Ignoring a Pizza!

CC2: Sorry for the crappy title of the chapter… it was my idea… but this chapter is brought to you by… Revengematron3!

Alastor: When will he end?

CC2: (takes something out of a toaster)

Alastor: YUM! Toast! (Runs for the "toast")

CC2: (takes out the bloody and fleshy shovel)

Alastor: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Flies away)

CC2: I really should get this cleaned… oh well. Read and review, or else I'll smack and/or kill you with this shovel!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, simple as that.

Today, were going to concentrate on Naruto. Why? LOOK AT THE FREAKING TITLE OF THE FREAKING SHOW!

Well actually, it's on the whole " Sasuke and Naruto pairings are NOT okay, right? Yep! But then… why are zombies after me?

"Here's your pizza," said one zombie, holding a pizza box.

YAY! My pizza!

"That'll be one dollar."

Wait… I had to pay?

"Yep."

Hmm… DIE YOU FUDGING ZOMBIES!

I Then ProCeDed tO kILl theM. Damn word processor. Now the caps is broken…

Now it works! (That was short lived)

Any who…

Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto were all in the same bridge AGAIN because they had to wait for Kakashi to get there but… yeah. Then…

"HEY! LOOK AT THIS!"

Oh no, it's Naruto again.

"HEY! THE CHAPTER IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME!

No it isn't.

"Whatever," Naruto said, looking back at a computer screen conveniently (although mostly randomly) on the bridge floor.

"What is it?" Sasuke intervened with Sakura clinging on to him.

Naruto was in such a state of horror that he couldn't talk. Sasuke went to the computer screen. After several moments of Sasuke looking into the mysterious depths of the monitor, his eyes widened and his face showed disgust. Sakura got a good view of the screen too. Her reaction was fainting on the floor. The shock was too great for her brain (A VERY messed up brain, so that says something).

"HI! You see, I was helping an old lady cross the street and…" Kakashi finally came over and was suspecting to be chewed out by Sakura and Naruto. But this time they were gawking at a computer screen (on the floor of a bridge) like it was death. Well, Sakura was unconscious, so she didn't count. "Uhhh… what's going on?"

"THIS is what's going on!" Yelled Naruto and nearly slammed the computer screen into poor Kakashi's face. Kakashi studied it carefully after a few moments and his eyes widened to the size of dinner plates.

"This… this is…!"

"Why are you and Sasuke kissing in this?"

"GYAAAAHHHH!" Konohamaru had chosen a perfectly good time to just swoop right in here, did he?

"Well?" Konohamaru was getting impatient with Naruto. All he wanted was to play with him.

Naruto was mad. I mean really mad. Not nearly as Sakura could, but then again, nobody can. "It's this stupid author! He thinks me and Sasuke are… are…"

Hey, it wasn't moi! That's practically half (if not more) of all Naruto fans!

"LIES! ALL LIES!" Naruto was flailing his fists in the air trying to hit the author.

Really? Then go ahead and look at the stories.

And so Naruto looked. (That sounded crappy, now didn't it?)

Naruto was looking and looking all over the stories but most of them were about… about…

"Hey! I found one about me and Sakura!"

"LIKE HELL!"

Oh goody, Sakura's awake. All of this is distracting me from my pizza…

Afterwards Sakura was beating Naruto up with a hickory stick (well, it was more like poking) until he was a fluffy mess (yep, no blood! Just fluff!)

"OK, OK," Kakashi intervened, still shaking from the story. "Just because it's a story doesn't mean it's true."

Naruto finally got up from his mess (and gathered the necessary fluff) and yelled "YEAH! Why do you think I hit on Sakura all the time?"

Sakura poked him again.

"MY EYES! NOT AGAIN!"

Sasuke was just in the corner, minding his own business. Not that he cared. And Konohamaru? Well…

"Uhhh, leader?" Konohamaru (That's a fudging long name! He will now be called… KMTP!)

"WHAT THE F&? THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY VOWELS!"

And that's what makes it a German name! But okay, I'll call you K.

"What is it, K?" Naruto chimed in.

"Uhhhhh… in this story… why are you and Sasuke taking off each others clothes?"

…

"GYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! You shouldn't be reading that kind of stuff!" Naruto then proceeded to kill—no—Overkill the computer.

Somewhere in the far distance…

JY was angry. Why? Because he believes I misspelled his name. He thinks it should've been Jiraiya instead of Jaraiya. But by now he should now that I make the rules.

"DAMN YOU!" JY the legendary sandwich screamed, deafening all those that were nearby. He made a Rasengan and started to aim it at me (right in front of him to clarify). This destroyed all buildings in his path and brutally killed several children. The babies were maimed.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love death… oh looky! It's Tsunade again. Tsunade rammed into JY's back (Since she was in an electric wheel chair with her right leg straight out it was more of a kick). He fell out of the roof he was on and died… from a 3 feet fall.

The plot thickens…

… NOT…

So, back at the bridge, Naruto and Sasuke were at either side of the bridge. After that… story (For all those who are brain dead, that's sarcasm) they were too scared to be too close to each other (DAMN THE TO'S AND TOO'S!).

Oh well… I guess I'll just use my author powers to make something interesting happen…

Everyone died (Seriously, it's that easy!).

Well, for you fans how 'bout this? They lived. Ha. Mmm, yummy, pizza's almost done.

Kakashi and K (who were basically plot devices and have very little meaning in this chapter) started swimming with the fishies in the water under the bridge. Cause I said so.

With my final paragraph…

Naruto and Sasuke heard a rumbling sound. A wave of water moved each time with every pound heard. The ground started to shake. Nature was silent. There was a disturbance in the force. Then, in the clearing there was… oh, nothing, just—

EVIL YAOI FANS OF NARUTO AND SASUKE COMING STRAIGHT AT THEM!

I'm so evil.

They ran, yelling that they were straight while ignoring Sakura who was clinging on Sasuke and screaming the he was hers.

There.

Nobody was hurt during the making of this fic. Everyone was killed during the making of this fic. Pikachu too. Sasuke and Naruto aren't gay. Well, at least in the series… and this fic. That pizza I was eating was good. It obviously died too. Ahem, and the zombies… except me. I'm the author.

MAZAKANA!

CC2: Ah, Revengematron3 had his time to shine in that last part… showoff…

Alastor: (mouth filled with toast) Bastard!

CC2: Don't speak out of line! (Takes out shovel, whacks Alastor, knocking him out)

Alastor: ...

CC2: That seemed necessary and allowed, ok, review what you want folks! I'm going to put Alastor in the trash, I mean, bed!