The Chicks Dig the OTHER Fuzzy Dude

Chapter 4: My Girlfriend is a Teenage Werecat

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- All familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

TheLegendaryManHimself- Yeah, Emma does have an awfully dirty mind, doesn't she? Heh. More Kurrty fluff soon.

Needles- Sharon Vs Wolfsbane? Am I really that obvious? I guess I am… Watch out for more stars and garters soon…

GothikStrawberry- Catseye Vs Wolfsbane? Obvious but… correct.

Agent-G- Yeah, I liked that last part in the Danger Room too. Heh. The new form that I was referring to was Hank's blue ape form.

Xavier's-

Jamie was sitting in the rec room with Tabitha, Roberto, Sam, Rahne, Ray and Amara, Bobby and Jubilee. The New Recruits were holding their weekly movie night.

Sharon trotted in clad in her jammies, a pink T-Shirt with a cartoon cat on the front and matching shorts, and noticed Sam and Roberto arguing over their choice of movies.

'D'yah have any ideas how lame Magnum P.I. is?' Sam asked.

'That show is a classic!' Roberto replied. 'Unlike your lameass musicals. Oklahoma? How cornball can you get?'

'At least it isn't Mary Poppins.' Tabitha added.

'Ooh, I love that film!' Rahne grinned. 'Let's watch that!'

'Oh God no!' Tabby groaned. 'If I hear Dick Van Dyke's lame Cockney accent one more time, I swear that I'll scream!'

'Why not watch Pirates of the Caribbean?' Sharon asked. 'Everybody likes that, right?'

'I'll say.' Bobby replied. 'That Kiera Knightley chick, yowzer!'

Jubilee shot a glare at Bobby and swatted him upside the head.

'Pervert!'

'Orlando's dreamy.' Amara sighed.

'Get a grip, girl.' Tabitha snorted. 'Johnny Depp's the way to go, savvy?'

'I'll say.' Sharon added. 'Johnny Depp's a hottie!'

'Well that's decided then.' Tabitha said as she held up the relevant DVD. 'We're gonna watch Pirates… again.'

Sharon tried to look for a vacant seat.

'Y-you can sit with me if you want.' Jamie said.

'My, such a young gentleman.' Sharon smiled as she snuggled up to Jamie, making the young mutant blush. Sharon laid her head on Jamie's shoulder and twined her tail around his leg. Jamie squeaked at the feeling and fidgeted uncomfortably.

Later-

The movie had finished and everybody made their way to bed. Jamie and Sharon were the only ones left.

'Well that was a wonderful night Jamie.' Sharon said. 'You really know how to give a girl a god time.'

'Really?' Jamie asked. 'Do you really mean that?'

'Oh yeah, dates go best if it's with someone cute.' Sharon replied.

'Y-you think I'm cute?' Jamie stammered.

'Yup.' Sharon nodded. 'You may be a li'l bit clumsy but you're still a cutie.'

A shy smile gradually spread on Jamie's face.

'Well, you're pretty cute yourself.' Jamie said. 'D-do you wanna do this another night?'

'Don't see why not.' Sharon replied. 'Perhaps you'd want to have a date without the others. Y'know, on our own?'

Jamie's blush deepened even more.

'U-uh s-sure…' He stuttered.

'See you tomorrow then.' Sharon said. 'Night Jamie, and thanks…'

Jamie's eyes widened in surprise as Sharon pecked him on the cheek.

'Seeya Jamie…' Sharon purred.

Jamie just stood there dumbstruck as Sharon trotted up the stairs.

'Seeya…'

The next day-

The morning after the date in the rec room, Jamie was waking through the corridors of the X-Mansion when he heard somebody walk up behind him.

'Ye seemed pretty cosy wi' Sharon last night.' Rahne said.

'I guess…' Jamie shrugged. 'She is pretty. We're going out on a date later on…'

'Wow, way tae go Jamie!' Rahne grinned as she grabbed him in a hug. 'Yuir goin' on yuir first date!'

Unseen by the two young mutants, Sharon was watching them from the top of the stairs. The young catgirl's eyes narrowed in anger.

'The cow, how dare she…?'

The rec room, later-

Rahne was pottering about in the rec room when she sensed somebody walk up beside her. She looked up to see who it was, it was Sharon.

'Oh hey Sharon, what can I help ye with?'

Sharon just glared at the older werewolf.

'You cow!'

'Excuse me?' Rahne asked, not really following. 'What're ye talkin' aboot?'

'You know what I'm talking about!' Sharon snarled.

Then, much to Rahne's surprise, Sharon slapped her on the face.

'What the Hell did ye do that f'r?' Rahne asked as she put her hand to her cheek.

'I saw you hugging Jamie like that!' Sharon replied. 'We've barely gone on our first date and you're stealing him away from me!'

'What're ye talkin' aboot y'eedjit?' Rahne asked. 'I wouldnae steal Jamie away form ye.'

Sharon snarled as lavender fur began to sprout over her body.

'You're lying…'

The kitchen, meanwhile-

Tabitha, Sam, Bobby, Roberto and Jubilee were sitting in the kitchen having a quick game of cards. Their game was going relatively well until they heard a huge crash.

'What the hell was that?' Tabby asked. 'It came from the rec room.'

'Wasn't Rahne in the rec room?' Bobby asked.

Sam's eyes widened in fear as he got up and ran off in the direction of the rec room. Tabby and the others followed suit. The sight that greeted them was one of utter devastation, a lavender panther was duking it out with a russet werewolf. It was terrible, there was biting, scratching, you name it.

'Whoa, gimmie ten on Rahne.' Tabby said.

'I'll have some of that too.' Bobby added as he pulled out a ten-dollar bill. 'What about you Sammie?'

'Ah can't bet on those two. It's wrong.' Sam replied. 'Besides, Rahne's too nice do ally hurt anybody.'

There was then the sound of a vase breaking over somebody's head.

'Ah stand corrected.' Sam sighed. 'Gimmie ten on Rahne…'

The group of New Recruits carried on watching the two young women tear into each other, slapping, biting, scratching, and so on…

'Goddess! What's going on here?' Ororo gasped as she came to investigate the commotion. 'Rahne, Sharon, stop this at once!'

The two girls ignored Ororo's order and carried on tearing each other to shreds. Ororo conjured up a lightning bolt to split them up.

'Now, will you tell me what was going on here or will I have to bring in the Professor?' Ororo asked.

'That cow was staling Jamie away form me!' Sharon hissed. 'I saw it with my own eyes!'

'Yuir mental!' Rahne replied. 'I wouldnae ever do such a thing!'

'It doesn't matter either way.' Ororo said. 'You fully know the Professor's feelings about violence; you'll both have to be punished. And you others, you should know better.'

Sharon and Rahne both shot a glare at each other as Ororo led them to the Professor for their punishment…

TBC…

Next: Fuzzy Dude and Hellfire

Emma gets an invitation to a ball at the Hellfire Club and decides to take Hank along with her. How will Hank react once he sees Emma in her old Hellfire attire? I think you'll all be able to figure that out…