The Chicks Dig the OTHER Fuzzy Dude

Chapter 8: Shindig, Hootenanny or Gathering?

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- All familiar characters belong to Marvel.

Shout Outs-

GothikStrawberry- Yes, Emma is indeed weird. Not that it's a bad thing. Heh.

Agent-G- Don't worry, Sabes is going to get his butt kicked loads more times in my stories. As for truth and dare, you'll have to wait and see…

Notes- You might want to read 'Reality Trip' by Agent-G before reading this, as that's where the aforementioned conversation with the alternate Amanda and Kitty happened.

Quote of the day- 'I'm glad we're stranded. I'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson-only with more cursing! We're gonna live like kings. Damn hell ass kings!'- Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)

Xavier's-

It was an exciting day in the home of the X-Men. It was the eve of Sharon Smith's fifteenth birthday and the young cat girl could hardly contain herself.

'I'm gonna be fifteen! I'm gonna be fifteen!' Sharon sang as she skipped along the mansion's hallways.

Sharon danced past Jamie and spun him around.

'I'm gonna be fifteen! I'm gonna be fifteen!' She sang again. 'You hear that, Jamie? I'm gonna be fifteen! Yay! Go me!'

Jamie just smiled at his girlfriend's exuberance.

'Pretty excited, huh?' Jamie smiled. 'You're gonna hit the big one-five. Then I'm gonna be dating an older woman. Cool.'

'I'm not that old.' Sharon replied. 'I'm only two months older than you. Heck, you'll soon catch up to me.'

'So what kind of party do you want?' Jamie asked. 'A shindig, a gathering or a hootenanny?'

'What does a gathering entail?' Sharon asked.

'Roberto said it had something to do with cheeses.' Jamie replied.

'A shindig?' Sharon asked.

'Mellowed music stylings and malt beverages.' Jamie replied.

'What about a hootenanny?' Sharon asked.

'Chock full of hoot an just a little bit of nanny.' Jamie replied.

'Hootenanny it is then.' Sharon smiled. 'Man, this birthday is gonna be sweet!'

The next day-

The next morning, Sharon walked down to an unusually silent mansion. Usually the whole place was full of young mutants running about. Ray and Roberto were always arguing over something or other and Kitty was usually chasing Bobby or Kurt after being a victim of one of their infamous pranks.

Sharon narrowed her eyes as she used her feline senses to try and find anything untoward. Her heightened hearing caught hushed whispers coming from the direction of the rec room so she carefully padded towards the sound.

Sharon pushed the door to the rec room open and jumped back in shock as the others leapt out from various hiding places.

'Surprise!' Everybody yelled.

'You… jerks!' Sharon panted as she put her hand on her chest and waited for her heartbeat to get back to normal. 'You could've gave me a heart attack.'

'Happy birthday, sweetie.' Emma said as she kissed her foster daughter on the cheek. 'Now come and open your presents.'

Sharon shot a half-hearted glare at the others as Emma led her over to a rather large pile of presents.

'Whose are you gonna open first, Sharon?' Kitty asked, eagerly bouncing on her balls of her feet.

Sharon picked up a present at random.

'This is from Scott and Jean.' Sharon said as she examined the label.

Sharon excitedly tore the present open and peered inside the box.

'Omigod! Shoes!' Sharon squealed excitedly as she held out a pair of expensive-looking lavender strapless high-heels. 'Geez, they musta cost a bundle.'

'Nothing we couldn't handle.' Jean shrugged. 'I trust you approve.'

'Do I?' Sharon giggled giddily. 'I can never have too many shoes.'

Jean and Scott just smiled proudly as Sharon continued to tear open her gifts.

Later that day-

Several hours later and Sharon's birthday hootenanny was in full swing. Logan had wheeled out the DJ set and was spinning some discs while couples danced. Jean and Scott, Jubilee and Bobby and Tabby and Amara were currently cutting a rug on the dance floor. Kurt had the snack table staked out as usual while Kitty was talking with Rogue.

'I still can't like, believe all that stuff happened.' Kitty said. 'Getting visited by copies of ourselves from other dimensions? That's too weird.'

'And how.' Rogue nodded. 'How about that guy ah was datin'? Well, the other meh.'

'Oh yeah, total stud.' Kitty giggled. 'Gambit had better watch out if that Vince guy ever comes back.'

Rogue swatted her friend on the arm.

'There is nothin' goin' on between me an' the Swamp Rat!' She hissed.

'You are sooo in denial.' Kitty giggled. 'You want him sooo bad.'

'Well, what about the other Kurt an' Amanda walkin' in on you an' Kurt makin' out?' Rogue asked.

Kitty stopped giggling and shot Rogue a glare.

'That's like, a low blow, Rogue.' Kitty pouted. 'I was just having a laugh.'

'So am ah.' Rogue replied. 'Besides, what was that thing the other Amanda said about you an' Kurt?'

Kitty blushed deeply at that.

'Nothing… It wasn't really important.'

'It was somethin' kinky, wasn't it?' Rogue asked. 'C'mon, yah datin' mah brother, you gotta fill me in on stuff.'

'I-I have to go…' Kitty replied. 'Jean wants to like, talk to me…'

Rogue smiled contentedly as Kitty quickly slunk away.

Over with Sharon, the young feline mutant was helping herself to some shrimp puffs when Tabitha walked up with Amara.

'Hey birthday girl, a couple of us are gonna sneak off and have a game of truth or dare, wanna join us?' Tabby asked.

A cheeky smile slowly spread on Sharon's face.

'Sounds like fun.' Sharon grinned. 'Just gimmie a sec and I'll come with.'

Tabby nodded in reply and led Amara away to get prepared for the game.

Elsewhere-

The chosen venue for the game of truth or dare was Tabby's bedroom. The beds had been shifted out of the way and everybody had gathered in a circle on the floor.

'Okay, who wants to go first?' Tabby asked.

'I say the birthday girl goes first.' Kitty giggled.

'I'm game.' Sharon shrugged. 'I'll go with… truth.'

'Aww man.' Bobby groaned. 'That's so lame.'

'Just let her speak, Bobby.' Kurt replied. 'We might get something worthwhile.'

Tabby tried to think of a question.

'Okay, how about this… Have you ever thought about using Jamie and his dupes for an orgy?'

'Eww!' Sharon winced. 'How can you ask such a thing? I'm fifteen, for God's sake!'

'Is that a yes or a no?' Jubilee asked.

'It's a no, ya bunch of perverts!' Sharon shivered in disgust. 'You guys are all sick!'

Then it was Sharon's turn to choose a victim.

'Kitty, truth or dare?'

'Truth, please.' Kitty replied.

Sharon grinned evilly as she thought of just the right question to ask her.

'Just what was it that the other Amanda said to you about Kurt?'

Kitty turned bright red as she gazed at the floor.

'I-I don't remember…' She muttered.

'Aww, c'mon Katzchen.' Kurt said, sidling up to her. 'You can tell us. We're all friends here.'

Kitty sighed reluctantly before she answered.

'Amanda said that Kurt liked getting his tail nibbled.'

'And have you tried it yet?' Tabby asked.

'That's two questions.' Kitty replied. 'And besides, it was like, Sharon's turn to ask me.'

'Okay then.' Sharon said. 'Have you tried the tail thing yet?'

'Now who's the pervert with the dirty mind?' Kitty retorted. 'Anyway, it's my turn to choose. Kurt, truth or dare?'

'Truth.' Kurt replied.

'Aww, man!' Bobby groaned. 'This game is lame. I want to see some dares, dammit!'

Kitty just ignored Bobby and continued onwards.

'Kurt, do you like getting your tail nibbled?'

'Mein Gott…' Kurt groaned. 'Do I have to answer this?'

'Unless you wanna forfeit.' Jamie replied.

'And I don't vant to find out vhat ze forfeit is.' Kurt sighed. 'I do like getting my tail nibbled, okay? You happy?'

'Very much so.' Tabby nodded. 'Your turn to choose now.'

'Tabitha, truth or dare.' Kurt asked.

'Dare.' Tabby replied fearlessly.

'I dare you to kiss Amara.' Kurt said.

'Kurt!' Kitty hissed. 'You can't say that!'

'That's all right, Kitty.' Tabby replied. 'I'm okay with it as long as Amara is.'

'I'm good.' Amara shrugged.

'Less talking! More smooching!' Bobby demanded.

Tabby just shrugged and planted a quick, gentle kiss on Amara's lips.

'What was that?' Bobby asked, wrinkling his nose in disappointment. 'That wasn't a kiss.'

'Kurt didn't specify how long the kiss had to be.' Tabby replied with a cheeky smile.

'Dammit!' Kurt hissed. 'Outwitted again.'

'Seeing that I've already chosen, I hand my turn over to Amara.' Tabby said. 'Your turn to choose, sweetie.'

An evil smile spread on Amara's face, as she looked straight at Bobby.

'Bobby, seeing that you were so eager to see Tabby and me kiss, you have to kiss Kurt. For ten seconds!'

'Aww, crap!' Bobby hissed. 'I don't wanna do that. Can't I forfeit?'

'If you want to eat a pair of Logan's skivvies, then yes.' Tabby replied.

Bobby muttered a curse under his breath.

'Okay, I'll do it.' He sighed. 'Anything is better than eating Logan's underwear.'

'Less talking, more smooching.' Tabby demanded.

Bobby closed his eyes and puckered up, as did Kurt.

Everybody cheered in glee as they kissed.

Bobby went to put his hand on Kurt's shoulder but the fuzzy elf slapped it away.

'Payback's a bitch, huh?' Tabby chuckled evilly.

'And how.' Amara replied, matching Tabby's evil chuckle.

Later-

The party had finally wound down and everybody had retired to bed.

Jamie and Sharon were presently waiting outside her room.

'Man, that was one heck of a party.' Sharon sighed. 'I can't wait until the next one. Thanks loads, Jamie.'

'I'm not really the one that you should be thanking.' Jamie replied modestly. 'Ms Frost did most of the work.'

'Yeah, but I can't do this to Ms Frost, can I…?' Sharon replied as she kissed Jamie.

Jamie's eyes snapped open in surprise at the sudden action but soon got into it himself.

'Mmm, that was great.' Sharon said, a little giddily. 'I never get tired of kissing you, Jamie. You're just so… yummy!'

'You're pretty yummy yourself, Sharon.' Jamie replied as he licked his lips. 'You taste like strawberries.'

'Which is kinda ironic seeing that I'm allergic to them.' Sharon replied. 'See you in the morning?'

'You bet.' Jamie nodded. 'Sweet dreams.'

'I certainly will with that kiss.' Sharon purred as she slunk into her room.

Left alone in the hallway, Jamie just smiled to himself and sighed happily.

'Man, I love that girl.' He sighed.

TBC…

Next: The Fantastic Diamond Woman

Emma and Hank run into the Fantastic Four when they take some of the X-Kids on a return journey to St Sebastian's Island.