another challenge - it had to include an immensely tall woman and the phrase "Well, i dont see it that way." -fireun
Roy was trying very hard not to laugh.
It should be noted that he was, more or less, failing miserably. His face has gained a shade of color far more suited to his specialty flames than usually pale flesh. Eyes watery with his struggle with amusement, Roy snorted out a strangled laugh.
"I'm sorry." Maes scratched the side of his head, his face a study in a perplexed sort of terror. He was cornered, which was something he had very little experience with, back up against the wall, literally, with an admittedly beautiful woman in front of him. A very tall beautiful woman, with legs that seemed to never end and the most beautiful blue eyes... She leaned forward, showing just a bit more of her admirable cleavage and smiled in a sultry sort of way.
"C'mon, Sergeant. You deserve a bit of fun." Her breath was sweet with cinnamon and clove, her teeth perfectly white.
Maes cast a baleful look over at Roy, who rather than running interference, was hunched over in a heroic effort not to cackle at his friends plight. It really wasn't fair. Maes was sure Roy owed him at least one or two at this point… "I have a girl back at home. It wouldn't be proper."
"Well, I don't see it that way." She leaned forward an inch or so more, as if trying to sway him with the power of her breasts alone.
Well, trying to be an honorable man-away-on-duty obviously wasn't going to cut it, and he was sure Gracia would understand the necessity of drastic measures, which left Maes with one sure way out. In a move of stunning dexterity he slid past his overly attentive fan and paused at Roy's side. With what he hopes was an apologetic smile, Maes threw an arm over Roy's shoulder and sidled close. "I really am sorry, ma'am, but I don't like women. Perhaps Alex Armstrong would be more fitting to someone of your gender and admirable stature."
Well, that had the required result. She pouted prettily, turned, and walked off, her hips swaying in a mesmerizing fashion. And as a bonus, Roy emitted what had to be a cross between surprise and embarrassment, twitching away from Maes.
"She was too tall for me." Maes grinned, thoroughly enjoying the way Roy currently looked like he had swallowed some sort of distasteful amphibian.
"You sonnuva bitch…" Roy grumbled.
not on my comp, and short on time, so comment responses next time. sorry all! much love! -fireun