyago: Now it's a $500 fee!
Kirby: Just kidding! It's right here! pulls out real Harp
Nyago: Good!
30 years later…
Kirby: with beard, glasses, and cane, knocking on CN's coffin Chibi Neko, open up…
Nyago: fishing
Coffin opens and a little fox comes out
Little Fox: Hi, I'm Chibi Kitsune. Chibi Neko's gone, by the way…
Kirby: takes off beard, glasses and cane and throws them away, revealing same young Kirby HA! Fooled you! It hasn't been 30 years! finds note on the ground
Note:
To Kirby and the fishing kitty:
Gone on vacation. Chibi Kitsune's my cousin, he'll take over for now. Later.
Chibi Neko
Kirby: scratching head Huh?
Phew! That was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG one, but good, yes? OK, now the reviews!
Yunie/Hawkeye: HA HA HA! Funny! But she would shoot me too if I did something about it, you know…btw, Nyago, that was excellent timing!
Kitsune Vampire girl: Eh heh…maybe your right, they are evil. And I probably won't put in The Grudge because I will save that for another story evil grin heh heh heh!
Ravenfairie: Thank you!
TheLegendofZelda: sarcastically: Very funny, Chibi! I'm just cracking up over here (jk it really was funny) Oh, yes! Look up her sn, people!
Rea and bb fan: Thank you so much! A lot of people told me it wasn't scary, though…oh well! I don't listen to them anyway.
Coolcatjas: Thank you! Again, people tell me it's funny and not scary…
Gir the halo freak: AH HA HA HA! Well, I should hope not! (jk)
OK, and…ACTION! …wait, I'm writing this…I'm smart (Yunie, don't say anything)!
Beast Boy was still walking to his room. He was fuming. "I hate them! They just had to rub it in my face like that!" Upon arriving at his room, he opened the door, stomped in, and plopped down on his bed angrily. He lay there for a few minutes before his anger faded away and was replaced with exhaust. He yawned and rolled over, and in a few minutes was asleep.
Meanwhile, in Raven's room, things were exploding like crazy. She had gathered a bunch of miscellaneous boxes from the basement and was focusing her energy on them and purposely making them blow up, it's contents spewing out onto her floor. She floated cross-legged in the air, eyes closed, while and other things flew up in the air around her.
Who was that girl anyway? What was she talking about? (BOOM! A box of old books blew up) Did she have any connection to Samara? What about the movie? Was it real? (BOOM! More things like binders and such were scorched) And what Beast Boy said…she was going to kill him for that…! BOOM! A box of video games exploded and came raining back down around her. She phased through the floor and outside her room so as not to be hit in the head again, until the thumps subsided. Then she cautiously reentered her room. Playstation and Nintendo games littered her floor.
"Great. My room is now a junkyard…" she sighed, picking up the discarded items and stacking them outside her door. Then she pieced together (as best she could) the boxes she had destroyed and placed the unwanted things inside. When she was done, she found that most of her anger had gone, and, looking down the hall, she made her decision.
She quietly opened the door before her. "Beast Boy? Can I talk to you for a second…?" She listened. There was no sound. She moved into the room and was greeted by the sound of snoring. She backed out of the room and closed the door. Making a mental note to come back later, she walked away.
Cyborg, Robin, and Starfire were now coming up the stairs, discussing the day's events.
"I think we've had enough stress for today," Robin said, remembering Starfire's collapse. "Why don't we do something fun?"
Cyborg looked at him. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"SUPER SMASH BROTHERS TOURNAMENT!" they shouted together. "Come on, Star, wanna play?" Robin asked as Cyborg took off down the hall.
Starfire's stony face instantly turned into a smile. "Of course!"
Raven listened to the sound of Cyborg running past her room, shouting loudly, "TOURNAMENT! TOURNAMENT! COME ONE AND ALL TO WATCH CYBORG WIN! BOO-YAH!"
Raven shook her head. They were so immature, especially Beast Boy. "Stop thinking about Beast Boy!" she thought angrily. She heard a knock on her door. She didn't say anything.
"Raven, are you there?"
"Come on in, Starfire."
Starfire opened the door, a grin plastered on her face, something Raven hadn't seen in a long time. "Would you perhaps join us in the Brothers of Super Smash Tournament?"
Raven's instinct was to say no; she didn't do the video games. But Starfire's carelessness was contagious, and Raven found herself saying, "Whatever…I would love watching them act like two-year-olds…"
Starfire knew this meant success. "Then come with me!" And, grabbing Raven's wrist, she pulled her out of her room and down the hall, rounding the corner just as Beast Boy emerged from his room.
When Starfire and Raven entered the living room, Cyborg was hooking up the Game Cube. "It's almost ready, ya'll! Better sit down!"
Robin was already seated. Starfire sat down next to him and Raven sat by her. The TV screen suddenly showed the Game Cube logo, and Cyborg straightened up, four controllers in hand. "Hey, where's BB? Isn't he gonna play?" he asked, looking around. Raven's eyebrow twitched.
As if on cue, Beast Boy entered through the doors, his hair going every which way. "Dude, wuz goin' on…I was napping…" he mumbled. Cyborg quickly rushed over before he had a chance to register exactly who was in the room. Cyborg, Robin, and Starfire had devised a plan for BB and Raven to make up.
"C'mon, BB, we're about to start our weekly SSB Tournament!" Cyborg said, leading Beast Boy to the sofa and pushing him onto it. Still groggy, Beast Boy looked to his right and saw Raven looking angrily at him. He yelped.
"Cy, who's going first?" Robin asked. "There are four controllers max, but all five of us are playing, so…"
"It's me and you in the prelims!" Cyborg said.
"All right!"
As soon as the "versus" mode had been selected, Cyborg and Robin proceeded to choose their characters. Robin chose Roy for starters, while Cyborg chose Captain Falcon. They selected their arena (Hyrule Temple) and the fight commenced.
The two players rushed at each other. Roy swung his sword at Captain Falcon, knocking him down for all of two seconds. Captain Falcon dashed around him and hit him from behind with a flurry of punches.
"Boo-yah!" Cyborg cried.
Despite the attempt to apologize to him earlier, Raven was still angry with Beast Boy. He was the one who should be apologizing to her. She got up to leave, but when she tried to open the doors, they were shut and locked tight. She turned around slowly, fuming. "CYBORG…!"
"Sorry, Raven! We started the tournament and no one will be leaving until we have a winner!" Cyborg called, cursing when Captain Falcon flew off the screen.
"Open…the…door…NOW!" she said.
"Yeah!" Beast Boy called, also standing by the door.
Cyborg paused the game and held up a tiny remote. "OK OK!" he cried, pushing a big green button. The doors opened and the two titans went through. Cyborg turned around and winked at Robin and Starfire. They grinned.
Raven and Beast Boy avoided each other's eyes as the doors shut behind them. They both were thinking the same thing.
"Uh…I just wanted to say I'm sorry," they both said at the same time. They looked at each other with wide eyes. Then Beast Boy laughed and Raven smiled.
"You…smiled at me!" Beast Boy gasped. "The world is ending!"
"Don't push it."
Just then, they heard the sound of applause back in the living room. Apparently, someone had won. The two of them walked back to the living room to find Robin jumping up from the couch in triumph and Cyborg glaring at him.
"I will get you Robin…" Cyborg muttered. Robin just grinned.
"Who's up next?" Robin asked. Starfire jumped up and down and shouted, "Raven and I shall go next!"
"OK, then," he replied, handing his controller to her.
As Cyborg passed Raven, he handed her his controller, muttering angrily under his breath.
Starfire sat by Raven, grinning from ear to ear. Raven smirked as they chose their characters. Starfire chose Pichu and Raven chose Kirby ("So, it's a cute character theme?" Beast Boy asked. Raven knew where he was going and glared at him angrily, although it was just a warning and she didn't really mean it.) The field was Hyrule Temple again, and the battle started.
Pichu dashed right up to Kirby and headbutted him over and over. Kirby counterattacked with a flurry of punches that did equal damage back to Pichu. Pichu released a tiny bolt of electricity at Kirby, but he jumped and positioned himself above the electric mouse, turned into a rock and smooshed him. After recovering, Pichu summoned a thunderbolt down on Kirby and himself, frying the pink marshmallow.
They continued on in this fashion for a while. Finally, the characters froze, Pichu in mid-step and Kirby in mid-turning-into-a-rock-to-try-to-crush-Pichu. Applause sounded from the speakers and Pichu was shown doing a little dance while Kirby applauded politely.
"Looks like you won, Star!" Robin congratulated her. Starfire giggled.
"What! I wanna battle Star and see how good she REALLY is!" Cyborg shouted. "Raven, I challenge you!" he cried, pointing dramatically at her (like in Pokemon .)
Sweat-drops all around. "Uh…yeah…" Raven said. She handed him the controller.
"Yes!" Cyborg yelled in triumph. "I will rule all! MWA HA HA HA!"
More sweat-drops. "Just choose your character already…"
Cyborg's vein throbbed as he chose Bowser. ("I won't be defeated so easily this time!") As they were choosing the field, Raven said, "Let's throw in a little twist, shall we?" And with that, she selected Pokemon Floats. Cyborg gulped.
"But Bowser doesn't jump that high!" he complained.
"Exactly…"
"Aw, man!" Cyborg cried. Beast Boy snickered. "Can it!" Cyborg yelled at him.
"Excuse me, genius, but your character just fell of the Chansey…" Raven informed him. Cyborg gasped and started pushing buttons like crazy.
Raven indeed had the advantage in this round, and Cyborg lost again.
"Who's up next?" she asked in a bored tone as tears poured out of Cyborg's eyes.
"Me and Star in the next round!" Robin replied as Starfire jumped up and down.
"What about me!" Beast Boy cried angrily.
"You can go in the next round," Raven said to him. Beast Boy stuck out his lower lip and pouted.
"OK, Star, don't expect me to go easy on you!" Robin said, choosing Link as his character.
"And do not expect me to easy the go on you, either!" Starfire retorted playfully, picking Pichu again.
"Go Robin!" Beast Boy cried.
"Go Starfire!" Cyborg yelled.
"Uh, go someone?" Raven said.
For the next few minutes, Link and Pichu fought each other in Hyrule Temple. When time was called everyone leaned forward anxiously. It was no surprise that Pichu appeared doing the dance again.
"Way to go, Star!" Cyborg cried.
"Yeah!" Beast Boy yelled.
"Yay for Pichu," Raven cheered sarcastically.
"I believe I have won, Robin!" Starfire said.
"And I think it's finally my turn now!" Beast Boy shouted. Robin tossed him the controller.
"Fine! It's your turn already!" he yelled. Beast Boy grinned as he plopped down on the couch, controller in hand.
"Oh no you don't you little grass stain!" Cyborg shouted. "I challenge you!" (Another dramatic point) Everyone face-faulted.
"Yeah, dude…" Beast Boy said, looking around nervously.
"Prepare to meet your doom!" Cyborg stared at Beast Boy with a mad gleam in his eyes. Beast Boy squeaked (A/N: I like that word!)
"Scaaaaaaaaaaaary!" Beast Boy cried in a high-pitched voice, holding the controller over his head.
"Cyborg, quit scaring Beast Boy and choose your character already!" Robin said.
"Fine…"
Cyborg chose Ganondorf ("YOU ARE GOING DOWN!") and Beast Boy chose DK. They selected their field (Hyrule Temple again!) and started.
Five minutes later…
"You…beat…me…"
"Nyah ha!"
"I lost…my Super Smash Brothers career is over…" a giant puddle was on the floor around where Cyborg sat.
"I didn't know that robots were scientifically capable of producing that much water…" Raven commented, causing Cyborg to cry harder and Beast Boy to look at her in utter perplexity.
"Please, Cyborg, do not cry," Starfire tried to console her friend, but it wasn't working. She gave Robin a "help me please" look.
"It's just a game," Robin said, receiving Starfire's message.
"OK! Robin, let's go!" Beast Boy called from the couch.
"You're on!"
Link vs. Young Link, Hyrule Temple.
"This is awkward…" Raven said as the older Link and younger Link attacked each other, each player pushing the buttons on their controllers madly.
Eventually, youth prevailed, and Beast Boy won again.
"YEAH!"
"Wow. I guess all those extra hours of video-gaming out paid off," Robin remarked sarcastically. Beast Boy glared at him.
"I wish to play next!" Starfire cried.
"OK, Star, but I'm warning you, I won't go easy on you!" Beast Boy told her.
"That's what they all say…" Raven said.
But turned out that Beast Boy wasn't kidding. He was on a winning streak. "Hey, Raven! You and me in the finals!" he yelled.
"Joy…"
"Go Raven!" Starfire and Robin cried. Cyborg was still crying at the kitchen table.
Kirby vs. Yoshi, Hyrule Temple.
"Let's do this!"
"Beast Boy?"
"Yeah?"
"It's just a game…"
"Oh…right!"
"Boys…"
YAY! SSB Tournament! Who do you guys want to win? I know it's a dumb little side event, but I wrote it because I REALLY like that game! And because our group went to Chibi's house and had our own little mini-tournament…so, yeah! Review and tell me if you want Raven or BB to win…or if you really couldn't care less…OK, that's it then! RSVP (review instead of respond)…OK OK, lame, sorry! Bye!