Due to the fact that the few fans that he has are going to kill him for taking so long to update, Darkwarrior17 has left one of his characters to do anything at the beginning or end of this chapter.

Rasaara: Hi everybody! To start we'll have a short list of excuses from Darkwarrior17 about why he didn't update for so long.

Lack of reviews.

Vacation, Fourth of July, and end of the school year stuff.

Thinking and working on other story. (Nintendo Wars: Part 1)

Writers block.

Other random, miscellaneous things.

Rasaara: OK! Next are reviews, including the only one from Nintendo Wars.

Roy-Marth: Wow. That was the longest review Darkwarrior17 has ever gotten. THANKS!

Samusgirl1500: I'm not your favorite character? DANG YOU KRIMA!

XiaoDarkcloud: No, the dash doesn't count and it isn't a typo. That was Ganondorf being stupid.

XiaoDarkcloud: If you hate to root for Ganondorf, then why not root for Samus? Do you dislike Samus more than Ganondorf? Or was it because Young Link was on his team?

XiaoDarkcloud (From Nintendo Wars): He knows who Marth and Roy are and there backgrounds and everything, he just made different characters for them. I mean c'mon! None of the characters have the same role except Ganondorf.

Rasaara: And that is that! See you at the end of the chapter and possibly throughout it.

Guns and Swords

XIV

The Final Round: Part II

Grothlik had led his team of clones to the lowest levels of The Crazy Castle. You could hardly call it part of the castle, for this was the first time it had been explored for a reasonable length of time. They had pretty much been walking in circles for a while, Grothlik still using the help of his device.

Fox was becoming increasingly tired as they marched through the overheated basement. His clones seemed to be completely fine, never looking in the least bit tired. Fox was about to faint from exhaustion when Grothlik stopped and started cursing.

"DAMN LITLLE DEVICES! WHY MUST I BE CURSED TO BREAK EVERY ELECTRONIC DEVICE I TOUCH!" Grothlik shouted while beating the machine.

"Sir? Do you think there is some other sort of factor for the short circuiting? Such as the heat from the area?" One of the clones next to Fox said.

"Or the batteries could be dead!" Fox said, while thinking DUH.

Grothlik was about to reply when the rock he was sitting on got up and threw him into the lava flow.

The clones quickly raised their blasters and fired at the rock, which from now on we will call Red Kirby, but it flipped out of the way and hid behind another rock in the area.

Behind the rock, Red Kirby took out his cell phone and called up the other Kirbys.

"HELP!" He shouted into the phone, and then flipped it off. Don't want to waste minutes, especially while roaming.

The clones were continuing to blast the rock of which Red Kirby was hiding behind, and Fox was beginning to wonder how much longer it would take for the rock to crumble. He never got to find out, though, because another Kirby (We'll call this one Green Kirby) ran up and grabbed him, pulled him way up into the air, and brought him slamming down on top of the clones' heads. As tempted as he was to shoot Green Kirby, he started pummeling the nearest clone.

Ping!

"Hey Rasaara, shouldn't we be figuring out a way to get to Fox?" Falco asked.

Rasaara didn't reply, and instead turned to one of his many monitors.

"Hello?"

Rasaara typed something.

"Rasaara?"

Tyepity Tyepity Tyepity Tyepity.

"HELLO!"

Tyepity Tyepity Tyepity Tyepity.

"RASAARA, STOP IGNORING ME!"

"Shut up! You're giving me a headache!" Krima yelled.

"He won't answer me!" Falco whined.

Krima walked up to Rasaara, and pulled the head phones out of his ears.

"Hey, what the-"

Snap!

"OWWWW!"

"There. I think you have his attention." Krima walked off, her wings twitching.

"…Okay."

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR ANYWAY!"

"I asked a question. What were you listening to?"

"Queen's Greatest Hits, disc two. Now what was the question?"

"Uhhhhhh…"

"Don't tell me."

"Wait, wait, it had something to do with Fox."

"You want watch the Simpsons, on Fox?"

"No, the person Fox!"

"Oh… You want to watch Fox with Fox."

"NO! I want to do something with Fox that has nothing to do with the channel Fox!"

"So you want to watch Futurama on Cartoon Network?"

"NO! I WANT TO GO DOWN AND HELP FOX!"

"Okay. Then for starters you'll need to-"

"Wait a minute… you did that on purpose, didn't you? With all the stupid things, so I'd remember?"

"Umm, let me think a sec. Yeah." Rasaara smirked. Krima sat in the corner laughing.

"You better be reading the funny pages!" Falco shouted at Krima.

"Anyway, you want to save Fox, right?"

"Yeah, I think we've established that."

"Well, I don't think that's possible."

"Why not?"

"Well, we have secret exits from this room leading to every area in the castle. Except the basement."

"Well why can't we just let me out near an elevator and I could head down from there?"

"For starters, there's only one elevator that leads to the basement. And all the entrances near that one have been destroyed."

"THEN LET ME OUT AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN!" Being stupid, Falco forgot that the Crazy Hand could probably hear every word he just said.

From the message on the radio, it sounded as though he had. "All units, guard elevator 2B. Post as many watches as possible with in a radius of 30 feet, and keep watches along the way. If you see anything suspicious, report to your commanding officer at once."

"Ooooh… Crap."

"I could have sworn I told you NOT TO YELL!"

Ping!

"Well, here we are, with the two finalists about to kill each other. Young Link and Captain Falcon were eliminated a few seconds ago, and now we have Ganondorf and Samus left, each with two lives. And now a word from our sponsor." Troy Isaacs said.

"Wait sir, they're fighting again!"

"Oh, yes, so they are!"

So they were. Samus had shot a homing missile at Ganondorf, but he shielded and then ran for cover. Samus shot another, and then charged her blaster. Ganondorf came in with Wizards' Foot and knocked Samus into the air. He then tried to punch her as she came down, but Samus started dropping bombs, distracting him momentarily as she landed, and then spun into Ganondorf. This tactic caught Ganondorf off guard, and, out of desperation, was forced to run away. This gave time for Samus to begin charging, but this time on a floating platform. Ganondorf then tried to get under the platform and jump up into Samus, but she rolled off the platform and continued charging. Ganondorf jumped down, trying to get on top of Samus, but as he was jumping she finished charging her blaster.

BOOM

"Oh, my! A fully charged cannon blast at minimal range! That's got to hurt."

"Um, sir?" Chlöe pointed to one of the cameras. "Ganondorf is coming this way fast."

"What? Oh. I doubt he'll get this far."

Ganondorf's thoughts: "Closer…"

"He's getting pretty close, sir."

"He can't make it."

"Closer…"

"Sir, he's still coming!"

"I'm sure he'll miss."

"Closer…"

"Sir, we're in a Blimp!"

"Closer…"

"Oh, come on, we're thousands of feet up!"

"Closer…"

"SO WHAT? HE'S STILL COMING FAST!" Chlöe was now hysterical.

"Almost…"

"Oh come on, what are the chances that he'd-"

"There."

The noise of the gas escaping from the blimp was not quite enough to drown out Chlöe.

"I TOLD YOU! SEE? SEE? THIS IS WHY I SHOULD BE THE BOSS AROUND HERE! I'M NOT AN IDIOT!"

"OH C'MON, AT LEAST I HAVE EXPEIRENCE! YOU CAN BARELY DO ANYTHING!"

"ONLY BECAUSE YOU NEVER LET ME, YOU POMPUS BAFOON!"

"OOOH! CLEVER WIT! I'M SURPRISED THAT'S NOT IN YOUR JOB REVIEW, EVERYTHING ELSE IS, YOU BRATTY, BRIBING, LITTLE-"

"YOU MAY CALL ME A BRAT, BUT I WOULD NEVER BRIBE MY WAY INTO A JOB!"

"OH! HOW ABOUT BLACKMAIL, HUH? I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO GET IN HERE, YOU-"

BEooooooooo…

"I'm sorry, but we are experiencing some technical difficulties." Rasaara's voice crackled on the P.A. "Please be patient as we play some music. Have a nice day." Beatles 1 then came on, and the blimp continued to fall towards the stands.

Meanwhile, Samus was aiming her blaster at the hole where Ganondorf punched through.

"Wait for it…"

Ganondorf poked his head out of the blimp, and saw Samus fire her blaster.

"Perfect…" He jumped out of the blimp. The blast missed, and headed straight into the flammable gasses pouring out of the blimp. It was quite an explosion. Luckily, the crew ejected out of the blimp before the explosion. Ganondorf was sent rocketing straight towards Samus. Samus was charging her blaster. People began fleeing from the stands as the flaming wreckage hurtled towards them.

Ganondorf was getting closer to Samus, and Samus was almost done charging.

Five…

"Almost there…"

Four…

"Almost done…"

Three…

"C'mon…"

Two…

"One more second…"

One…

Ganondorf made contacted with Samus at 114 mph. This probably would have only killed Samus, if she hadn't fired her blaster .286 seconds after contact. Both were sent rocketing away, now with one life each.

Ping!

The Beatles was blasting in Rasaara's room also, and it was driving Falco crazy.

"CAN'T YOU TURN THAT DOWN?" He shouted. "I HATE THE BEATLES!"

"HOW ABOUT ANOTHER CD?" Rasaara shouted back.

"WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?"

"QUEEN'S GREATEST HITS DISK ONE, TWO, AND THREE, BARENAKED LADIES GREATEST HITS, AND JURASSIC PARK SOUNDTRACK. OH AND A STAR WARS SOUND TRACK, TOO."

"OH MY GOD THIS SUCKS! PUT IN ONE OF THE QUEEN CDs!" Falco resumed plugging his ears until Rasaara took the Beatles out.

"Put it on track twelve." Krima said from her corner. Rasaara looked at the small booklet.

"Oh yes…" Rasaara got a devilish grin.

"What's track twelve?" Falco asked. Rasaara proceeded to put the CD in. "What's track twelve?" Rasaara pressed play. "WHAT IS IT?" The CD player whirred for a second… and then I'm Going Slightly Mad began to blast on every single speaker in the area.

"Oh…" Falco said, and the banging on the door suddenly got louder and more violent.

"I WILL KILL ANY ONE WHO IS IN THIS ROOM! YOU-"

"Ooh, it appears we blew a fuse." Rasaara said, smirking.

"Yeah, that's not too hard, considering how many times we've tried." Krima said, going back to her newspaper.

"I'm one card short of a full deck,"

"I WILL KILL YOU-"

"I'm not quite the shilling."

"UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD-"

"One wave short of a shipwreck,"

"AND THEN I'LL SLICE UP YOUR BODIES-"

"I'm not my usual billing."

"AND THEN JUMP ON THE PIECES-"

"I'm coming down with a fever,"

"UNTIL THEY ARE SMALLER PIECES-"

"I'm really out to sea."

"AND THEN I'LL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"This kettle is boiling over,"

"How can you jump on stuff? You're a floating hand!"

"I'm think I'm a banana tree!"

"How can you antagonize him like that?" Falco asked, looking slightly appalled.

"Oh yeah."

Ping!

Back underground, Fox and the two Kirbys were out numbered twenty to three. The other Kirbys were coming as fast as they could, which wasn't very fast, considering size of leg and width of middle.

"TAKE THAT!" Fox yelled, doing a jump kick into one of the clones. "AND THIS!" He yelled punching another in the jaw.

Red Kirby fired green fireballs from behind the rock, which had crumbled from the blaster shots. This caused much confusion among the clones, but not as much as when another Kirby (we'll call this one Yellow) came shooting down from the top of the cave in its rock form. The blast knocked two of the clones into the lava, and as they did Grothlik crawled out of it, shouting.

"THOUGHT YOU COULD KILL ME OFF THAT EASY, HUH! WELL, I'M FIREPROOF!" A well-aimed blaster shot from Fox knocked him back into the lava. He crawled out again and shouted into his radio, "Send back up!"

Ping!

People were streaming out of the stadium as the burning mass that used to be a GoodYear blimp crashed into the stands. Anyone who was stupid enough to stay there was cooked alive and served as the chicken nuggets at Blue Lake Fine Arts Camp. But that's beside the point.

Ganondorf was sent flying back as a smart missile exploded feet away from him. He jumped out of the way as another one of the missiles zoomed at him. Samus was about ten yards away and firing missile after missile, knowing that Ganondorf couldn't dodge forever. Suddenly Ganondorf shot forward with the speed of a large bunny. A missile struck him in the face and sent him flying in the other direction, like a large bunny being struck by a missile.

"HA! How do you like that one?" Samus shouted, firing another missile. This one, however, Ganondorf caught. "Oooh…" Samus said, as Ganondorf threw the missile back.

Ping!

"I'm knitting with only one needle,"

BOOM!

"Unraveling fast it's true."

"Um, guys? I think he's getting through." Falco said, pointing to the steel door that was groaning and bending inward.

"I'm driving only three wheels these days,"

"You know, I think you're right." Rasaara said, looking at the door.

"But my dear how about you?"

"Give me half a minute." Krima said, going to her corner.

"I'm going slightly mad!"

"What's she doing?" Falco asked, drawing his blaster.

"I'm going slightly mad!"

"Getting psyched." Rasaara replied. He suddenly screwed up his face, and he looked very much like he was going to puke.

"It finally happened!"

"What the hell?" Falco said, looking at Rasaara, and edging away. Suddenly two extra arms sprouted from his stomach area, and wings of a dragonfly sprouted out of his back.

"It finally happened!"

"Whoa…"

Krima came out of her corner, looking no different then before, except her wings were out and enlarged greatly. There was another loud noise and the sound of metal bending was heard.

"You two get out. I'll handle him." Krima said, shoving them towards one of the secret exits.

BOOM!

"So what are we supposed to do while you do this?"

"Destroy everyone and everything."

"Just like old times, eh?" Rasaara smirked and flew off.

"Wait for me!"

BOOM!

SKREECH!

"Let's go."

And Crazy Hand flew through the blown open door.

Ping!

Down in the basement, the clones' numbers had been reduced to four, and Kirby had just arrived to blow them into the lava. Grothlik had swum to the other shore, where he climbed up a ladder which presumably led out of the basement.

"Let him go. He's just an idiot." Fox said to the Kirbys. "So… Now what?" The Kirbys looked at each other and ran for the elevator. "HEY! WAIT FOR ME!"

Ping!

"Damn button's stuck." Said one of the officers as he tried to get on the elevator. "GET A TECH DOWN HERE AND STEP ON IT!"

"DING! Thank you for riding on me today, and have a pleasant trip." The happy elevator said, opening its doors.

"GET YOUR GUNS READY!" The officer shouted, pointing his own at the elevator.

The doors were fully open, revealing nothing.

"Check it out." The officer said to two of his patrol. The two were about to go in when there was a whirring noise. A small bomb began to walk out. "What is it?" The officer said, about to touch with his finger.

"SIR, DON'T TOUCH-!"

KaBOOOOOOOOOM!

Everyone in a ten foot radius was blown away, and Yellow, Red, Green, Kirby and Fox jumped down from the top.

"C'mon!" Fox shouted as he ran down a hallway, the Kirbys at his heels.

Ping!

Ganondorf punched Samus in the face, sending her sprawling down the tunnel. He leapt after her, but she shot him with her blaster. Ganondorf jumped back but then used Wizard's Foot, and pushed Samus out of the tunnel. He then jumped down, and Samus quickly kicked his feet out from under him. She grappled him and threw him nearly off the cliff. As he tried to get up, Samus shot him with a half charged blaster, which sent him off the cliff. Fortunately, he grabbed hold of the cliff edge with out a moment to spare.

Ping!

Link, Zelda and Roy were still really lame, forgotten and alone.

"How do you think it will take for someone to remember us for a chapter?" Link asked as he slowly swung from his upside down position.

"I'll bet we get in on chapter 18, minimum." Zelda said, not looking hopeful at all.

"I thought there weren't that many chapters left." Roy said, also not looking hopeful.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Isn't something supposed to happen?" Zelda asked to no one in particular.

Behind the area of which was shielded and guarded, Rasaara and Falco planned their move.

"Okay, how well can you snipe?" Falco asked.

"I'm better at close range combat. Here, let me show you my weapon." Rasaara pulled out two tubes about a foot long. The looked really big pills.

"What the hell are those?" Falco asked scornfully. Rasaara pressed a button on the middle of the capsules and the ends extended. The ends then transformed into tridents, and then began to glow green.

"Wha… What the hell is that?" Falco asked, dumfounded. Rasaara ignored him and walked towards the guards.

They (the guards) were talking about some union thing, and how if they didn't get better managements soon, there would be a major strike. Rasaara grabbed the nearest one and broke its head in. Let me remind you that these are machines. Let me also remind you that machines have sensors. The particular sensor I'm about to mention is a danger sensor. It's a simple thing that reads out how hostile, dangerous, or deadly something is going to be, from one to ten. When this thing scanned Rasaara, a six foot eight bug, with four arms, each pair twirling a double edged trident, which was glowing green, the number that popped up on the danger scale happened to be 185.453, on a scale of one to ten.

Obviously, mass carnage of the little toddlers followed. When it was over, Rasaara pushed a button that unlocked the electrical fences. He then flew over to where the dumfounded trio was hanging.

"Hello again." He said cheerfully, and unlocked them from the chains and carried them back to the ledge.

"Where's Fox?" Link asked Falco, who was still dumb struck.

"What? Oh… he's in the basement, that's what we got you guys for."

"Correction. He is no longer in the basement. He and the Kirbys are headed this way." Rasaara said, and how he knew this, I don't know.

"Wait a minute. What do you mean Kirbys?" Link asked, starting to look scared. "There aren't more of them, are there?"

"Actually, there are four."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU CAN GET RID OF THAT ҖӘЕРУК АГСЛУК! HAVE YOU EVER GONE GROCERY SHOPPING WITH THAT THING!" Rasaara quickly slapped Link silly and then said "C'mon. We need to meet up with them."

Ping!

The giant hand flew in and banged its middle finger into a computer, which electrocuted him.

"AHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHh!" Crazy Hand shouted. Krima looked at him disdainfully and shot him with some sort of laser. This dislodged him from the computer. He twitched a little, and then flew at Krima as fast as he could. She teleported away, and Crazy smashed into a wall. He got up and shot at Krima with his laser. This she caught and threw back at him. The laser just absorbed into his "skin". He pulled the wall out from behind him and threw it at Krima. She blew it up in mid air and, to her utter surprise, Crazy flew at her. She barely had time to shield when he struck her. The force made Krima slide back up against a wall. Crazy then shot two more lasers. Krima was forced to repel these up, which broke and crumbled on top of her. Crazy then produced a Bob-omb, and threw it at the crumbled mess. The explosion sent Krima through a wall. Crazy laughed and threw flew the roof. Krima's body twitched, and then she began to crawl to the experimental machinery room.

Ping!

Ganondorf pushed himself up, head-butting Samus as he went, and pulled a Matrix, which sent Samus flying. She quickly shot a smart missile from where she lay. Ganondorf quickly shielded, and ran at her.

"You're so predictable." Samus said, and spiraled. Ganondorf stopped short, and punched into the whirling ball of which was Samus. This just sent her slightly higher. When Ganondorf jumped after her, she dropped a mine and sent him flying down. "You are a fool." Samus said.

BOOM!

"Hahahahoohoohoo…"

"What was that?" Ganondorf thought aloud.

Crazy Hand came out of no where and flicked him.

"Must"-twitch-"Destroy"-twitch-"all!"

Boom!

"YEAH! WELL, THIS TIME WE'RE NOT IN A PLASTIC TUBE!" Samus shouted after shooting Crazy. Crazy flew at her, but she jumped out of the way, revealing Ganondorf, who punched him, as hard as possible. This sent Crazy Hand flying, and Samus grappled him. Crazy Hand "stood up" and twirled Samus around by her chain, and then released.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

WHaM!

Samus splattered against a wall. Ganondorf jumped down from where he had been standing and whispered to Samus: "You go high, I go low." and then flung her at Crazy. She grabbed onto his middle finger, and pulled back on it as hard as possible.

"OWEE OWEE OWEE OWEE OWEE OWEE OWEE OWEE OWEE OWEE!" Crazy Hand shouted, trying to buck Samus off. Ganondorf then ran up and did a jump kick into Crazy's middle. Crazy Hand looked at him, and then slapped him into the ground. Samus shot at Crazy wildly, but this did little and Samus was finally thrown off. As she was in the air, she shouted "I WISH THE MASTER HAND WAS STILL ALIVE!" and then splattered into a wall for the second time.

Ping!

/It is done/. And five hundred miles away, a overly large hand woke up and said: "Is the mansion done?"

Rasaara: He's finished! AHAHAHAHAHA! Please excuse the wait, as you can probably tell he rushed the end.

Darkwarrior17: I DID NOT!

Fans that have been waiting too long: THERE HE IS! GET HIM!

Darkwarrior17: AHHHHHH! Run away!

Rasaara: Any way, we have one more reason to add to why this is so late. Boy Scout camp! Well that's that. Chapter countdown: 2 more to go.