Chapter 4: Getting Ready

"Okay, Jack. Here's your schedule of my Bowser's Dating Class!" said Bowser.

"Um… okay," said Jack, nervously.

We left off when Bowser, the main character (believe it or not), has promised the deal of DK that he will make Jack and Celia couples. With the aid of Samus, Mario, Genis, and the new friend, Sabin, Bowser may get the chance to be trusted. Well, let's find out!

"So come back to my room on Saturday morning, okay?"

"Yeah… I think."

"Well, see ya!"

So Jack left Bowser's room.

"Okay, let's get started here!" commanded Bowser.

"Yeah!" said the whole group. (Samus, Genis, Mario, and Sabin.)

"Samus and Sabin, go find Celia and talk with her. Take notes, but don't let her find out you're working for me," instructed Bowser

"On it!" said Sabin and Samus.

They left the room.

"Genis, go find Jack and tell him if he needs to be smart," said Bowser.

"Yes, Bowser!" replied Genis.

Genis left the room.

"Okay, Mario. Try to make recipes for the date," ordered Bowser.

"With-a pleasure!" answered Mario.

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in!" said Bowser.

Nightmare came in.

"Oh, Night-a-mare! What-a brings you here?" asked Mario.

"Well um… you see… I can't… um, look… well, it's like this… my, um… I don't know… look, see… can I… um… I can't put it like this… is it okay… or maybe I shouldn't… maybe I'll try later… or now… I think…" answered Nightmare.

"Will you just get to the point, Nightmare!" shouted Bowser. (Sheesh!)

"Okay um… may I borrow a cup of sugar? But without the sweet part."

"Why you want-a sugar with-a no sweet?" wondered Mario.

"Well, you see… it's like this… I didn't mean for sugar… I meant souls… yeah… I think."

"Sorry, Night-a-mare! We have no what-you-a-call-it souls."

"Oh… I see… I think."

Nightmare left the room.

"What was that all about?" asked Bowser.

"I dunno," replied Mario.

"Well, he wasted five minutes of my life." (He owes me!)

"I'll just-a go write some recipes."

So Bowser went to design their room to look like a restaurant.

"I can't believe you would really call this room a restaurant!"

"Around the world! Around the world!" sang Mario.

Well, Mario is listening to the headphones and practicing his cooking with style.

So three hours later…

"Well, after working hard on redecorating this room, I think it looks nice," said Bowser.

"Yeah, barely," Genis insulted.

Yup, the room looks like a real mess.

"Well, its kind-a ugly, Bowser. A girl would-a scream like it'sa fire in here!" said Mario.

Suddenly, Samus and Sabin came in the room.

"Hey, guys. Aahohmygoddaroomsmonfire!" screamed Samus.

"What the hell is this?" yelled Sabin.

"Well, the room is ruined," replied Genis.

"Hey! At least we can call it The Mario Bros. Dungeon Pasta Restaurant!" said Bowser

"Hey-a! That is-a not nice!" said Mario, angrily.

"You know I'm just joking! Well, I'm not a good architect, am I?" asked Bowser.

"No, you're not," answered Genis.

"Thanks a lot, Genis! Yeah, really!"

"Why don't we just redecorate it again, but with our help, this time," suggested Sabin.

"Wow, really?" asked Bowser.

"Yeah!" replied the group.

"Thanks, guys."

"Hey-a, that's what friends-a are for!" said Mario.

"Okay, no chatting! The date is two days from now! Let's get moving!" instructed Bowser.

Mmyess… Bowser has learned a small lesson today and that's about it.

Next: Chapter 4: What a Disaster!