1Me: HELLO! I AM BACK!
Sora: and in under 14 days!
Riku: -sarcastic- A new personal record. Wooow.
Me:-completely oblivious to sarcasim- Yeah I know amazing isn't it?. Anyway...I have just finished Harry Potter numero 6 in under 3 days! But I wasn't pleased with this book like I was pleased with the 4th( which is my favorite!)
Kairi: what exactly did me an' Aeris see last chapter...?
Me:-staring into space-...
-Everyone gives me angry glares-
Me: oh! Yeah I'm supposed to know that...hee hee, well...I
Sora:-slaps hand over my mouth- Don't give away the stor...YUCK!-takes his hand off my face-
Me:-in a dignified manner- That's what you get for cutting me off when I was speaking.
Sora: well you didn't have to lick me(gross now I have authoress germs on me...UGH!)
Me: I heard that thought.
Sora: How...
Me: Never mind. Kairi and Riku, the disclaimer is all yours-
KairI: -dressed in black and wearing a black beret(french word)in one of those weird poetry reading places- Roses are red, violets are blue, she doesn't own Sora and/or Riku.
Riku:-sitting cross-legged playing bongos and wearing sunglasses, a black beret, and black shirt and pants with a fake goatee glued to his face- Word...-begins to bang the bongos randomly and off beat-
Me: ummmm...
Sora: -snapping fingers-
Me: -glaring at him-
Sora:-still snapping- what..?
Me: On with the story!
Ohnevermindohnevermindohnevermindohnevermindohnevermindohnevermindoh
Sora was on the couch trying to understand what the people on t.v. were saying.
"Getchi getchi gora! getchi dencht shrucks!"(a/n: the t.v. actually sounds like that)
"Why can't you speak in English you stupid t.v.!" Sora was screaming at the t.v. from the "recycled" couch, but his efforts were rewarded with more sim lingo.
"...la diddileeda!"
"AUUUUGGHHHH!"
"Will you shut up? Your not the one who mopped up the entire mess, Huh. Am I right?" Riku said, 'cause after Kairi had left he got lazy and tried to get the t.v. to work. Riku was now on the phone trying to get a repairman because the toilet...had seen better days.( that's to keep people with weak stomachs out there from suing me) Clouds' energy bar had gone from red to maroon to purple to black to white,( a/n:it really can't do that, I'm just trying to get a point across) from running away from Kairi, so he had collapsed into a heap on the floor, and Leon was sitting out side reading the paper, trying to get a job.
Then this weird old lady walked up to him. She had her grey hair(a/n: It was so grey, it was almost white!)in an old lady bun, with a burlap patterned bandanna on her head(a/n: If you've played the sims unleashed, it's Sabrina Kats to clear it up for some people who have terrible imaginations...oh and in case you didn't get it, Sabrina owns like a bajillion cats!) and she wore a dress that fell down to her knees, that consisted a of deep red cloth with a million patches on it, and had a brown cloth wrapping around the dress in a diagonal fashion.
She walked up to Leon and started to poke him to get his attention. "Go away you old hag!" Leon shpooted (1)at the old lady. Then all of the sudden this blue icon that had two sims holding hands and a green plus sign next to it.
"Hey...! EH! What the h...oopmh!" those were Leons final words before Sabrina had him in the super glomp of doom!( a/n: a glomp is an extreme hug...if you didn't know that) Sabrina had him on the ground, and was now squeezing his waist. "GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY LADY!" But that just made the little icon appear even more. When Leon had finally managed to free himself from Sabrina, he got up, he saw something horrific! THERE WAS A HUGE RED GOOEY LOVEY DOVEY HEART ON TOP OF HER HEAD !...!...! Now as soon as Leon saw this he immediately started to run away from there with much more...fear...fast(?)...gusto(!)...power( I'm leaving it at that!)
Meanwhile on the outside of the computer...
"OH.MY.GOD.0-0"Yuffie said with her mouth agape( if it had an "r" in front of the second "a", it would be, "a grape" -) "WOW! I didn't know Leon liked older women!...welllp..I can fix that!-" and as soon as she said that, she deleted Sabrina !oo ( there a cheat-code you can use that will let you delete anything, and I'm not going to give it to you-')
the end for now the end for now!
Responses to reviews:
Casey: Thank you for always reviewing, I don't like gremlins either,-gives a huge bowl of ice cream-
Kato Shingetsu: thanks, and I most certainly will keep writing!-gives a humongous pizza-
The Fifth Marauder: ummmm, I didn't know that anyone wouldn't understand the last line of the first chapter, 'cause that was what Leon said blahblahblah you just want a prize -gives the worlds largest bag of chocolate-
Sora-rocks/Pyoko: You're my cousin! Stop stalking me!-gives a restraining order-
Digiko: When are you coming home? I miss you...well, anyway thankyou for your time! -gives the worlds largest collection of the best Di Gi Charat DVD's-
Elie: Is your name like the Elie from Rave Master? Nevermind, but what did " :p" mean? Well thanks for the emmmmm... critique(?)-gives a huge bag of jelly beans-
Queen of Twilight: Thank you for being polite! I really appreciate it! -gives the world's largest bag of Skittles-
Me: I think that's everyone... here's a contest. Whoever reviews first, gets...
Riku: -in one of those stereotyped announcer voices- a new car!
Me: -Giving him an angry glare-
Riku:-sighs- A life-size plushie of a Kingdom Hearts character of your choosing(state it in your review)
REVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVIEWREVI