Disclaimer: Harry Potter isn't mine.
Remus' POV
You thought he'd realized what you were trying to do, with all the intimate touches and thinly veiled suggestive comments. He obviously hadn't though; when you kissed him, just a brush of lips on lips, he stiffened and stared, then quietly asked what kind of trick you were trying to play now. It took nearly an hour to convince him that you're serious, and that you really do like him that way. Then he gave you this odd smile and asked for another kiss. Things actually progressed quickly from there. Now you never spend a night alone, and know Severus' body by heart. It's almost a game now, pretending to hate each other in public; Severus is far better at it than you'll ever be, and he knows it. He points out gleefully that not even his Slytherins suspect a thing. For all anyone knows, you might really despise each other. You hope you never do again.