The BEACH BUN BURRITO! and pain to Pikachu!
CC2: Well folks, this is one hell of a chapter!
Alastor: Does it have ANYTHING to do with Naruto at all?
CC2: … yes… but pain to Pikachu is always a hoot! Can I get a whoop-whoop anybody?
Alastor: Wait, you wrote this?
CC2: No, this is still from the mind of Revengematron3. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Pikachu, or the BEACH BUN BURRITO! Oh, and yes, Revengematron3 put it in caps like that… because he owns the BEACH BUN BURRITO! But anyway, if I owned these three things, I'd fence with the burrito, make the Naruto characters re-enact every episode before my eyes, and I'd make Pikachu dance in front of me.
CC2: Now for the story!
Ah, yes. I—the author—can do many things. Like randomly throw meteors at people!
BOOM!
See? Oh, there goes another one!
Other random meteors hit random people. There are also trees, houses, dogs, frogs, innocent children, Mr. T, and Kyuubi.
GASP! How do you hit Kyuubi when he's basically chakra inside of Naruto?
Scratch the silver box to find out!
SCRATCH SCRATCH
(In a muffled scientist voice) Well, you see, first we take Naruto and gag him up in a surgery bed!
"GAH! What the hell are you doing?" Naruto yells hopelessly as he wonders why he's floating in a surgery bed.
We're trying to hit the Kyuubi with a meteor. Now shut up! Anyway, next we take the chainsaw—if I could find it! Pikachu, hand me my chainsaw!
"Pika!" Pikachu looks for the lost chainsaw. After finding it, Pikachu brings it to Revenge. On the way though, it slips and maims itself with the chainsaw by accident.
HAHA! Not even the fluff covering my chainsaw (which came from Pikachu) can ruin my mood now.
"Uhhhhh… what is that thing?"
Curious, I turn to see what Naruto is talking about.
…
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
For there, hidden among the shadows, was a big and round monster. It looked to be rolled up like a burrito and was moving. It's a thing that unrolls and eats people. Very slowly, mind you. It was… it was…
Scroll down for a while to know what the hell it is.
THE BEACH BUN BURRITO!
So, my arch nemesis, we meet again.
"Grrrrr…"
This time I shall be victorious. Even if my author powers don't work on you!
Naruto gasped being the only one else there. "I really wish I were in your shoes. Then I won't have to get stuck with my fate in this lunatic's hands."
SILENCE!
Then I did something horrible to him. What did I do?
Let's just say that now; Naruto will have to get on my good side if he EVER wants to be a man again. Also, he overlooked the fact that the BEACH BUN BURRITO! doesn't have shoes.
And in an anticlimactic battle that lasted only two seconds and involved me with a Star Wars looking laser gun…
… And I F&$( lost!
The BEACH BUN BURRITO! laughed then left, mocking Revengematron3.
I'll kill you damn it!
…
Anyway, as I was saying, we the take the chainsaw and rip Naruto's belly to throw in the meteor to Kyuubi!
"But Kyuubi's in Naruto spiritually not biologically,' stated Pikachu, now alive.
GASP!
What will happen to our heroes now that this new information has been let loose? You'll never get the answer next chapter cause I'm doing this thing randomly! BYE!
MAZAKANA!
CC2: …
Alastor: …
CC2: …
Alastor: …
Pikachu: TALK ALREADY!
CC2: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Alastor: (lies away in shock from the sudden noise)
CC2: Ok, I'll end the story, sheesh…
Pikachu: Wait, I didn't say-
CC2: Screw you! (Whaps Pikachu in the head with a fine-point pencil) Anyway, thanks for reading! Review now please!
Meanwhile, in some place far away, a guy named Kazuki Fiznit was being gagged and maybe even prodded by gangsta cheese puffs.
Kazuki: PLEASE! NO, STOP!
CC2: You wanted death by cheese puffs, and I gave it to you. Bye!
Kazuki: No, wait! I don't want to be prodded! (Somehow miraculously escapes, and bites the cheese puffs to death) I'm all-powerful! ACK!
Pikachu: (Imitating Porky Pig) Ebb- bada- ebb- baba- ebb- a that's all folks!