The Chicks Dig The OTHER Fuzzy Dude!

Chapter 3: Fuzzy Blue Diamonds

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

Kitty- Okay, I hope you enjoy this update.

Needles- Emma and Magneto? God no! That is sick!

GothikStrawberry- Glad that you liked this. The Hellfire Club will turn up, no plans for the Hellions I'm afraid.

Agent-G- Yup, I'm taking a different route with the Jamie/Sharon thing. I'm still going to do the Sharon/Rahne fight though. Heh.

Xavier's-

Sharon was in her room hanging up a poster of the feline Avenger Tigra when somebody knocked on the door.

'Hey Sharon, can we come in?' Kitty called through the door.

'Sure, come on in.' Sharon replied as she got down form her chair. 'What can I help you with?'

'Well we know that Ms Frost and Mr McCoy used to be like, together.' Kitty said. 'And Kurt and me have got a plan to get them back together.'

'Vhat do you mean we, Katzchen?' Kurt asked. 'You press-ganged me into zhis zhing.'

'Aww c'mon Kurt.' Kitty purred seductively. 'I'll give you a surprise…'

'Oh no! Your feminine wiles aren't going to work on me zhis time!'

'Oh really?' Kitty replied. 'Even if I do… this?'

Kurt was paralysed with surprise as Kitty grabbed his face and mashed his lips with hers.

'You in fuzzy?'

'I am your slave…' Kurt replied, his eyes glazed over.

'So, what's this plan you've got?' Sharon asked.

'Listen carefully, for I shall say this only once…' Kitty replied as she started to explain her plan.

Later-

Emma was being led along the corridor to the Danger Room.

'Ororo wants me to go through a new simulation with her?' Emma asked. 'It's a little unusual but, okay.'

Sharon just nodded in reply and led Emma into the Danger Room.

Once Emma was inside, Sharon shut the door and ran off as she heard approaching footsteps.

Approaching from the opposite direction, Hank was being led along by Kitty and Kurt.

'Logan wants me to run through a new simulation with him?' Hank asked. 'This is most unusual but I shall believe you no matter what.'

'He's just inside.' Kitty said as she opened the door and shoved Hank inside. She then nodded to Kurt and he quickly locked the door, preventing any escape.

Inside the Danger Room, Hank was confronted by the sight of a highly peeved Emma Frost.

'I think we've just been conned.' Emma sighed.

'Kitty and Kurt will rue the day that they crossed Henry P McCoy!' Hank replied.

There was a burst of static as Kitty spoke through the intercom.

'We're like, doing this for your sakes.' Kitty said. 'We're fed up of you tow moping around the mansion like a pair of angst-filled teenagers. We're not going to let you out until you make up.

'I'd just like to say zhat I am part of this under false duress!' Kurt quickly added.

'Kurt!' Kitty and Sharon hissed.

A little while later-

Hank and Emma were still stuck in the Danger Room. Emma was sat against one of the walls while Hank was standing upright with his arms crossed over his chest.

'I really am sorry for leaving you like that.' Emma said honestly. 'It was selfish of me to leave you for wealth and power.'

'I'll say.' Hank snorted bitterly. 'I've never been hurt like how you hurt me.'

Emma nodded sadly.

'If it's any help, nobody I met compared to you. There may have been more willing sexual partners than you could shake a particularly sexy stick at but you were the one I only ever loved.'

'I never stopped loving you either, Emma.' Hank said as he sat down beside her. 'Trish Tilby has nothing against you.'

'Ah yes, the television reporter.' Emma nodded. 'I saw a story in the paper; it was one of those trashy tabloid things. Why did you ever break up?'

'It was my new form.' Hank replied. 'After I turned, I tried to get back in contact with her but she wouldn't even speak to me.'

'The bloody witch!' Emma hissed. 'She had no right! I aught to find out where she lives and make her believe she is a Thai prostitute called Mai-Ling!'

'As amusing as that would be, there's really no need.' Hank replied. 'The last I heard, Trish got herself pregnant on a one-night stand and is now in a rehab centre.'

'Serves the cow right.' Emma sniffed.

Emma cautiously took Hank's hand in hers, unsure how he would react.

'Hank, do you think there's a chance that we might be able to give it one more try? Us, I mean.'

Hank stayed silent and promptly kissed Emma straight on the lips.

'Oh my…' Emma said, slightly out of breath. 'I never get tired of that. I guess that means that we're back together then, huh?'

'Pretty much, yes.' Hank nodded.

Emma snuggled closer to Hank and laid her head on his shoulder.

'I've got a dirty idea…' Emma said as a cheeky smile spread across her face. She then leant closer and whispered in Hank's ear.

'Why Miss Frost, that is positively filthy!' Hank chuckled.

Later-

It was time for the afternoon's Danger Room session and Logan was waiting for the kids to assemble outside. Kurt looked over and noticed that Kitty looked rather pre-occupied.

'Vhat's ze matter, Katzchen?' He asked.

'I don't know fuzzy.' Kitty replied. 'I can't help but feel like I've forgotten something…'

Kurt just shrugged and waited for Logan to let them in to the Danger Room.

Logan pressed his access number into the keypad and the door swished open. The feral Canadian's face paled at the sight before him.

'What the flamin'…?'

'Oh my stars and garters!' Hank yelped as he covered himself up the best he could.

Emma's response was somewhat more explicit.

'Okay kids, Danger Room's cancelled fer today…' Logan said.

A collective whoop rose form the assembled kids. The only kids that weren't whooping it up were Kurt and kitty.

'Aww nuts!' Kitty winced. 'I knew I forgot something!'

TBC…

Next: My Girlfriend Is A Teenage Were-Cat

Jamie and Sharon go on their date. It isn't to last however, as Sharon gets in a fight with another New Recruit.