It's great to listen to ParagonX9 while typing. Anyway, here's the story!

Chapter 8: Little Games

Ah, what a great morning…

"Get-a outta my kitchen-a!"

Oh yeah! I forgot. Last time, on Game University! Bowser and Mario created a boundary line and… that's about it.

"Dude! How am I supposed to eat, then!" shouted Bowser.

"Shut-a up!"

"You shut up!"

What a grouchy morning. Mario has been best friends with Bowser, until the truth came and they became rivals.

"What a jerk! Well, Time to use the bathroom!"

"Hey-a, I need-a to use the bath-a-room!"

"Too late, loser! Besides, I own it!" said Bowser.

"But-a then, how-a am I supposed to toilet-a?"

"Use it in the public bathroom!"

"But it's closed in the morning!"

This gave Bowser an idea. As he was using the toilet he began.

"Oh yeah! Come on!"

Mario heard Bowser using the toilet and began to hold it and walk around.

"Yeah! Let it all out. Argh! Let the dogs out! Come on!"

"This-a is not my day-a!"

"Oh yeah! Since this is my bathroom, I get to do it all over it!"

Wow. Mario heard bottles fall down and liquid dripping. He started running around the room. Then something gave Mario an idea.

"You may have-a the bathroom, Bowser! But I have-a the kitchen-a!"

Mario climbed up the counter and started doing it in the kitchen sink.

"Ah, that felt good!" said Bowser.

Then he saw Mario doing it in the sink.

"Oh my Xbox! What the hell are you doing!" screamed Bowser.

"Hey-a, stop look-a-ing at me!"

"Hey! You know you have to clean the sink!"

"Yeah, yeah-a, Bowser."

Then their was a knock on the door.

"Oh no," said Mario.

"Oh yes," said Bowser.

"Please don't let them in, Bowser!"

"Oh come in!" said Bowser, excited to see this.

"Hello? I need more souls again."

"Oh, it's you Nightmare," said Bowser.

"Yeah, Jack told me that… OHMYWHATTHEHELLISGOINGONHERE!" screamed Nightmare.

Nightmare saw Mario doing the business in the sink. So Nightmare ran away like he saw something smelly or cheese. It was a long morning. Bowser went to his classes, and then it goes to lunch.

"Bowser, how many days have passed since you got lunch detention?"

"Why are you always like that, Sabin? Sheesh!"

Bowser was only hanging out with Sabin. The rest are with Mario.

"Samus, look at Bowser," ordered Genis.

Samus and Genis looked at Bowser, alone. Sabin went to go buy lunch or something.

"Mario, shouldn't we let Bowser back?" asked Samus.

"Why? He was-a act-a-ing like a jerk-a!"

"Well, you've been acting like a jerk, too!" yelled Genis.

"Well, um… forget you guys!"

"Yeah, maybe both of you were acting like a jerk," said Samus.

Genis and Samus left Mario. This means that Mario is alone, too. Bowser wanted to show Mario that he has no idea who's he messing with. So Bowser started staring at Mario. Mario did the same thing, too. Let's say it's like a staring contest. It was silent.

"Jark."

"What did you say?" shouted Mario and Bowser.

They went closer to eye to eye.

"What is it, Mario? Got a problem with your language?"

"How about-a that ugliness you-a carry? You already-a looked like-a an ogre!"

Everyone saw Bowser and Mario arguing.

"Come on, Genis! They're gonna fight if we don't stop this!" said Samus.

"Hm… that's strange." Wondered Genis.

"What do you think? They're fighting!"

"Yeah, but both of them didn't say a word."

"What did you mean?"

"Look… did you hear closely when they stared?"

"No."

"What? You humans are… never mind. Well, the word you hear 'jerk' was mispronounced."

"Really. It must be Mario, but…"

"No! What I hear is jark, not jerk!"

"So?"

"Plus I noticed that some one was in the 24th story of that building, doing something. Like stealing…"

"Who cares? We got a real problem here!"

"Yeah, you go do that."

Genis left her and went to the building.

"But, we have… never mind," said Samus.

Samus went to stop the fight, which Mario and Bowser started spitting and insulting each other.

"Guys, can you stop fighting?"

"No way! Why would I let my guard down against this pasta-eating man!" shouted Bowser.

"Guys, you have been best friends for so long! You can't end your friendship here!"

"That's what-a I am doing-a!" yelled Mario.

"This is horrible guys! Look at yourself!"

"I am, but there's this ugly midget who's blocking my vision!"

"Well, I see-a a loser who's-a over beast!"

"What's with you, people? First, you guys have been silent! Now you're fighting!"

"Yeah! You guys helped me get together with Celia!" yelled Jack.

"Who cares about you and Celia? Can't you see I need to show Mario that I'm superior!" shouted Bowser.

"In-a fact, I remember Sabin saying that-a talking is not-a the answer." Said Mario.

Then both of them stopped talking and preparing.

"I got a bad feeling about this!" said Samus, worried.

Mario started his first strike by using fire balls. Bowser hid in his shell. As soon as the fireballs were gone, he started spinning towards Mario. Mario dodged the attack and tried a spin kick on Bowser. They were fighting wildly.

"This is nuts! What have Sabin been thinking! It's like everything is his fault!" screamed Samus.

"Argh… This-a is the end, Bows-a-er!" shouted Mario.

"Heh… impressive, Mario! Now release your anger! And stop talking like an Italian! It sounds stupid!" yelled Bowser.

"Because-a I am-a Italian!"

The two started to fight even harder. They already destroyed the lunch court and all the characters started running away.

"STOP ALL THIS!"

By a miracle, Genis was able to caught both Bowser's and Mario's attention.

"You all have been fighting for all the wrong reasons!" shouted Genis

"What do you mean? Mario and I were destined to be rivals!"

"Yeah, but that doesn't mean you have to fight already!"

The two were silent.

"What have you guys been doing is pointless! Besides, none of you started the fight!"

"Bows-a-er called me a jerk!" yelled Mario.

"No, you called me a jerk!" yelled Bowser.

"Have you guys been hearing at all? The word that started all this was 'jark!'"

"Why someone would mispronounce that?" yelled Bowser.

"That's the whole point!"

"So, you-a are telling me that-a someone must've said-a it?"

"For Xbox, yes! YES!"

"So you're telling me that this whole fight was pointless?" questioned Bowser.

"The hell, yeah! You guys weren't paying lots of attention!"

"So…"

Both Mario and Bowser stared at each other. They stared for five minutes.

"Mario…" said Bowser, now walking towards him while injured. Mario put down his fists.

"Mario… you were a fool to let your guard down…"

Mario fell for one of Bowser's tricks, again.

"No!" screamed Samus.

"Are you crazy, Bowser!" yelled Genis.

"Yeah, I felt sorry for you, Mario. Too bad you let your guard down to… shake my hand!" said Bowser, who really fooled Mario.

"… Wow. I fall for his tricks, again," said Samus.

"Damm-a-it, Bowser, you big-a comedian!" said Mario.

"Ha! You really fall for that, did ya?"

"Yeah!"

"Wow, did you see that coming, Genis? Genis? Where are you, Genis?" wondered Samus.

"The little boy is over here! Don't move!"

The three turned and were really surprised. They weren't happy about this. In fact, this was very suspenseful.

"What? This can't be!" screamed Samus.

"But-a why?" asked Mario.

"Sabin, how could you…" said Bowser.

Yup, Sabin betrayed them. He betrayed them all. The worst moment ever…

Next: Chapter 8: Friendships Can Last Forever… Or Not!