Me: HIYA PEOPLES!

Sora: No-ones there...

Me: If you don't count sora-rocks, the fifth Marauder, and Digiko. Oh! the fifth Marauder, read this chapter, Leon might make an appearance... Sora-rocks...I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! how did you get on-line? Did you sneek?...well any way...

Digiko: where the heck am I?

Me: glomps THANK YOU FOR BEING THE FIRST ONE TO REVIEW!

Riku: Shut up, get offa her, and finish the authors note/ disclaimer...

Me: fine, AHEM

Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts, I WOULD RULE THE WORLD!

Kairi: HERE'S CHAPTER 2! runs away

"You know what...I really don't know" a quiet calm voice stated

"Who are you?"Sora said.

" And why are we on the side of a streetin the morning( a/n: hint, hint), when the last time I checked we were in Sora's room and it was 5:00 in the afternoon" Riku pointed out the obvious.

" You don't remember me?" said the voice.

" Well for one your standing in the shadows..." Cloud remarked.

" OH! Yeah," Said the voice as it stepped out of the shadows.

"LEON?" Everyone shouted.

" Where the heck were you!" shouted Kairi, wanting an explanation

" We all thought that you were driven away by Yuffie..." said Sora

" Well, remember when I was looking for the C.D. that I brought over,"" Uh-huh" "Well, I was looking for it and your stupid computer ate me!"

" Wha..." Aeris said dazed.

" I knew that there was something wrong with the computer" Cloud said

" But if your in the computer and we're in here with you..."

Then they all realized that they were stuck in the computer!

"HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLP!" They all screamed as loud as they could, but to no avail.( a/n: Hey! that sentence made me sound smart! COOL!) For no one can hear you scream in a computer...

" Hey! Where's Yuffie?" Sora asked.

Kairi was starting to have a major breakdown, " your asking 'where's Yuffie' when we're stuck in YOUR computer, but we don't know WHERE we are in it and, and...WAHHHHHHH! After that last part she started to cry, out of frustration.

" Calm down. Everything will be okay" Aeris said with a cool head, rubbing Kairi's shoulder to get her to calm down.( a/n: that's not wrong...is it? )

" I've figured out where we are..." Riku said

" Well, what are you waiting for tell us!" Sora said , beginning to get impatient.

" Well...remember that awful Sim house we made, where the Sims were dirt poor, lived in the worst house ever and they all died" " Uh-huh..." Sora said now REALLY impatient.

" Well, look over there."

" Cr..." Cloud had begun to say

" Crackers!" Sora said, as he had just found a packet of crackers in the pocket of his black pants ( I don't know if I said this but Sora and Kairi are wearing their KH2 stuff, and everyone is wearing the stuff from KH)

" That was random..."

Sure enough, as soon as they turned around, there was the "house"( Notice that it's in quotations) The house had no wallpaper, a dirt pathway leading to the "house", huge piles of trash everywhere, an over grown "dead" flower garden , another garden that was being overrun by killer gophers, rabbits, and weeds. But one thing bothered them. The bushes were miraculously fine, and also the fact that there were grave stones every where...( a/n: OOOOOOH! Spooky!)

" Maybe I can...grow us some food..." Aeris said, making a beeline for the garden.

"OH MY GOD!" Kairi said as she kneeled down next to one of the gravestones. " Here lies Selphie! Why did you two kill her?" and with that said, Kairi immediately launched herself at the nearest living thing-which happened to be Sora-and started choking him

" AAAUGHHHH! Lemme go and I'll tell you!"

Kairi realizing what she had just done, let go of him and fell to her knees, her hair hiding her face streaked with tears of regret( a/n: 'Cause who would want to hurt him? He's just SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!)

Riku started the story ( a/n: due to the fact that Sora was gasping for air...)

" Well, to make a long story short... we made a family, only she was in it, we took her to a shop, but whenever we told her to do something, little command boxes would pop up saying 'portal world'( a/n: that actually happened to me once...) And that would erase the previous command, even when we told her to call home...so we had to kill her otherwise we'd never get home." He shrugged

EVERYONE FALLS DOWN ANIME STYLE

Me: that was chapter 2. I'm really sorry I took so long to update and that this chapter wasn't funny enough, but every story has to start somewhere...

Kairi: that didn't start it you BAKA!

Me: BAKA JENAI!( I am no idiot!) uses holy grenade

Holy grenade: ALLELULIA!

BOOM

Kairi: UUUUUGHGHGHHHH!

Riku & Sora: in camuflage clothes, war paint, complete with sniper gunHOW DARE YOU HURT HER! DIE!

Me: Uh-oh... I want AT LEAST 8 reviews or I'll kill everyone and keep them lost in cyber space, and the next chapter will be extremely boring! REVIEW!