Disclaimer - While i would like to claim someone as fantastic as Riza as my own creation, she belongs to another, as well as the rest of the cast of Full Metal Alchemist. All i own is the computer i typed this one.
Drabble the Fifth! In which we find out two cast members snore.
Someone was snoring. While that in itself would not have bothered Lt. Riza Hawkeye, as Roy was known to snore with great enthusiasm when he managed to sleep in just the right position, the fact she was sleeping alone this evening made the sound of immediate concern.
Riza reached for her gun and slid out of bed. In a crouch more suited to covert operations than her bedroom she moved silently toward the perceived source of the snore.
'If one of them snuck in here…' She wouldn't put it past those guys, creeping into a woman's room to peep, and then falling asleep. Hell, she almost expected it. Though, she didn't want to explain away bullet wounds to Roy in the morning…
Her train of thought shot dead with the precision she was famous for, Riza straightened and smirked.
Black Hayate lay, sprawled on his side, chest heaving with whistling snores.
With affectionate frustration she nudged the dog until it rolled over with a heavy yawn and rested its nose on forepaws.
Satisfied the problem was solved, Lt. Riza Hawkeye climbed back into bed for a few more hours of sleep.
my cat snores like an old man....blame this one on him. -Fireun