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Chapter two: Invaders!
The next morning, Jade woke up to Jack (the beagle) bounding in and jumping on her, licking her face and whimpering. She groaned and pushed him off the bed.
"Jack! It's too early for this. What time is it anyways?" She rolled over and checked the clock to find that it was 11:30.
"Yeah, way too early. Go lay down. Now!" Jade commanded, when he didn't obey. Jack hung his head, and curled up in his bed in the corner of the room.
Jade tried to go back to sleep, but she couldn't. Finally, she decided to go downstairs and get some breakfast. She tiptoed carefully so as not to wake up Cierra and Cali.
She yawned and rubbed her eyes as she walked through the door. When she opened them, she couldn't believe what she was seeing.
Master Yoda was sitting at the breakfast bar and holding an open cereal box, Obi-Wan Kenobi was rummaging around the fridge, and Anakin Skywalker was trying to figure out how to work the microwave.
As all this registered in her mind, Jade did the only logical thing anyone in her position could do: Scream.
Suddenly, the three Jedi looked up in surprise at seeing a young girl, in a nightgown, standing in the doorway. Obi-Wan quickly shut the fridge, Anakin turned away from the microwave, and Yoda jumped down from the stool he was on, spilling cereal all over himself and the floor as he did so.
Then, footsteps could be heard pounding down the stairs, and in a few moments, Cierra and Cali appeared.
"Jade! What's wrong?" Cierra asked concerned. Then, she looked in the kitchen. "OH MY GOSH!" She exclaimed.
When Cali, who came in right after Cierra, saw the guys, her face was white as a sheet, and she stared at them with her mouth wide open.
Jade had now gotten over her shock. "I can't believe it! Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Master Yoda!" She exclaimed. Then she asked,"How did you get here?"
"Well, I would like to know how you know our names. To answer your question, I honestly don't have a clue how we got here. Master Obi-Wan, Master Yoda, and I were walking along in the Jedi Temple, then suddenly there was a bright flash of light, and we found ourselves here." Anakin explained.
"Well, uh, hey! Why don't we go to the living room, and I'll explain everything as best as I can." Jade said, and walked off. Cierra, Cali, and the very confused Jedi followed her.
When everyone had sat down, she started. "Well, you're on planet Earth, in a galaxy called the Milky Way. In this galaxy, your world doesn't exist. A lot of people know about you because of the movies made by George Lucas. Movies are...uh, holovision shows." Jade tried to explain.
"Ooookkkaaayyy..." Obi-Wan said.
"Any questions?" Jade asked.
"Okay, just let me get this straight. We are on a planet in a totally different and unknown galaxy where people have absolutely no knowledge whatsoever about us except for what they know from a holovision show." Anakin said.
"Um, yeah. Pretty much." Jade replied.
"Is there any way we can get back to Coruscant?" Obi-Wan asked, anxiously.
"No. We don't have that great of technology yet to be able to do that kind of space travel." She answered.
"Going to die, we are." Yoda said.
At hearing that, the girls fell off the couch laughing their heads off.
After they got over it, Anakin asked,"Could we have a moment please?"
"Oh, of course." Jade said. She walked out of the room, motioning for the other two to follow. She ran into the kitchen and got out some bowls and what cereal was left in the boxes.
"Well, what do you think?" She asked, as they sat down.
"What do you mean, what do we think? This is awesome!" Cierra practically shouted.
"Totally! I mean, come on! It's Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Yoda. How much better could this get?" Cali said.
"Yeah. So, what are we going to wear?" Jade asked.
"Well, I'll probably wear my hip-huggers, brown flip-flops, and a brown spaghetti strap shirt." Cierra answered.
"Cool! I'll wear my my jeans, purple halter-top, and my black cons. (converse) What'll you wear, Cali?" Jade said.
"Um...I think I'll wear my pink and black shirt, my new miniskirt, and some flip-flops." Cali replied.
"Great! Now, what do we do about hair?" Jade asked.
"Well, we could, hmm...I know! I'll flat iron mine, You can put yours up in that cute bun, and Cali...why don't you just leave yours down?" Cierra suggested. The other two girls agreed. At that moment, the Jedi walked in.
"Well, it seems that we will not be able to get back to our world, unless the Force wishes it. We were wondering if it would be too much of a bother if, well, if-" Obi-Wan started when Anakin cut in.
"Just hurry up already!" To the girls he said,"We were wondering if we could stay with you guys. I mean, we've already met, and you could help us to learn the ways of this world." Anakin asked.
"Of course!" The girls shouted.
"Well, first things first. We're going to get dressed, so you guys stay here and wait for us. Don't go anywhere or touch anything!" Jade said.
The guys sat down at the kitchen table while the girls ran up to Jade's room. After they'd changed, they went back downstairs to the main bathroom to fix they're hair. When they were finished, Cierra unplugged the flat iron and they went out to meet the guys.
"Sorry we took so long!" Jade apologized. "Now, I'd probably better give you all a tour of the place. Follow me!"
The bewildered Jedi followed, as she pointed out the different rooms. Kitchen, living room, dining room, master bedroom, Jade's room, the siblings' bedrooms, office, den, basement, loft, bathrooms (refreshers) 1, 2, &3, etc, etc, etc.
When they had finished and were back in the living room, Obi-Wan left to go to the 'fresher. (Translation: Bathroom Refresher 'Fresher) 5 minutes later, they heard a loud scream. Everyone (including Yoda) ran to see what was wrong. It turned out that Obi-Wan had gotten curious of the still-burning-hot-flat iron, and touched it with his bare hand.
"Obi-Wan!" Cierra moaned at his stupidity. "Jade, go get an ice pack."
"What?" Obi-Wan exclaimed, sticking the offending fingers into his mouth. "That metal thing burned me!"
"Here, let me see it." Cierra said.
After inspecting the burn, she said,"Well, it's not bad. Jade, hand me that ice pack, please." Jade did so.
"Now put this- Obi-Wan, take your your fingers out of your mouth! Thank you. Now hold this so it doesn't fall off." Cierra put the ice pack on his hand.
After 'doctoring his wound', everyone went to the kitchen and Jade was about to make lunch, when there was a knock at the door. "Cali, go see who it is, but don't answer the door yet." Jade said. Cali came back a moment later.
"It's Joe and Frank!"
"Oh no! What are we going to do about the guys?" Cierra wondered.
"Okay, uh, um..." Again there was a knock. "Cali go answer it!" Jade said as she pushed Yoda into the bathroom, Obi-Wan into the supply closet, and Anakin into the kitchen cabinet below the sink.
Cierra and Jade heard the voices of Joe, Frank, and Cali as they walked into the kitchen.
"Well, this was unexpected." Jade commented.
"Oh, sorry about that." Joe apologized. Frank just nodded in agreement.
There was a slight scuffling sound for a minute, Probably Anakin in the cabinet, Jade thought.
Joe looked around for a minute. "Did you hear something?" He asked.
"No." Jade replied.
"Huh. I guess it wasn't anything."
"Hey, can I use your bathroom?" Frank asked.
"Sure!" Jade said, and then realized too late that that's where Yoda was hiding!
She waited for a minute and sure enough, there came a loud yell. "HOLY CRAP!" Frank shouted, and came running back.
"Joe, it's-it's Master Yoda! He's in the bathroom!" He stammered. Joe just gave him a weird look.
The girls sighed, and called,"Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda! You can go ahead and come out." Joe and Frank looked on incredulously as Anakin and Obi-Wan stumbled out of their hiding spots and Yoda came walking down the hallway from the bathroom.
"Oh...my...gosh!" Joe said when he saw them. "It's actually Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Yoda!"
He just about fainted right then and there. But luckily, he didn't.
So the girls explained everything with an occasional interruption from the Jedi. After everything was explained, Jade asked,"Do you guys want to stay for lunch? We could go swimming afterwards."
"Uh, sure!" Joe and Frank agreed.
"Okay. Um, why don't you guys teach Anakin, Obi-Wan and Yoda how to play some videogames, while Cierra, Cali, and I make lunch." Jade suggested. The guys agreed and they left.
A/N: I know, bad place to end. But I didn't have any more insperation for this chapter. I've already planned the next chapter though. Please review if you want to see it!
To my loverly reviewers:
KellseyKisaragi: Well, here's more! Hope you like it. :)
xxx: I wasn't sure if anyone would notice that. (Not that it's bad) Well, I used them for my bf's and I 'cuz I didn't want to use our real last names, and it's just cool to have the last names of the actors. :)