Author's Notes: Sorry that it took 15 months to get the next chapter out, but what the hell, at least I did it. Thanks goes to Crobdan and Takkun19 for reviewing most of my works. If you have the time, read their stuff, it's filled with high fiber and nutrition.

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Chapter Two

Naota's vision was blurry as he awoke to the sound of loud cheering, though his vision cleared up in almost no time. It seemed he was in a high tech, titanium plated coliseum surrounded by several soldiers in the bleachers, all clothed in in full body kevlar. Oddly, random weapons were scattered all over the arena floor. In a throne at the north side of the room was Wesker with an expression as cold as ice.

The maniacal triple agent raised his right hand and the crowd ceased with their cheering. "Your opponent will be one of Umbrella's bio weapons. This particular one was salvaged from the ruins of Raccoon City. Though it was on the brink of death when we found it, we have managed to repair it and even make some improvements. Open the gates! Come forth, my loyal servant!"

A large gate behind Naota, on the south side of the room, began to slowly open. He heard loud stomps make its way towards him. This person was massive in size, all decked out in steel boots, black vinyl pants, and a black vinyl trench coat. This person only had one eye, sort of like a cyclops. This eye was pure white, with no iris or pupil. In a low guttural voice, he growled, "S.T.A.R.S.!"

Naota wasted little time, lunging for a broadsword in close proximity. With all his mite, he charged at the beast in a blind rage, desperate for survival.

The Nemesis Tyrant managed to evade his first strike, which was an attempted thrust. The monstrosity countered with a large punch, which sent the boy flying a good several meters.

"S.T.A.R.S.!" The all mighty bio weapon closed in on our hero, again.

Naota, slowly getting up, grabbed a nearby battle axe. He lifted it up and charged again. This time, he managed to lodge the blade into the monster's skull.

Nemesis fell back onto the floor, seemingly dead.

The boy, noticing the gate to the arena was wide open, bolted and attempted an escape.

"After him!" Wesker commanded.

His legion of armed guards jumped down from the bleachers, M4-A assault rifle plus grenade launchers in hand, and chased after the young fellow.

Luckily, he managed to get out of the maze that is the HCF building but he still wasn't quite outside the compound. In the yard, he found Kanchi trying to put its TV-like head back on.

"Hurry up with that, I'm being followed!"

Kanchi managed to secure his head. He then picked up the boy and the flew off into the night sky.

In the arena, the Nemesis Tyrant slowly got up and dislodged the axe with ease. "S.T.A.R.S.!"

"I want you to seek out that boy and kill him! No one escapes my wrath, no one!" Wesker was in a foul mood, indeed.

"S.T.A.R.S!" Nemesis complied and walked towards the arena exit.

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When Kanchi and Naota arrived home several minutes later...

"Noa, you have a visitor in your room!" His father Kamon said slyly. He was middle aged man with a dark tan, long hair, and dressed in a yellow tiki shirt and khaki pants. He was watching some music video, Sub Human by The Pillows.

"Dad, you gotta call the cops! The JSSDF! Everybody! This HCF is nothing more than a terrorist organization harboring state of the art bio weapons!"

"My son has quite the imagination it seems!"

"This is no time for screwing around!"

"You're right, this is no time for screwing around! Now get your ass upstairs and please your woman like there's no tomorrow!"

Naota sighed. 'Guess there's no point in convincing this lecherous bastard.'

He walked upstairs to his room and took a whispered, "these are our last moments on earth." He opened the door and nearly shit himself at what he saw. A young woman, his age if not a little older, was sitting on his desk chair, completely naked. Her skin was covered in some lotion, making it all nice and shiny and it truly accentuated her voluptuous body and the beautifully delectable limbs attached to it. Her face was angelic, with seductive dark blue eyes and shiny purple hair which was a couple inches longer than shoulder length. If that wasn't sexy enough for him, she was wearing her eye glasses. Upon absorbing this beauty into his mind, he grew a bulge in his pants. "N-n-ninamori!"

"Hey Nandaba, I figured since it's cool to get laid, we should have sex."

"Huh?"

"Get with the times. Everyone's doing it."

"Um, okay. Why me though, of all people?"

She giggled. "You're rather ignorant of your own status. You've been like a celebrity since you saved the town from the falling satellite and Medical Meccanica."

Naota blushed. "I can't believe I keep forgetting that."

"Anyway," she continued, "you're like the coolest kid and town, so I'd be the coolest girl in town if we fucked."

"Okay, let's do it. After all, I don't wanna die a virgin."

"Yeah, I heard you yelling about HCF downstairs."

"So you believe me?"

"Of course. After witnessing the whole Medical Meccanica ordeal, it's not very hard to believe."

"Yeah."

"So, are we just gonna talk or can we have sex now? I need to lose my virginity, pronto!"

"Great! Just let me get dressed and we'll go have sex at my house!"

"Huh?"

Eri pointed behind Naota. "Your dad."

The boy looked behind him and saw his dad standing in the door way, ogling the young woman's figure. "I see your point. Kanchi!"

The robot ran up stairs and halted behind Kamon.

c:\documents and settings\administrator net send Naota Yes?

"I need you to escort Ninamori and me to her house."

c:\documents and settings\administrator net send Naota Okie dokes.

"Oh come one, why are you being so cold to your father!" Mon-chan was about to throw a fit. "I wanna watch you two fooly cooly!"

Naota and Eri sighed. 'What a fuggin moron,' they thought.

End Chapter Two.