Jy! Jy! It's Jy!

CC2: Chappy 2 already? Damn, Revengematron3 is too quick! I can't keep up!

Alastor: Where's the bone?

CC2: (takes out another bone, throws it)

Alastor: Bark! (Runs after it)

CC2: Hey dumbass! Fly! Oh well, once again, let's take a moment and thank the work of Revengematron3! Yay… I'm talking so quietly nobody can hear…

Disclaimer: This story is another work of Revengematron3. I do not own him or Naruto. If I owned Revengematron3 or Naruto, they'd all be my personal slaves, instead of Alastor.

Chapter 2

It was a nice day. The flowers were chirping, the birds were blooming, the warthogs were having a tea party, and the rich guys were covered in mud. Yep. Nothing was out of place. There was nothing that could disturb such peace. Except for that FLAMING RED BALL OF DOOM COMING FROM THE SKY!

Oh wait, that was Sakura, never mind. I thought it was Naruto. What I should've said was…

OH MY GOD! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! OH MY F#! GOD! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

There, that about sums it up. But this chapter isn't going to be about her killing streak. No matter how bloody, humorous, or interesting it is. It's going to be about…

DUM DUM DUM! Jaraiya!

I get shot.

Hey! Jaraiya (who will now be called Jy) is very funny! Even if he is a pervert.

Jy, insulted, chose to finally say something.

"I am a very good character to write about! But "Jy" IS NOT MY NAME!"

Yes it is, moving on…

Jy was on top of a roof of a house (well, DUH!) scouting for "Research data" with no luck at all. Jy decided to go and find Tsunade because… well, because he was bored. It didn't take long to get there since he was, of course, a (sigh) legendary sannin! Which I will now refer to as sandwich.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" yelled Jy, obviously upset.

I said sandwich, again, moving on…

Jy was now very mad. "Why do you talk without those quotation marks?"

Because of my powers as an author, now shut up.

Tsunade was still in bandages after last chapter. Unfortunately, no one survived. But because of the whole lack of characters, plot, my powers, and fudge, they were brought back to life… very messed up, but still alive. (But Sakura kept killing Naruto so that was getting tedious. In fact, she's still doing it right now! I think I'm just going to stop her extra evilness in this fic… for now.)

Jy smashed through the window right out of the blue with the mission impossible theme song playing. "Hey!" Unfortunately, Tsunade had a bad day, being so banged up and all, and was VERY angry. She immediately started to poke Jy with a hickory stick, which popped out of NOWHERE. Jy, unaffected, just sat there… until…

Tsunade's favorite hickory stick broke. Somebody had to die. And Jy was the only one there.

"GRAUGH!"

"AIYAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

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CC2: Well, what'd you think?

Alastor: (bone in mouth) Sucks! Sucks!

CC2: What? I can't hear you with that bone in your maw!

Alastor: (takes out sword) Die!

CC2: (pulls out shovel)

Alastor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Proceeds to run for his demonic life)

CC2: Thank you, bloody shovel! Review folks!