Dare to Decline to Acquiese?
teardropdangel
Disclaimer//points finger at all/ Pay homage to Mr. Yasuhiro Nightow. That's right, go on.
A/N: Thanks to all who reviewed. I love reviews. They keep my lazy butt working.
The glaring match had been well underway for several minutes. Although, it wasn't so much as a glaring match as it was the human woman's pitiful attempt to intimidate him.
"Just eat the damn food, Knives!"
He snarled. "I do not take commands from anyone, let alone a female human. Besides, you're cooking tastes like shit."
She growled, and he was quietly impressed by the sound. "Your body needs the nutrition. Do you want to die?"
"Perhaps I do, little spider."
She glared at him. "That's just selfish."
"Fuck off."
Meryl had had enough. "You will eat! Even if I have to stuff the food down your throat, psychopath!"
His eyes narrowed dangerously. "I'd like to see you try, bitch."
Tense moments passed before threw her hands up in frustration. "Fine!"
His lips twisted in a smug smirk. Humans. They were too easy.
"I'll have Vash take care of you from now on," she gritted out. And found the utmost pleasure in seeing him blanch.
He grimaced. "Spider, that was low."
There were no more arguments over food after that.