What is love?

Ch 4

ok, no story chapters in this one. sorry.

They all went inside and sat down. "How DO you know all of this?" Kurama asked. In truth it was a little unnerving.

"Simple," Lita said, "where we just went was an alternate dimension. Demons don't exist there. And you guys, well, you're just a TV show." Lita pulled out a DVD and put it into the TV. "This is the Kurama Karasu fight. One of my favorites!" Lita pressed play. "See" she said as they watched. "Your just a show. Millions of screaming fans watched this, and the other, episode. Some actually rooting for the bad guy while most rooted for you guys!"

"What does this show say about us?" Hiei asked, talking about him and Kurama.

"Your not a real pairing. Although some fans beg to differ. But the creator of the show has said that the famed Hiei and Kurama pairing does not exist." Lita said.

"How many pairing are there?" Yusuke asked.

"Thousands. I'll name off a few…let's see, you have all the true pairings, Yusuke and Keiko, Kuwabara and Yukina. Then you got the Yaoi pairings, Hiei and Kurama, Yusuke and Kurama, Kuwabara and Kurama" at this Lita shuttered. "I HATE that pairing the most. There is also Kuwabara Yusuke, Kuwabara Hiei, Hiei Touya, which is actually a vary good pairing. Then there are the strait pairings, Hiei Keiko, Hiei Botan, Kurama Botan, which is as popular as Hiei Kurama, Kurama Keiko, kind of rare, Kurama Yukina. A few even do Hiei Yukina, which is interesting. There are SO many different types. Those are kind of the ones you see a lot. Oh and I even read a story where Keiko and Kuwabara got together. But they were both kind of bad guys. Plus it was a cross over with Inu-Yasha, another show." Lita said. By now she had four pairs of big eyes staring at her. "What?"

"I have one question, what is wrong with people?" Kurama asked. "I mean…Hiei…and Kuwabara? Are they insane?"

"Yeah, probably." Lita said.

"And…" Kurama shuttered, "Why in the name of Inari-sama would they pair me and Kuwabara up?"

"I don't know…usually Yaoi pairings are two cute guys, not an ultimate Bishie and an ultimate baka." Lita said. "Oh, but that's not really the worst. For some reason authors have seemed to be attracted to," Shutters yet again "male pregnancy. Usually it's Kurama. Once I started to read a story where Hiei and Kurama got together. Then Yomi kidnapped Hiei because, as he put it, "Hiei has the blood of a kimoorie which allows him to have kids" which is a load of bull. Guys, no matter the circumstance, cannot have kids. If, per say, the guy turned into a girl for a period of time then, ok, it works. I read one story where Kurama was kind of regretting the fact that cause he was with Hiei he could never have his own children. Well, the next day he awoke to find he was now a she! It was awesome! That night, uh, lets just say Hiei and Kurama had some fun. Well, then Kurama stared to not really feel well. So finally Hiei brought Yukina to see…uh…her…him…well, to she the now female Kurama. And so then you find out the female Kurama is pregnant! It rules! It's so cool. But don't worry; Kurama gets turned back into a guy after the babies are winged." Lita finished.

"I hate to tell you Lita, but people in your dimension are mental." Yusuke said.

"I know. I know. The funny thing is, where I'm from, I'm the weird one." Lita said with a laugh. "Any way, I'm going to go home, post the third chapter and write the fourth." Lita said as she disappeared.

"I think I'll go home." Kurama said as he stood.

"Nah-uh. You two have some explaining to do." Yusuke said. So for the next half hour Hiei and Kurama were forced to endure their friends questions.

Ok, thats all for this. next chapter might have more of the story!