Hallo, people! Guess what? I finished my REALLY huge project! WOOT! I turned it in on Tuesday! Now all I have to do is memorize the Chinese alphabet and learn how to write it by Monday, which shouldn't be too hard. So! Reviews:

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OK then! I am on a brain dead phase and therefore have no comic to share with you people. So sorry about that! Well, I guess I better start, so…uh…oh just read already!

Two horrified faces and two doubtful ones stared back at Cyborg in silence.

"D-d-d-dead?" Beast Boy stammered.

"Is this even possible?" Starfire asked, clearly afraid.

"Probably not," Raven replied, removing the suction cups. Cyborg sweat-dropped but made no attempt to stop her.

"Cyborg, are you sure you analyzed the data right?" Robin asked. He didn't want to believe it unless he saw concrete proof.

"Yes, Robin, I'm pretty sure I did it right, considering that I am half-robot and have a higher IQ," came the irritated answer.

"Oh yeah? We'll just see about that!"

"You couldn't do Calculus for your life!"

"Maybe I could if I even knew what the hell it was!"

"See? There you go! Proof right there!"

"Oh shut up! You came in last in the SSB Tournament yesterday!"

"That has absolutely nothing to do with my IQ!"

"It does too!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

The two continued to argue while the rest of the titans watched.

"Should we not stop them?" Starfire asked.

"If they want to be immature, let them have their fun," Raven answered. Then she looked at the changeling. "I'm surprised you're not involved in this one, Beast Boy."

"…Hey!" Beast Boy cried.

"That was a little slow…"

Beast Boy pouted, but followed Raven and Starfire out of the room, which the other two titans took absolutely no notice of, immersed in their argument.

"Well…now what?" Raven asked, leaning on the counter. Starfire had gone to her room again and Beast Boy sat on the couch playing Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time. He had just started a new file and was currently in the graveyard area.

"What am I supposed to do now?" he groaned. He had forgotten how he had beaten the game the first time. "Oh, wait…it was something about the ocarina and the Triforce…"

"Wow, you're smart."

"I remember now!" the changeling cried suddenly, ignoring Raven's past comment. He steered Link up to the top and biggest gravestone and stood on a Triforce symbol that had been inscribed in the ground. There, he played Zelda's Lullaby.

"Yes!"

Raven rolled her eyes, but she watched the screen anyway. By now, Link had entered the gravestone and was shooting down what seemed to be invisible enemies off the walls.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm killing Keese!"

"Right…"

Beast Boy ignored her again and Link entered the next room.

"Oh great. Redeads."

"Pardon?"

"It's like Nintendo's version of the living dead," Beast Boy explained. "Oh crap!" he cried, as Link froze and a scream was heard. Beast Boy pushed all the buttons rapidly, but nothing happened. Even the Redead had stopped moving and the music had muted itself.

"Is that supposed to happen?" Raven asked.

"Eh…no," Beast Boy answered, getting up and checking the plugs and connections. Just then, Raven thought she heard the doors opening and turned around to look, but they were shut tight and no one was there.

"Weird…"

"Uh…uh…R-raven?"

"What is it n—?" Raven began, but was cut short by what she saw on the big screen; a gaping mouth, rotting skin, and a distorted face. Then it disappeared and was replaced by static. Raven was sure she could hear something more than a buzzing noise behind the static.

"Augh…augh…" Beast Boy squeaked.

Raven quickly summoned the remote with her powers and pushed the power button. The static disappeared, but the noise continued. It sounded a bit like whispering…

"Four days…four days…"

"Do you hear something?" Raven asked the stunned changeling.

One would not have thought it possible for his eyes to get any bigger, but they did. "Wh-what are you talking about, Rae? You're scaring me."

There was a sudden bang, and the doors opened, revealing Starfire. She was breathing heavily, as if she had been running.

"What…has…happened?" she asked between breaths.

"N-nothing," Raven replied quickly, listening for the noise, but it had stopped.

"I thought I heard something coming from this room," Starfire told her.

"Really, it was nothing. Right, Beast Boy?"

Beast Boy got the message that he wasn't to tell Starfire what had just occurred. "Uh, yeah. My videogame just spazzed. That's all."

"I see." Starfire didn't believe them for one second, but she wasn't going to pry for an answer. She had sensed something wrong, and she was not about to defy her feelings. As if to confirm her suspicion, a glass shattered.

"Sorry."

10:00 AM

The missing titans had returned and everyone had eaten their cold and stale tofu, some more willingly than others.

"Raven? May I speak to you for one moment please?" Starfire asked.

"Um…sure."

The two girl titans left the boys and walked a ways down the hall. When Starfire was sure they were far enough, she turned back to the Goth.

"What was it that you attempted to hide from me?" she asked.

Raven pretended to be clueless. "What?"

"Do not lie. I know that something happened and I want to know what," Starfire said. She wasn't threatening her, but there was a certain urgency in her voice that made Raven worry.

"Really, Starfire, it's nothing to worry about. Like Beast Boy said, his videogame malfunctioned."

Starfire pondered her answer for a while. She still knew she was lying, but she did not want to question her farther. If Raven said it was nothing to worry about, then she had better believe her…for the moment.

Upon reentering the living room, Beast Boy and Robin stood by the TV while Cyborg checked the connections.

"I keep telling you, man! It's fine!" Cyborg said, clearly exasperated.

"Well, look again!" Beast Boy yelled.

"I've looked five times! I'm done! There's nothing wrong and that's that!" Cyborg yelled back, standing up. "Besides, I have to do the monthly repairs on this tower. I can't be wasting time on one stupid little malfunction!"

"But…" Beast Boy's voice trailed off as Cyborg marched out of the room. Then he fumed and crossed his arms. "Fine! If he wants to be that way, then…well, he can be that way!"

Starfire looked at Raven skeptically, an expression very rarely seen on her face. Raven avoided her eyes.

Robin shook his head. "Well, that was weird," he commented. "I guess it was just a quick spaz and that was it."

"Yeah, sure," Beast Boy muttered. When he looked up and saw Starfire (not to mention the look on Raven's face), he shut up right away and said nothing more on the matter.

Meanwhile, down in the basement, Cyborg was checking the circuits and fuses, the first part of his monthly repairs. He mumbled angrily to himself as he reconnected wires and rewired circuits.

"Stupid little grass stain. He should know better than to mess with me during this time of month," he grumbled. Done with the first circuit box, he closed it and opened the second. (A/N: It's a ten-story tower, they're gonna need a hell of a lot of fuses!) As soon as he did, at least ten cups of water poured out onto the floor.

"What the—?" Cyborg started, but was quickly over the shock as he thought of the changeling. "Oh, that little green elf! I'm gonna kill him!"

Back upstairs, the girl titans watched as Beast Boy and Robin played against each other in SSB. Suddenly, they heard a crash and a yell downstairs. Almost immediately after, the power went out.

"AAAAAAAAAUGH!"

"What the heck was that?" Robin asked. He instinctively twisted around in his seat and vaulted the couch, making a mad dash for the door. The rest were quick to follow, and before long, they had made it to the basement door.

"Cyborg!" Starfire called as Robin pounded on the door. It had been locked from the inside, which was unusual, as Cyborg never closed the door while he worked, let alone lock it.

"Cy! You OK in there?" Beast Boy called. There came no reply and they began to grow increasingly worried. Robin broke down the door with one swift kick of his metal sole and rushed downstairs, the titans hot on his heels.

When Robin's foot left the stairs and onto the floor, he heard a small splash. Water had leaked from somewhere and was all over the floor. With a sinking feeling, Robin made his way through the darkness, guided by the light of Starfire's starbolt.

"Titans! Spread out!" Robin ordered while he and Starfire walked in one direction. Raven nodded and Beast Boy turned into an anglerfish, the ability to breathe granted by the water on the floor. His light enabled Raven to see as she looked around, splashing water on him every so often so as to keep him alive.

"AIIIEEEEEEEE!" Starfire shrieked as she fell a few inches out of the air in surprise. The others came rushing over, Beast Boy back in human form. In front of them lay Cyborg, his circuits a dull gray and his eyes closed. Two plugs lay not far apart from each other on the floor.

Robin bent down and looked over the half-robot and the two plugs beside him. "He short circuited himself, I'm guessing," he told the titans. "Let's get him to his room where we can recharge him."

Starfire quickly carried Cyborg to his room while Raven cleared away the water with her powers and rebooted the power. Cyborg was strapped to the metal table in the middle and Robin began to type into his computer. Raven joined them a moment later.

"It's a good thing he taught me how to use this thing ever since he started those repairs," he remarked.

"It's better than having Brain Boy here jam a videogame in his re-charger and infecting him with a virus," Raven commented, shooting a dark look at Beast Boy. He was quick to defend himself.

"I swear it wasn't me! I don't even know how a light bulb works!" Beast Boy yelled, waving his hands in the air.

"Of course not, otherwise the one in your head would go on a lot more."

"Hey!"

"OK," Robin said, bringing the two titans out of their squabble. He carried a plug in his hand and connected it to the half-robot.

"Will he be all right?" Starfire asked anxiously.

"He should recover after the next few minutes. I've plugged in his re-charger. And…" Robin eyed the changeling and continued before he could launch another excuse speech, "…I double checked the slots for any wandering videogames."

"Good idea," Raven remarked.

"We would not want to have to call Gizmo again," Starfire added, while Beast Boy fumed in the background. This time, however, Starfire shot a glance at Raven.

"We would've never gotten him to comply without my having to scare him," Raven said to her, in her usual monotone. "It was unavoidable."

"Of course, Raven!"

"I'm serious."

"Cyborg!"

Starfire was the first to notice the bright blue returning to Cyborg's circuits. She flew to him and watched as he sat up and looked around.

"What happened?"

"You were down in the basement, and we were up here, and all of a sudden the lights went out and we heard you yell, so we went downstairs to see if you were O—"

Cyborg pointed an accusatory finger at Beast Boy, who again launched into his excuse phase.

"You! You put all that water in the fuse box, didn't you!"

"I swear it wasn't me!"

"Yeah, how could it be him if he can't even beat me at SSB?" Raven asked. Beast Boy's vein throbbed.

"So it wasn't him? Who was it, then?" Cyborg asked, looking at all of them in turn.

"None of us did it, Cyborg. How could we be so cruel?" Starfire asked.

"I suppose you're right."

"But why was there water in there in the first place? Everyone knows that's a major electrical hazard," Robin said. Then he added, "Except Beast Boy…"

"Electrical hazard?" Beast Boy asked, confused. Raven rolled her eyes.

"Well, I think we'll have to let it be for now," Cyborg sighed, although the thought of someone trying to kill him was overwhelmingly scary.

"I agree," Robin said. Then he frowned. "Why can't there be any crimes when we need them!"

"You want someone to arrest?" Raven asked, raising an eyebrow.

"No, I just want something to take my mind off of these things."

"Dude, go train then! You always rat us out when we don't meet our quota for the day," Beast Boy said, but instantly he wished he hadn't. Now Robin was going to make them train nonstop.

"That's a good idea, but I don't feel like forcing you guys to train today. You can do whatever."

Beast Boy's jaw dropped as Starfire flew across the room to catch up to the Boy Wonder. "I shall join you, Robin!"

When the two had left the room, Cyborg stared off into space. Raven noticed this.

"…Need some time alone to think?" she asked.

Cyborg nodded. "Yeah, I think so."

"C'mon, Beast Boy."

And so Cyborg was left alone in his room, thinking about the previous event and what it could possibly mean.

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to stop here. Writer's block can kick in at the oddest times for me…anyway, review please! Btw, I might change the title of my parody, "Beauty and The Beast," to make room for new chapters of more parodies. Or I could just make all separate stories that are part of a series…so please tell me what you think I should do! Thanx!