Spoilers: Season 9
Author's notes: Ok this is what was in my mind and I think the whole chapter is kinda rushed. I always seem to know how I want to end something but I just don't know how to get there. Sorry if I disappointed any of you. Also I'm sorry but the beam of light wasn't Thor although I do love that little grey dude very much.
George didn't have time to answer.
"That's all you're going to say? You're not even embarrassed?"
"Embarrassed of what Daniel?"
Major General Jack O'Neill didn't seem embarrassed or as confused as he should have been given the situation. He seemed very confident and very very smug.
Cameron decided to speak up, "Don't mind him sir. Jackson here's just grumpy cause his girlfriend didn't get beamed over as well."
Daniel just glared at him. Then he turned to see Sam's reaction to what was going on. She, too, was not embarrassed in the slightest. 'What happened to the Captain Carter that would blush every time her CO smiled at her?' Daniel wondered.
Jack didn't respond to Cameron's little statement. He turned back to the group before them, "So, what's going on here? I'm guessing by the presence of Kawalski over there and another Daniel, Carter, and Teal'c and of course George being here that we have been somehow transported to an alternate reality?"
Jack said all this as if it would be completely obvious to anyone and he was already bored with it. So much for the dumb General act.
"Well, you're right." A blond woman with long hair replied with in a very surprised tone.
Kawalski stopped her before she could even take a breath to start her little explaining speech.
"We found this Ancient machine and decided to try it out."
He turned back to the woman with a 'isn't that the gist of it?' look.
"Yeah basically I suppose." She looked a little hurt.
"And you must be Doctor Carter judging by the long hair and lab coat."
Cameron spoke to the woman with the same kind of been-there-done-that attitude as Jack even though he had never really been there and actually done that.
The other Sam gave a nod in respond to his question.
Our Daniel gave him a questioning look.
"I have read the files and seen the Area 51 video footage." Cameron answered Daniel's unasked question.
Again Jack felt the need to talk, "Right so we can all see Carter's, Daniel's, and Teal'c's doubles so where are Mitchel and I?" Usually it wasn't good to think about things going on in the alternate realities but since they were here he thought 'why not?'
Kawalski replied in a sad tone, "I'm not sure about him, Jack, but you're dead."
Stupid ending to the chapter I know. Some of you are thinking, 'well the whole story is stupid.' Those of you that are thinking that are probably right. But still . . . what do you think? Hmm? By the way in the summary I said the word 'reality' get it? Reality? I know it was completely stupid but come on give me a break here. Now tell me what you think.