Anthology of Interest 3

Chapter 2: Amy

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"Hey Professor, can I ask it a question?" asked Leela.

"Awww, c'mon Leela," Amy said, "You always get to ask it something. Let me ask."

"She's got a point, Leela," the Professor said.

"I'm Fry, Professor," Fry said, since the Professor was facing him. "And how about if-"

Fry was cut off by the Professor shouting, "No! You're suggestion would probably be about some overly popular book like Harry Potter! (Which I also don't own.) Anyway, what was your question Amy?"

"What would life be like if we could see what a day was like in that parallel universe we went into?"

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Universe 1

"Good news, everyone," said Professor Farnsworth, "We have another package to deliver."

No one was listening to him. Of course, no one was there. "Ohhh, I knew I shouldn't have tried to remove my brain again," said Professor Farnsworth, walking out of the bathroom and tried the employee lounge.

He walked in to see Fry, Bender, and Leela watching T.V.

"Your about to enter a realm where odd things happen," the T.V. said. "Stuff like, uhhh, I don't know, boxes to parallel universes, egg salad worms, and giant flying brains. Stuff like that. Prepare to enter, The Creepy Door."

"Hey, Bender," Fry said, "Turn up the T.V."

"Bite my glorious, golden ass," Bender replied, "Do it yourself."

"Neither of you have to do it," the Professor said. "You have to go deliver this package of PlayStations to Nintendu 64. They're at war with the Sonyians and Microsoftites and need information about the enemy."

"Wait, wasn't Nintendu 64 some planet in a What-If simulation?" Fry asked.

"Yes," said the Professor, "But apparently their real. Only some nerd or geek would come up with a planet called Sonyia."

"Yeah," Bender said, "Anyone who thinks those three planets were good ideas must be some big loser."

"C'mon," said Leela, "Let's stop talking about the idiot using these names and deliver the package."

The trio walked up onto the ship. Leela went to the control room. Fry and Bender went to their quarters. While on their way, they passed by the cargo hold. They noticed Amy and Zoidberg had fallen asleep in there. The crew had just been back an hour from a trip to the Nimbus, and Amy and Zoidberg must have fallen asleep on the way back.

"Hey, Fry," Bender said, "I got an idea. Let's cut off all off Amy's hair and put it near Zoidberg so it looks like he ate it."

"Wow, Bender, that's pretty evil," Fry said.

"I know," Bender said, "But I just keep on worrying on whether or not Alternate Universe Silver Bender is more evil than me."

"I don't know," Fry said, "Let's flip a coin."

They flipped it, agreeing heads would be yes and tails would be no. It ended up tails.

Universe A

"Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop!" whooped Zoidberg as he scuttled out of the ship. For some reason he had hair in his mouth.

"ZOIDBERG!" Screeched Amy, running after him and trying to cover her bald head, "GET BACK HERE!"

Universe 1

Leela had arrived at Nintendu 64. She brought down the ship onto the surface and stepped off.

"People of Earth, I am Lrrr, of the planet Nintendo 64," said Lrrr, of the planet Nintendo 64. "Thank you for our package."

"Yeah, yeah, look, can we just go?" Bender asked, "I need to think of ways to be more evil than my parallel twin."

"But why would you want to be evil?" asked Lrrr, of the planet Nintendo 64, "Peaceful and calm is a much better solution. We just need to block invasion, we didn't even start this war."

By the time Lrrr, of the planet Nintendo 64 was finished preaching his beliefs in peace and prosperity, the Planet Express crew had already gotten back on the ship and left the planet.

So ends another Tale of (Somewhat) Interest

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Universe A

"That was stupid," complained Amy. "It hardly had me in it at all."

"Well duh," Bender said, "Bender is just better."

"Yeah," said Fry, "And besides, a question like-"

He was interrupted by Professor Farnsworth, "I'm not even going to let you make another suggestion. Anyone else though?"