Disclaimer: I still don't own Holes.
The Reason I Write...
Empress of Cats - Wow... That is a long review... Waaaaait... The Great Silver Yukai-sama? Awwww... You get cookies! Lot's and lot's of cookies!
Nosilla - Yes. Quite redone. Here have a cookie.
whataboutneville - You should be glad you didn't read the first one, it was horrid!
oddgirlout - Why? Mostly because I didn't feel like it was thebest I can do. Key seemed to soft and she's supposed to be hardcore and what not. Also because there wasn't enough Action or Adventure.
Key to my Heart
I'm Not A Bloody Jukebox!
Kat woke up the next morning, slightly confused. She didn't remember where she was. She rolled over and saw the rest of D-Tent sleeping soundly. Then she remembered. Camp Bloody Green Lake. Yipee. She slowly sat up asa weird buzzer sounded. The guys began stirring and kat quickly got dressed before any of them were actually awake.
"How long have you been up for, chica?" Magnet asked sleepily.
"What did I say about calling me chica?" Kat questioned.
"Um... Do it?"
"Wrong answer," Kat said, turning and walking out of the tent.
She walkd to where guys from other tents were gathering. A small, crumbly, old shed with 'Library' scratched into it. Mr. Sir opened it to reveal...
"Shovel's. Great," Kat mumbled.
"Don't tell me they forgot to tell you what we have to do."
Kat turned around. D-tent was standing behind her.
"He seemed to forget that little detail," Kat grumbled.
"We have to dig. Holes," Squid said.
"Really? 'Cause I was under the impression that you dug hills. Thanks for clearing that up," Kat said, sracastically.
Squid faltered as everyone else laughed.
"How big?" Kat asked after everyone had stopped laughing.
"Five feet by five feet," X-Ray responded.
"So we're digging squares?"
"Five feet down and five feet in diameter," X-Ray said rolling his eyes.
"Five feet deep? You're kidding! I'm only 4'9"!" Kat cried.
"Looks like you'll have some issues climbing out," Magnet said laughing.
Kat grumbled as she grabbed a shovel and dragged it out to where D-tent had already started digging. She lifted the shovel up so it's tip was balanced onit's tip.
"Houston we have a problem..."
D-tent looked up and laughed. The shovel was way teller than Kat. After they had given her a quick lesson on digging (and Kat had figured out how to use a way too tall shovel) Kat began digging.
When Kat did work of any kind she tended to sing. Without realising it. Weird, right? Well the songs she sang tended to be the strangest songs on the planet at that moment. We're talking Weird Al weird. Let's see waht she was singing today...
"Let's do the timewarp again! It's just a jump to the left, and a step to the ri-ii-ii-i-ight! Put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight! Well it's a pelvic thrust, that really drives you insa-a-a-aane! Let's do the timewarp AGAIN!" Kat sang quietly, nearly screaming the last word.
"What the Hell!?" Squid jumped.
"Oops," Kat grinned sheepishly.
"What were you singing?" Armpit, always the music guru, demanded.
"The Timewarp," Kat responded
"The whatnow?"
"It's a song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show," Kat said.
After thst everyone went back to digging and Kat began singing again.
"Don't get strung up by the way I look. Don't judge a book by it's cover! I'm not much of a man by te light of day, but by night I'm one Hell of a lover... I'm just a Sweet Transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania!" Kat sang, not even bothering to sing quietly.
"You're a WHAT?!" Twitch demanded.
"An alien." Zigzag said, looking around.
"No Ziggy, that's you," Magnet said.
"Um... It's a song. From Rocky Horror," Kat said.
"I have got to see that movie," Squid said distantly.
"Why don't you stop singing before you get into... Creepier songs?" X-Ray suggested.
"No can do. I always sing when I work," Kat said, digging.
"We need to invest in some duck tape," Squid joked.
"Nah, we'll just give her requests," X-Ray said.
"Hey! I'm not a bloody jukebox!" Kat said.
"But you will be, sing chica!" Magnet commanded.
"What did yo ucall me?" Kat asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Uh... Kat?"
"I thought so."
"So, do you know any rap?" Armpit asked.
"Nope. Even if I did it's not like I could sing it. I don't rap," Kat said, shaking her head.
"You have to know some rap. Everyone knows rap, even Magnet," Armpit argued.
"Fine I know Black Eyed Peas," Kat admitted.
"Sing somethin' for us," X-Ray said.
"You must be really starved for entertainment," Kat said.
"Look around you."
Kat sighed.
"Bounce Boo to the boogie that be, you know I want you to come boogie with me, we can dip left slide right all night, it's time to be wild, freestyle."
"That's not rap!" Armpit cried.
"Shut it you!"
By this time it was lunch. For the rest of the time everyone was digging they talked and joked about music, mostly Kat and Armpit. By the time the last (other than Kat) had finished, they had come to the conclusion that kat would not be getting out of her Hole by herself anytie soon. So Squid stayed behind until she was finished. after he helped her out they walked back to camp together.
After they had both showered and what not they headed towards the Wreck Room where the rest of D-tent was lounging.
"How's are little jukebox?" Magnet asked upon seeing her.
"That's one of the things on the list of 'What Not to Call Kat So You Can Keep Your Sanity'," Kat grumbled, sitting next to Zigzag on the couch.
"You're insane Kat, you really are," X-Ray said shaking his head.
Sy: Well there you have it, the wonderousness of the second chapter.
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