A/N: Ha, ha! Mission accomplished. I shocked everybody! At least I think I did. Never expect Miroku to take initiative, huh? I love this job. Heh, heh.

Review Responses

Hayai-Hakai: Yes, but there would be no plot if they were all happy, would there?

Sangos-gal: Don't be such a drama queen. Sure, it's not exactly a Kodak moment, but them breaking up is nothing to cry over! Kagome wouldn't have killed Inuyasha. She likes him too much.

Moonyme: Sango's distrusting. She's like that in the manga, and she's like that now. And of course I was right about wolf and dog. I'm always right:-P

The Dancing Chicken: It's good to know I had the element of surprise. Yeah Sango and Miroku are such a mismatched pair. Don't worry; they'll get it right eventually.

Pointy Objects: I wasn't going to put this story in a dormant state, but now I might just to spite you! No I wouldn't do that to you. I like you too much, but if it were anyone else I seriously would think about it. And you should so write an Inuyasha fic! I can't wait! Don't let me down!

Xsachi: Oh, you mean Kikyo. What kind of nickname is that? I don't really have any problem with Kikyo, but I don't particularly like her either. I mean, she's mostly just a roadblock for Inuyasha and Kagome. And I'm sure you have plenty of flaws, but don't think that you can top me!

Tera McCaslin: You were wrong. You thought Sango was going to dump Miroku. It was vice-versa. And yes, reviewers have told me they loved me. I often have that effect on women. But it shouldn't creep you out; they probably don't mean they love you in a sexual interest. They mean they love you as an author. Get your mind out of the gutter. Pervert.

College Life: Chapter Six

It was Friday night, and Miroku was bored out of his skull. Hachi was gone, he didn't know where but he wished he had gone along. He had been invited to come, but he hadn't been listening when Hachi explained where and what to he was going, so Miroku had declined. He exhaled a puff of smoke, and was about to see if Inuyasha or Koga was around, when as if on cue Inuyasha and Koga came in. "Yo, we're going to a kegger over at the Alpha Beta frat house. Come on." Inuyasha commanded more than asked. Miroku wasn't about to decline though; he was bored and anyway, he figured a kegger would be a choice place to meet loose college girls, since he was available now.

"Sounds good." Miroku agreed, taking a drag on his cigarette.

Inuyasha looked at him funny. "Since when do you smoke?"

"Since Monday night. It helps to relieve stress." Miroku explained.

"That shit's going to kill you, you know." Koga warned.

"Don't be so melodramatic. I only have one when I'm stressed. I only smoke about twice a week on average." Miroku said.

"Still, you could grow an addiction." Koga continued. He decided to take action. He plucked the cigarette out of Miroku's mouth, threw it to the ground and stubbed it out with his foot.

Miroku chuckled. "You act like I don't have any more." Miroku took his pack, which was about half full, and threw it into the drawer in the table by his bed. "There, that way you know I won't have any more tonight. Happy?"

"For the time being." Inuyasha said. "Let's go, time's a-wasting, and their supply though great, is still finite."

"True. Let's roll." Koga and Miroku seconded the motion.

After about two hours of having conversations and drinking contests with stupid frat boys, Miroku began to feel somewhat tipsy. He probably could've gotten laid six times by now, but up until recently he had been relatively sober. Of course he had hit on about half the girls present by now, but none of them particularly caught his interest. Tsuyu was also at the party, and she had noticed Miroku hitting on some Slavic girl. She knew that he had broken up with Sango of course, and knew that Sango was in pieces over him. She decided to have a talk with him for the greater good. "Hey." she greeted him, not caring he was interrupting his conversation with a Russian girl named Tanya.

"Hey." he replied, momentarily excusing himself from Tanya. "What's (hic) you're name?"

"I'm Tsuyu. Sango's roommate, remember?" she asked.

Miroku stroked his chin in thought. After a few moments it came to him. "Right." he recalled. "I remember now. Forgive me for my forgetfulness; I think I may have had a (hic) drop to much."

"At least he's not drunk enough to not notice he's drunk." Tsuyu made note mentally. "Sango' told me you two broke up. Is that true?"

"Yes. She doesn't trust me, so I decided I couldn't be with her." Miroku explained. He tried to sound like he didn't care too much, but Tsuyu could tell he felt at least a little remorse over it.

"She's really upset you know. I think she deserves another chance." Tsuyu continued.

"You wouldn't think so if you heard the whole story my friend." Miroku assured her.

"Then enlighten me." Tsuyu challenged. "Tell me the whole story." Miroku began to go into detail about when and how they got together, past accusations and other problems they ran into. Tsuyu was paying close attention the whole time. She had to admit Miroku had his points. After he had gone through it Tsuyu gave her opinion. "Well, I can definitely see where you're coming from on the issue. But you do love this girl don't you?"

"I did." Miroku admitted.

"If you really love her surely you can find it in your heart to forgive her again. She'll know better than to distrust you after all this." Tsuyu said.

"I disagree." Tanya spoke up, who had been listening as well.

"Who invited her into this conversation?" Tsuyu asked mentally.

"You'd been with this girl for two years, right? And she's dumped you more than once off of false accusations, and you took her back every time. She's come to take it for granted that you'd be there, and therefore let her jealousy go past the point of reasonable. I think it was right of you to stand up for yourself." Tanya voiced her opinion. "Getting back together with her would only prove that you don't have what it takes to receive the trust you've earned."

"Wow. That's quite a standpoint. I haven't even thought of it that way." Miroku complimented her.

"I major in psychology. I suppose it gives me a better understanding of the mind." Tanya explained.

"Who would've thought I'd find a girl as fine as you with a head on her shoulders?" Miroku resumed flirting. Tsuyu rolled her eyes and took leave. This girl was definitely interested in Miroku. And Tsuyu had to admit even without Tanya's persuasion her argument didn't have much credit to begin with.

Miroku got the green light to go in when he inquired about Tanya's dating status. "Is that so?" he asked. "How's a girl like you get by without a boyfriend eh?"

"Unexplored horizons I guess." she replied. "For example, I've never made out with a guy from Japan before." Talk about being obvious.

"Well today might just be your lucky night." Miroku hinted as he leaned in.

From a distance Inuyasha noticed Miroku and his catch making out. "Can you believe that?" Inuyasha asked Koga. "He dumped Sango on Monday and he's already got another girl."

"Well, there are like 60 wasted girls up in here Inuyasha. Even you could get some tail if you tried." Koga pointed out.

"Even me? What's that supposed to mean?" Inuyasha asked angrily.

"Just what it sounds like. You wanna make something of it mutt?" Koga challenged.

"Bring it on!" Inuyasha shouted back. Soon the two were going at it tooth and nail, encircled by a throng of observers. Miroku wasn't around to watch though. He was already headed back to his dorm, a female guest in tow.