Chapter 6: The Truth
Today is a great day, today! Today is the day that today is a special day! Today is the Rank Day! The day where today when all game characters finally get their own rank in the university. Remember, the rank can be heroes, villains, or NPC. Every student was excited about today's day! The day when today is the day they will be ranked, today!
"Come-a on, Bows-a-er! Aren't-a you excited about-a today?" asked Mario.
"Yeah, but I don't wanna miss this show!" complained Bowser.
"Sheesh-a!" said Mario, leaving the room.
Bowser is watching Real World Tekken.
Suddenly, the microphone sounded.
"Attention, please! Make sure you place your backpacks in the dumpster and we'll be having lobster with the all purpose sauce, made from fresh human!
Uh-oh… well, have a great game…"
"Uh?"
The microphone sounded again
"Heh… sorry. Megaman did another trick. The real news is that all students must go to the auditorium for their results. Hope you an awesome game!"
"Huh… Megaman always gets into trouble," said Bowser.
Bowser left his room and went on.
"Today is the final day, Bowser," said Bowser, talking to himself. "It's the final day of my first semester. Just hope that I won't be deleted."
Bowser stepped into the auditorium. And, of course, there were lots of characters here.
"Bowser!"
He looked and surprised to see Samus and DK.
"Great to see ya!" said DK, "Jack got a girl now, so you can call me a good friend!"
"Great!" said Bowser.
"Anyway, when will they give us the results?" asked Samus.
"They said an hour and a half," answered DK.
"But that'll pass lunch break!" said Bowser.
"Yeah, because there's no lunch break."
"So we need to go back to our rooms to get our lunch?"
"It's okay. I brought ya a big lunch from McHideo!"
DK put down a bag full of burgers, bananas, fries, drinks, chicken, nuggets, bananas, bucket of ice cream, cones, bananas, pasta, bananas, bananas, a boot, and… bananas.
"What's with all the bananas?" asked Samus.
"Hey! I can't resist it!" replied DK.
"But I don't wanna eat yet, DK. Let's go find the others!" said Bowser.
"Yeah! That will be great eating with your friends!" said Samus.
"Okay! I'll be in the corner there. Ya be back soon!" said DK
So Samus and Bowser walked all over the auditorium. (It's bigger than you think.) They have been looking for fifteen minutes.
"Dammit! Where are those people!" complained Bowser.
"I know! We've been looking all over…"
"Hey, guys!"
Bowser and Samus turned to look. It was Jack, Celia, Sabin, and Nightmare.
"Hey, guys. Um… where's Genis and Mario?" asked Bowser.
"I don't know. They said that they will be with DK," replied Nightmare.
"Oh, great! I have wasted more time!" said Bowser.
They left to see DK and eat lunch.
"Hey, guys!" said DK.
The group saw that Mario and Genis were there, eating DK's burgers.
"Hey! Those are my burgers! I already called dibs!" said Bowser, since he have been hungry for two hours.
"Hold on, Bowser! There's plenty, especially after the deal," said DK.
"Yeah, Bowser. Many more!" said Genis, happily.
"Um… maybe. Okay!" said Bowser.
"Come-a on, guys! There's-a plenty for-a everyone!" said Mario.
"Yeah!" said the group.
"I'll pass. These burgers taste like my crow," said Nightmare. (He only eats souls.)
The group began to have a small, urban picnic. The group talked about some stories about their lives.They even told Samus and Sabin about the date Jack and Celia had. They were havng fun until…
"May I have your attention, please. I am here to announce that today is the end of our first semester!" said Mr. Principal.
The crowd cheered, as they were excited to find out their rank.
"Settle down, guys. Today, we will tell you your ranks! We will call you one by one from an unknown order, so pay attention. Remember, one by one until we find the heretic leader… oops. I mean by an unknown order. Okay, and have the best game ever!" shouted Mr. Principal.
"Well, that's great! We have to listen very well if we want to hear Mr. Principal call us," said Sabin.
"Well, does anyone else have anything?" asked Bowser.
"No."
"Nothing, I guess."
"I got nothing."
"I don't know."
"Yeah, I got none."
"Um… why don't we just wait," suggested Genis.
Mmyesss… they waited for four hours. And later…
"Genis and Raine, the smart students, please step to the stage!"
"Well, guys. Here goes," said Genis, leaving the gang. Now let's observe
Genis. So he went up to the stage and saw Mr. Principal and Raine.
"Okay, students! Since you guys are the smartest of all students, I present you the brain awards and your rank sheet!"
Genis received his award and rank sheet!
"Congradulations, Genis!" said Raine.
"Wow! Thanks… uh. What's your name?" asked Genis.
"That would be Raine. And I see you're smart, too."
"Of course!"
"Okay, then I'll ask you a simple equation. What is 111111111x111111111?"
"That's easy! It would be 12345678987654321!"
"Wow! You're pretty smart!"
"What do you mean pretty smart? I'm the best!"
"Well, you sure know math, algebra, geometry, calculus, science, chemistry, English, history, magic arts, and technology. But then… you need to know manners."
"What do you mean manners?"
"Hold on, students!" said Mr. Principal, trying to calm them. "You both will star in the same game…"
"What! I have to be with this character?" shouted Genis.
"That's right!" laughed Raine.
"Argh… Raine!"
"Okay, stop it. It was a joke, Genis," said Raine.
"Huh?"
"I was just teasing you!"
"Oh, so that means we won't be in the same game?"
"Of course we are! Mr. Principal never lies!"
"What?" screamed Genis.
"Don't worry, Genis. You'll get used to me," said Raine.
"… Whatever."
"Okay, get off the stage. I have to call more people up," said Mr. Principal.
So Genis and Raine left the stage.
"Bowser and Mario! You're next!"
"Well, Mario. It's time," said Bowser.
And so Mario and Bowser went to get their rank sheets.
It was late. Twelve o'clock pm. There was a thunderstorm.
"Wow. A storm in the last say of the first semester," said Bowser.
"Well-a, Bowser. Do you-a want to-a read our rank-a sheets?" asked Mario.
"Yeah, sure Mario."
As they unfolded their papers, they read.
"Okay, Mario. It says here:"
We would like to thank you all
for participating the Game University
and to thank you
we would like to present you, your rank!
This rank will mean to you so much.
So you must respect it.
And also…
An hour later…
"Okay, Mario. This is it! At the bottom of the sheet, it will say our rank."
As both of them read the paper, they read there rank.
"Well, could be worse…"
NEXT: Chapter 7: The Only Promise That Break…