another request from the esteemed Humor Queen Merc. i think i kinda mucked it up though... -fireun
Riza Hawkeye was sick. She was stuck at home.
It was infuriating.
She wanted to be in the office, making sure things got done and getting them done herself. She wanted to make sure Breda wasn't spiking the coffee, Maes wasn't terrorizing the mundanes, Havoc wasn't smoking outside of the lounge, and Fury wasn't bringing pets to work again. She wanted some way to get Mustang out of her apartment and back into the office so at least someone was getting work done. Or at least before he broke something.
"You should have some soup." Roy's voice wafted out of the kitchen.
"I'm sick, Mustang, not dying. You should get back to work."
"Gas stove, hmm? Where's the pilot light…ah, never mind…this should work…."
Riza enjoyed one agonizing moment of 'oh, shit…' as she opened her mouth to shout "ROY! NO!" before there was a fantastic explosion which not only shook her bedroom, but most likely terrified the other people living in the building.
Roy wandered out of the kitchen and into Riza's bedroom, usually immaculate uniform singed and his face a smeared with what appeared for all the world to be chicken soup.
"Roy…" Riza managed through gritted teeth.
"I am going to clean the kitchen and then head back to work. I will send Fury over later to check in on you…" Roy spoke in a bland voice, staunchly ignoring the fact that there was a noodle looped over his left ear.
"Thank you, sir." Riza saluted, grimacing as she felt another bout of congested coughing threatening.
"You should get some rest." Roy saluted and retreated, noticing how Riza's hand kept twitching towards her nightstand, and her gun.
Humor Queen Merc - i am so sorry this one sucks! -dies- i will do better on the next one. really i will!!!!!!!!! -bowgrovelbow-
Roane the Alchemist - dear god...you read all the disclaimers?! you are far more patient than i, and i wrote the damn things! glad you enjoyed the drabbles! i shall start on another alphonse drabble! -salute!-
Mortari - this count as Roy/Riza? i dont know how much ed/winry i will write as i personally adore al/winry....
Sozuki - yeah...there are a lot of them, arent there....-scratches head- they keep multiplying when i am not paying attention...
ok. hopefully the crack!bunnies will be healthier once i have a day off from work...it has been a loooooong week straight of retail so far....i blame the innane awefulness of this drabble on brain melting mall employment. thank you all, as always, for the comments and the love!-fireun